now Im in the shits boys.
hey man your clock wont flush
lol at posse comitatus thread
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you guys need to plan an interventionKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
lol at posse comitatus thread
im so fuckin fucked
what have you done with that girl?
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
ok stimey, i'll bite. Why are you fucked? Is this a thinly veiled attempt to tell us that you hung out with that hot chick you fap to every night but have no chance with?
yeah!ebug9 wrote:
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rape rape rape rapeKEN-JENNINGS wrote:
ok stimey, i'll bite. Why are you fucked? Is this a thinly veiled attempt to tell us that you hung out with that hot chick you fap to every night but have no chance with?
no its not,
only Gooners and Ebug know, but Im in deeeeeeeeep fuckin shit boys
only Gooners and Ebug know, but Im in deeeeeeeeep fuckin shit boys
banStimey wrote:
no its not,
only Gooners and Ebug know, but Im in deeeeeeeeep fuckin shit boys
o, ic. you got anal. wash it off, u be ok.Stimey wrote:
no its not,
only Gooners and Ebug know, but Im in deeeeeeeeep fuckin shit boys
well stop playing around in shit, dig yourself out. Isn't that hard tbh. I bet you smell pretty foul right now.
Unless it's at least a felony you shouldn't be worrying. Even then, you have to answer to....Mounties
Unless it's at least a felony you shouldn't be worrying. Even then, you have to answer to....Mounties
Uhm actually its a lot of felonies.
Even more of a reason to explain yourself here.
See what happens when you run around with the people your parents warned you about?
See what happens when you run around with the people your parents warned you about?
thats a nice mount me hat you are wearing
just spit it out, its not like anyone here really cares how fucked you are.
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Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
Okay, incoming Essay.
tldrStimey wrote:
Okay, incoming Essay.
jesus christ this better top the New York Time's best seller list after all that goading
x2Flaming_Maniac wrote:
jesus christ this better top the New York Time's best seller list after all that goading
Okay, so as you may know I asked out a girl recently.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
ban for not being epic
lolban