HaiBai
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Street Justice -- Robbers Getting Surprised With Beatdowns

https://i33.tinypic.com/2r549dv.jpg

A new video depicting a bike thief getting knocked around by an intended target and his friends confirms what we already knew: Stealing is bad, especially when you suck at it and your victims are likely to kick your ass. This particular genius attempted to lift a bike in broad daylight with a drill. Good thing he was wearing a helmet during the incident; it probably saved him from getting a concussion.

We've rounded up a few videos of would-be thieves getting a little comeuppance from marks who fought back. Think of it as When Victims Attack. Brutal? Maybe. Unquestionably satisfying to watch? Definitely.

The Bicycle Thief, aka, "Don't steal bikes, bro."



How Not to Rob Someone

This mugger masquerades as a good Samaritan and then grabs a traveler's cash. He is promptly "thanked" with a beatdown on a staircase and strangled into unconsciousness.

http://embed.break.com/666779

Beauty Shop Beatdown

This thug tried to rob a beauty school run by 30 women. His biggest mistake? Bringing a gun to a curling-iron fight.



Biker Bar Robbery Ends Predictably

Two thieves hold up an Australian club, and they would have gotten away with it too ... if it wsn't for the gang of 50 hardcore bikers that bum-rushed and hog-tied them.



Armed Robber Knocked Out

A stick brawl erupts in this convenience store. Watch as the owner one-shots the unlucky robber in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.



Store Clerk Attacks Thief With a Hammer

Convenience store workers often protect themselves with guns and bats. This guy's weapon of choice? A hammer.



Source

Last edited by HaiBai (2009-09-21 14:52:08)

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ghettoperson
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I liked the bike robber one best, great quality!
M.O.A.B
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HaiBai wrote:

Armed Robber Knocked Out

A stick brawl erupts in this convenience store. Watch as the owner one-shots the unlucky robber in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57EsTM9zbE&fmt=18
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Peter
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HaiBai wrote:

Armed Robber Knocked Out

A stick brawl erupts in this convenience store. Watch as the owner one-shots the unlucky robber in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57EsTM9zbE&fmt=18
The reason the guy fell to the floor was because of the crate of beer he tripped over, not the blow to the head.
Kmar
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September 19, 2009
Dramatic surveillance video shows a customer stopping a bank robbery by tackling the suspect.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?secti … id=7022928
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coke
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Peter wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

Armed Robber Knocked Out

A stick brawl erupts in this convenience store. Watch as the owner one-shots the unlucky robber in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57EsTM9zbE&fmt=18
The reason the guy fell to the floor was because of the crate of beer he tripped over, not the blow to the head.
Yeah 'cus when you trip on something you instantly become limp and fall face first onto the ground...

That guy was knocked out cold.
ghettoperson
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coke wrote:

Peter wrote:

HaiBai wrote:

Armed Robber Knocked Out

A stick brawl erupts in this convenience store. Watch as the owner one-shots the unlucky robber in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o57EsTM9zbE&fmt=18
The reason the guy fell to the floor was because of the crate of beer he tripped over, not the blow to the head.
Yeah 'cus when you trip on something you instantly become limp and fall face first onto the ground...

That guy was knocked out cold.
And coke knows these things; he's from Stoke which means he goes around knocking people out every weekend.
coke
Aye up duck!
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ghettoperson wrote:

coke wrote:

Peter wrote:


The reason the guy fell to the floor was because of the crate of beer he tripped over, not the blow to the head.
Yeah 'cus when you trip on something you instantly become limp and fall face first onto the ground...

That guy was knocked out cold.
And coke knows these things; he's from Stoke which means he goes around knocking people out every weekend.
OOIIIII!!!!!!

It's not just on weekends
loubot
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Kmarion wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OKozYtzkYQ
September 19, 2009
Dramatic surveillance video shows a customer stopping a bank robbery by tackling the suspect.
http://abclocal.go.com/wtvg/story?secti … id=7022928
I like how the old timer rolls, he finishes his bag of popcorn before springing to action.
FatherTed
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There was an ace one of some chav nicking a bag, then he runs into the pensioner (who used to be a boxer), who lands this fucking amazing punch on the chav, knocking him down in one.
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Ah. Nice good stuff I've been twice just three seconds too late to catch shoplifters. First time was when I went to PC Superstore on my lunchbreak and saw this skinny teenager running out with a tinfoil bag full of nothing, since he had been spotted. A 50+ Securitas geezer was gasping air and trying to catch him for the first 10m outside the door but thought not to risk a heartattack If I'd been just those seconds earlier at the door, the sucker whould've ran straight at me. Last time was at a supermarket when some candy hungry kid got into a jogging contest with the market guard. I saw him go like Forest Gump across the road with the broad after her. Dunno who won the race though. The pair playing "it" went just two feet behind my back as I was paying for my groceries. If I had been already packing instead of signing for my stuff I'd had the change to trip him right there. Damn those still bug me
Adams_BJ
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Saw this one on TV a couple nights ago. Best tbh.

Beeping only lasts a few secs.



Turns out the guy is the chicks dad.

Owned.
JahManRed
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I love this one. Happy Slappers make mistake of slapping a boxers GF.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRuGi-Pp-TI
Bradt3hleader
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I love the 50 bikers! Lol they were picking up chairs on the way. haha!

Imagine 50 hardcore bikers chasing you with chairs. Holy shit!

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You plagiarised these guys...?
http://www.asylum.com/2009/09/16/street … beat-down/

Are you Fancy?

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-09-21 12:58:50)

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HaiBai
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DBBrinson1 wrote:

You plagiarised these guys...?
http://www.asylum.com/2009/09/16/street … beat-down/

Are you Fancy?
Oh whoops, sorry.  Forgot to post the source link, I in no way meant to take credit for this.

EDIT: Also, don't get your panties in a knot.  I post stuff like this all the time, and I always post the source link, and I never try to take credit for it.  Go try and be a smart ass somewhere else.

Last edited by HaiBai (2009-09-21 14:53:44)

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