13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6936

GG Schlopps. what's next?
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6569|Carnoustie MASSIF

Red Forman wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Passed the medical
/cares
/cares

burnzz wrote:

GG Schlopps. what's next?
Fitness test in 4 hours, then I have my final interview on Monday, then Cammy's in the Navy!
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5839
physical test?  run a mile or something?
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7061|Little Bentcock

Red Forman wrote:

physical test?  run a mile or something?
Rub a finger around his anus.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6936

CammRobb wrote:

Fitness test in 4 hours, then I have my final interview on Monday, then Cammy's in the Navy!
i'd say good luck, ya don't need it, but i will say God Speed. i'm leaving for a long weekend, Labor Day.
Don't mind Forman, he has to work on Labor Day.
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6661|Escea

https://distractible.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/rubber-glove.jpg
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6569|Carnoustie MASSIF

Red Forman wrote:

physical test?  run a mile or something?
Mile and a half in under 12 minutes 40 seconds.
Red Forman
Banned
+402|5839

Adams_BJ wrote:

Red Forman wrote:

physical test?  run a mile or something?
Rub a finger around his anus.
punt
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6912|6 6 4 oh, I forget

CammRobb wrote:

Red Forman wrote:

/cares
/cares
How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

You two are like an old couple. Cam and Foreskin sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6569|Carnoustie MASSIF

Ultrafunkula wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Red Forman wrote:

/cares
/cares
How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

You two are like an old couple. Cam and Foreskin sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Lolssss.

What gave you the inspiration for your avatar btw? I commented on one of M3thod's facebook pictures asking him if he thought he was Sick boy haha How odd...
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6912|6 6 4 oh, I forget

CammRobb wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


/cares
How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

You two are like an old couple. Cam and Foreskin sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Lolssss.

What gave you the inspiration for your avatar btw? I commented on one of M3thod's facebook pictures asking him if he thought he was Sick boy haha How odd...
Me being sick for the last 3 weeks was enough inspiration for that one.
CammRobb
Banned
+1,510|6569|Carnoustie MASSIF

Ultrafunkula wrote:

CammRobb wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:


How cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

You two are like an old couple. Cam and Foreskin sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G
Lolssss.

What gave you the inspiration for your avatar btw? I commented on one of M3thod's facebook pictures asking him if he thought he was Sick boy haha How odd...
Me being sick for the last 3 weeks was enough inspiration for that one.
haha, ahh right. I think I might join you with the Trainspotting avatars. Which character should I be? /inb4rentboy
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6912|6 6 4 oh, I forget

CammRobb wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

CammRobb wrote:


Lolssss.

What gave you the inspiration for your avatar btw? I commented on one of M3thod's facebook pictures asking him if he thought he was Sick boy haha How odd...
Me being sick for the last 3 weeks was enough inspiration for that one.
haha, ahh right. I think I might join you with the Trainspotting avatars. Which character should I be? /inb4rentboy
Spud
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6912|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Hooray! Shits getting solid again.
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7070|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hooray! Shits getting solid again.
I applaud for soliditity in feces.
I need around tree fiddy.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hooray! Shits getting solid again.
I been down my ol mans with my sister all morning talking work n shit.  Dads been doing fruit juices like they going out of fashion on his new Juicer, I can see me having 4 days of shitting through 'an eye' and having the Funkypoo's now.

Glad to hear your starting to get better mate.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hooray! Shits getting solid again.
I applaud for soliditity in feces.
I hope you dont get a visit from the Phantom Turd.  You know, you push the fucker out and you can tell from the splashback its a fucking beast.  You expect its head to be sticking out the water and its tale already down the beach.  You look down to inspect and low and be-fucking-hold, nothing.  Just a few skidders.  Where has the Phantom gone?  No sence of achivement at all in that.  Gutted.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6912|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Hooray! Shits getting solid again.
I applaud for soliditity in feces.
I hope you dont get a visit from the Phantom Turd.  You know, you push the fucker out and you can tell from the splashback its a fucking beast.  You expect its head to be sticking out the water and its tale already down the beach.  You look down to inspect and low and be-fucking-hold, nothing.  Just a few skidders.  Where has the Phantom gone?  No sence of achivement at all in that.  Gutted.
Hmm. This reminds me of that one article of different shits in this raunchy comicbook that Donnie surely knows (Myrkky). There was phantom shit that '40 here told about. Then there was purity shit; The toilet's clean as a whistle and nothing sticks on the TP when you wipe. Hangover shit was described as sweaty nasty deed but ever so relaxing and purifying afterwards. There was others too but can't remember them from over 10 years back.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

DonFck wrote:


I applaud for soliditity in feces.
I hope you dont get a visit from the Phantom Turd.  You know, you push the fucker out and you can tell from the splashback its a fucking beast.  You expect its head to be sticking out the water and its tale already down the beach.  You look down to inspect and low and be-fucking-hold, nothing.  Just a few skidders.  Where has the Phantom gone?  No sence of achivement at all in that.  Gutted.
Hmm. This reminds me of that one article of different shits in this raunchy comicbook that Donnie surely knows (Myrkky). There was phantom shit that '40 here told about. Then there was purity shit; The toilet's clean as a whistle and nothing sticks on the TP when you wipe. Hangover shit was described as sweaty nasty deed but ever so relaxing and purifying afterwards. There was others too but can't remember them from over 10 years back.
My best and quickest hangover cure is a shit.  Sobers me up instantly.

My fav poo's are the dry wipe ones.  You go to wipe and 'uh?' clean as a whistle.

'Safe, Arse', I tell my bottom as I zip up, sniff my fingers and wash my hands before walking off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
My fav farts are the ones that come out 100mph 20 minutes after a nice long relaxing poo.  Real depth chargers. My least fav are the squeaky 'weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  ee' ones.  They are girly farts.

I was going to post in our 'Officla Achievement' thread how I make my Mrs fanny fart but I dont think it would down well with either the OP or The mrs.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Anyway, moving on.

Today I traded in a hdmi lead (unopened) £9.99, Infamous and Drakes Fortune (PS3 stuff)

for

Battlefield Bad Company and GT Prologue.

Have I done the right thing?  Will I love them both?
M.O.A.B
'Light 'em up!'
+1,220|6661|Escea

Bad Company is great fun to play, very good for blowing off steam.
good morningzzz!

https://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/jay-n1093571340_30059082_5662.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

M.O.A.B wrote:

Bad Company is great fun to play, very good for blowing off steam.
I cant play online.

Have I done the right thing?  I wasnt into throwing lighting bolts at people and it didnt control as I wanted.  Drakes fortune seemed too dark.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7112|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:

good morningzzz!

http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-conte … 2_5662.jpg
Hiya Kimm, I added you on xfire this week, hadnt started it up in a year and might be another year now.

Wrong thread for beauty contest.

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