Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7038|London, England

VicktorVauhn wrote:

God I fucking hate artists. Just random stupid shit and call it art.

Just make a huge sign that says "THIS IS NOT ART" and sit beside it in a lawn chair listening to headphones.
Hmm... That's actually quite artistic, meaningful and thought provoking Victor, kudos to you.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland

VicktorVauhn wrote:

God I fucking hate artists. Just random stupid shit and call it art.

Just make a huge sign that says "THIS IS NOT ART" and sit beside it in a lawn chair listening to headphones.
Not a bad idea. Take a tesco fold out chair. Sit down with an awsm mask and a massive sign saying this is not art. And just sit there. Maybe some headphones and a cigar.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7038|London, England
The awsm mask really would add that extra touch of brilliance
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6906|Gogledd Cymru

Take your (Desktop) Computer and pretend to use it, or get a massive extension lead and use it.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland

The Sheriff wrote:

Take your (Desktop) Computer and pretend to use it, or get a massive extension lead and use it.
What would I do on it?
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5926|America
Awsm face with bf2s shirt with all our names on it. and awsm face on the seat of your pants. While doing the carrleton dance

Last edited by Blade4509 (2009-09-08 07:02:53)

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland

Blade4509 wrote:

Awsm face with bf2s shirt with all our names on it. and awsm face on the seat of your pants. While doing the carrleton dance
Sounds good! I like the this is not art idea better though.

My plan so far:

A black and white typical french tshirt with a beret hat.
An awsm mask.
A big sign (hidden until on the plynth) saying "This is not art"
A fold out chair.
A bag with a book, some cigars and my ipod with big headphones.

I will set up the everything, and just sit down and chill. And not speak a word.
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland

Dauntless wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8237104.stm

lel
"He then swung down from the plinth with a zebra print dressing gown hanging loosely off him, dropped on to the ground and ran through the square barefoot."
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6570|what

I agree with the awsm face idea. Brilliant suggestion. You just need to print one out that is large enough, like here:

(right click -> view image)

https://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/13/Awesome.png

and then cut it out with some scissors then add rope.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland
There is a women on it right now just throwing out sweets.

Maybe I could incorporate this?
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6729

White-Fusion wrote:

There is a women on it right now just throwing out sweets.

Maybe I could incorporate this?
If you're gonna throw out sweets, wear a paedo bear mask and see how long it takes before you get arrested
White-Fusion
Fuck
+616|6969|Scotland

ebug9 wrote:

White-Fusion wrote:

There is a women on it right now just throwing out sweets.

Maybe I could incorporate this?
If you're gonna throw out sweets, wear a paedo bear mask and see how long it takes before you get arrested
3.5 seconds.
Lai
Member
+186|6568
1. Dress up as the Masked Muchacho and stand in thát pose the whole hour, laughing maniacally.
2. Get yourself a uniform of the Sturm Abteilung and stand with stretched right arm for the full hour.

White-Fusion wrote:

Blade4509 wrote:

Awsm face with bf2s shirt with all our names on it. and awsm face on the seat of your pants. While doing the carrleton dance
Sounds good! I like the this is not art idea better though.

My plan so far:

A black and white typical french tshirt with a beret hat.
An awsm mask.
A big sign (hidden until on the plynth) saying "This is not art"
A fold out chair.
A bag with a book, some cigars and my ipod with big headphones.

I will set up the everything, and just sit down and chill. And not speak a word.
It would be even better if you replaced the beret with a bicone hat and put your right hand in your coat. Also the "this is not art" line is epic as it is a reference to Magritte's painting. Drop the Ipod though, get a ghettoblaster instead and play this:



I don't think it would get you arrested, but it might get you exiled though.
Simon
basically
+838|7075|UK
Saw people doing this a week ago when I was in the area, looked boring as fuck. people were just standing there doing.. nothing
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7124|67.222.138.85
be a hobo
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5926|America

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

be a hobo
with an upside-down awsm face.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
MrAnderson
Ghost Town T90/Apache Whore
+99|6416|Aberdeen, Scotland
When I was there, some guy was playing that tennis game with the ball on a rope, attached to a pole...what's the name for that, anybody?

I was wondering, what happens if you get your slot at 4am? You go up there and take abuse from drunks? Do you think a lot of people have pulled out when given the shitty slots?
[HOF]Mercenary
o_O
+53|6595

ebug9 wrote:

You could be Atlas and hold up a giant beach ball shaped like the globe.
This is an awesome idea. To be honest, an awsm face mask doesn't come close.
GravyDan
Back from the Grave(y)
+768|6349|CA
Hand out tennis balls to the crowd, then do your best goatsee imitation.  Award 1 dollar to anyone who manages to lodge a ball in your ass.  Call it a tribute to David Hasslehoff.
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6885

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

Just stand there normally, until the last minute when you pull out your 16-gage and go all Kobain on everyone standing around.
This or GravyDan's idea.
aimless
Member
+166|6542|Texas

VicktorVauhn wrote:

God I fucking hate artists. Just random stupid shit and call it art.

Just make a huge sign that says "THIS IS NOT ART" and sit beside it in a lawn chair listening to headphones.
This. Leave out that awsm shit.
Laika
Member
+75|6361

aimless wrote:

VicktorVauhn wrote:

God I fucking hate artists. Just random stupid shit and call it art.

Just make a huge sign that says "THIS IS NOT ART" and sit beside it in a lawn chair listening to headphones.
This. Leave out that awsm shit.
Cybargs
Moderated
+2,285|7133

aimless wrote:

VicktorVauhn wrote:

God I fucking hate artists. Just random stupid shit and call it art.

Just make a huge sign that says "THIS IS NOT ART" and sit beside it in a lawn chair listening to headphones.
This. Leave out that awsm shit.
That would make the art work better...

Artists would argue it is not art, but a true person with emotions ya da ya da ya da.

Think of the picture that says "this is not a pipe" it went global coz it was "creative"
https://cache.www.gametracker.com/server_info/203.46.105.23:21300/b_350_20_692108_381007_FFFFFF_000000.png
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6856|King Of The Islands

MrAnderson wrote:

When I was there, some guy was playing that tennis game with the ball on a rope, attached to a pole...what's the name for that, anybody?
Round these parts folk call it Totem-Tennis.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.

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