You'd best learn yourself up, boy. TarotMacbeth wrote:
So after one of my classes I started a conversation with a girl in the class since for the class we have to go to a play which is about witchcraft and I noticed she got all happy about it. Anyway we went to the school library afterward and played with her tora cards and joked around for about an hour. We are now both going to the play together. I think afterward she wanted me to kiss her but I don't know. In any case I have a date now.
some_random_panda wrote:
The temptation to get that Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me pic is overwhelming.
tell her you got a frog in your pants
Listen to this guy. Someone has to be the wingman. This particular case sounds just about right in every way since she already might have ripped Nazgul wings under her cloak. Or whatever tarpaulin (is that word even right? used a translation device) she's wearing.=NHB=Shadow wrote:
Hey let macbeth have his uglies okay?
SEREMAKER wrote:
tell her you got a frog in your pants
I would run and run away fast. Dude, you get a girl that starts talking crazy before you've even gotten to know her, the bitch has not been taking her meds. GET OUT NOW!!!
EDIT:
A story from when I was in high school - there was this crazy chick in my Honors English Lit class, right? Turns out she was on meds and one day, she stopped taking her meds. Her parents had to leave her at home on her own (not the best of decisions), so they locked her in her room (always a good way to calm a crazy person). Bitch broke out of her room, grabbed a BIG kitchen knife and was slashing her way through the screen door into their neighbor's house. When she couldn't get there because there was a wooden door behind the screen, she started running around the couldesac with the knife in the air screaming.
She spent the next 6 months or so in a psychiatric ward. True story.
EDIT:
A story from when I was in high school - there was this crazy chick in my Honors English Lit class, right? Turns out she was on meds and one day, she stopped taking her meds. Her parents had to leave her at home on her own (not the best of decisions), so they locked her in her room (always a good way to calm a crazy person). Bitch broke out of her room, grabbed a BIG kitchen knife and was slashing her way through the screen door into their neighbor's house. When she couldn't get there because there was a wooden door behind the screen, she started running around the couldesac with the knife in the air screaming.
She spent the next 6 months or so in a psychiatric ward. True story.
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Nismo, you mean well. if i had karma it'd be yours.CapnNismo wrote:
I would run and run away fast. Dude, you get a girl that starts talking crazy before you've even gotten to know her, the bitch has not been taking her meds. GET OUT NOW!!!
but Mac my friend comes to us from another place, a place that includes nipple piercing and fortunes [*spelling] lost.
we embrace Mac, because some wop historian back in the day said it's good to hold your friends tight, but your enemies tighter
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hahaha, I can only advise. His choice to take it or leave it. I've read enough of his threads to know he's a bit retarded, though.burnzz wrote:
Nismo, you mean well. if i had karma it'd be yours.CapnNismo wrote:
I would run and run away fast. Dude, you get a girl that starts talking crazy before you've even gotten to know her, the bitch has not been taking her meds. GET OUT NOW!!!
but Mac my friend comes to us from another place, a place that includes nipple piercing and fortunes [*spelling] lost.
we embrace Mac, because some wop historian back in the day said it's good to hold your friends tight, but your enemies tighter
now i really want to karma you.
<3 retarded Macbeth
<3 retarded Macbeth
Macbeth ain't a tard. He's just not afraid of having his nipple rings ripped out by some nutty bitch who intends to place a hex on him.
Witches don't hex you, they curse you.
You're thinking of trolls.
You're thinking of trolls.
Hex Sex what's the difference?
three hours?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hex Sex what's the difference?
That's a long set oh hex.burnzz wrote:
three hours?Ultrafunkula wrote:
Hex Sex what's the difference?
I'm imagining some kind of Jennifers Body scenario. Which I believe involves her eating his heart.
Women, fucking trouble mate, stay away from them Yeah, Im a fine one.Macbeth wrote:
So after one of my classes I started a conversation with a girl in the class since for the class we have to go to a play which is about witchcraft and I noticed she got all happy about it. Anyway we went to the school library afterward and played with her tora cards and joked around for about an hour. We are now both going to the play together. I think afterward she wanted me to kiss her but I don't know. In any case I have a date now.
TopHat01 wrote:
http://cdn0.knowyourmeme.com/i/3377/ori … 1244744947some_random_panda wrote:
The temptation to get that Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me pic is overwhelming.
She uses a broom, you got big shoes to fill Mac.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
congrats on your date with a crazy woman op hope you get a black marriage and hear the pitter patter of little harry potters in the near future
I've never met a witch under 300 lbs.
sooo pics?
roflMacbeth wrote:
Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
Are you fucking kidding me...
tbhGravyDan wrote:
I've never met a witch under 300 lbs.
You guys are thinking of hags.CapnNismo wrote:
tbhGravyDan wrote:
I've never met a witch under 300 lbs.
A witch is completely different.
In any case, I will reserve judgement until Maccy posts pics.
Seriously MacBeth, you can date the girl allright, but don't get into that shit, don't even consider it.Macbeth wrote:
Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.