Free me from what?burnzz wrote:
yeah!ebug9 wrote:
Free Dauntless
Stimey wrote:
If your confused about anything just ask.
Stimey wrote:
apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
Its a figure of speech.
Smoke what? Cigarettes? Pot?
sorta kinda everywhere now but i still lol..
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weed sonLT.Victim wrote:
Smoke what? Cigarettes? Pot?
cockLT.Victim wrote:
Smoke what? Cigarettes? Pot?
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Stimey. I'd hardly call that "in the shit". If the mom tells your parents the worst you will get is a slap on the wrist. Isn't it legal in Canada? Did you at least fuck her?
edit: The mom I mean.
edit: The mom I mean.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-09-25 20:13:29)
Her dick.Stimey wrote:
Okay, so as you may know I asked out a girl recently.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
You're a faggot dude.
S3v3N wrote:
Her dick.Stimey wrote:
Okay, so as you may know I asked out a girl recently.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
You're a faggot dude.
lolSuperior Mind wrote:
Stimey. I'd hardly call that "in the shit". If the mom tells your parents the worst you will get is a slap on the wrist. Isn't it legal in Canada? Did you at least fuck her?
edit: The mom I mean.
My parents are both very conservative, worst case scenario is I get kicked out, best case grounded for at least 3 months.Superior Mind wrote:
Stimey. I'd hardly call that "in the shit". If the mom tells your parents the worst you will get is a slap on the wrist. Isn't it legal in Canada? Did you at least fuck her?
edit: The mom I mean.
No, its illegal in Canada.
We've been going out for a week, so no I havent fucked her.
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Yeaaah, wrong phrase of words Stimey.S3v3N wrote:
Her dick.Stimey wrote:
Okay, so as you may know I asked out a girl recently.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
You're a faggot dude.
Bro. Bro. You gotta keep yo hos on a leash. Then shit like this wont happen.Stimey wrote:
My parents are both very conservative, worst case scenario is I get kicked out, best case grounded for at least 3 months.Superior Mind wrote:
Stimey. I'd hardly call that "in the shit". If the mom tells your parents the worst you will get is a slap on the wrist. Isn't it legal in Canada? Did you at least fuck her?
edit: The mom I mean.
No, its illegal in Canada.
We've been going out for a week, so no I havent fucked her.
Last edited by Superior Mind (2009-09-25 20:17:31)
no one can take a joke.
Replace it with "gets her pussy wet" then
Replace it with "gets her pussy wet" then
What's the worst that happens, they get mad at you for 2 weeks and you see your girlfriend a little less for a short period of time? I doubt your parents are going to make an attempt at separating you two for long...
EDIT- and if they do, get high and forget about it man...da wurld is a circle dunt cha know.
EDIT- and if they do, get high and forget about it man...da wurld is a circle dunt cha know.
Last edited by Pochsy (2009-09-25 20:18:19)
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How old are you Stimey?
17 soon.
Its not legal, but the cops don't give a shit, and neither does 90% of the population.Superior Mind wrote:
Stimey. I'd hardly call that "in the shit". If the mom tells your parents the worst you will get is a slap on the wrist. Isn't it legal in Canada? Did you at least fuck her?
edit: The mom I mean.
I know plenty of people who've been caught smoking and/or carrying weed by the cops and not one of them has been charged, ticketed or arrested.
When my parents found out I smoked weed because the neighbor told my parents they smelt weed while they were gone for a weekend.. (We were hot boxing the shed ) they just gave me that disappointed look.
The most you'll get is a slap on the wrist, unless your parents are douches.
your GF has a dick?Stimey wrote:
Okay, so as you may know I asked out a girl recently.
Now I really do like her, shes hot and she can fuckin party lol.
So, I have previously smoked with her, which apparently gets her dick all hard cause she has to tell all her friends about it.
One of her friends is also my friends sister. So incase thats hard to follow My Friends sister = my girlfriends friend.
So my girlfriend thinks its a good idea to tell my friends sister that I smoked with her.
Okay, whatever, my secrets been let out ever so slightly, not a big deal.
But today, I go over to my friends house, and his mom gives me the dirtiest look ever.
So at this point I think to myself, okay, Im fucked, she knows shes gonna tell everyone.
And now I'm stuck in this situation, with my friends mom being in the position to tell my parents and everyone who can fuck me over.
If your confused about anything just ask.
fight the powerLT.Victim wrote:
unless your parents are douches.
My parents are douches about this kinda shit, they grounded me for 2 weeks when I stumbled in drunk one night.
And, I don't live in BC, the authorities here DO care about it a little more.
And, I don't live in BC, the authorities here DO care about it a little more.
oh boo hoo. got food? a computer? video games? car? do they beat you? lol suburban kidsStimey wrote:
My parents are douches about this kinda shit
GROUNDED, GTFO, THAT IS NOT PUNISHMENT
Well then you're fucked and there is nothing you can do about it.Stimey wrote:
My parents are douches about this kinda shit, they grounded me for 2 weeks when I stumbled in drunk one night.
And, I don't live in BC, the authorities here DO care about it a little more.
My advice, make up some really good bullshit story.
So what does being grounded constitute?
Last edited by Pochsy (2009-09-25 20:27:20)
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families