its funny, i keep reading the title of this thread "I have a death wish"
AWAY!SonderKommando wrote:
RUNMacbeth wrote:
Anyway she says she sees spirits and her past life spirits live at home with her. She is short and skinny which is my fetish. She says she can read torat cards or whatevr that bullshit is called. She leaves water out for her past life spirits to drink at home. She is an english major.
Get that witch low. lol j/k You have fun and good luck.
Hit her in the snitch with your bludger.
liar
hit and run
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Red Forman wrote:
liar
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
FatherTed wrote:
Red Forman wrote:
you suck
srsly. does anybody actually buy this?
So hows this thing going?
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
She has already convinced him to get a viking nipple ring. What more do you need? Soon they will be holding hands and kissing.LittleBitchy wrote:
So hows this thing going?
Oh that's cool
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
She sounds pretty hot tbh.
do u really wanna see a picture of a 300lb witch?ICCULUS wrote:
sooo pics?
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wait yes, that would be awesome.
Mecbath i got some news: shes a witch, so shes not actually dating you, you're under a spell. She's actually a rapist and you're drugged in his bathroom.
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
This could be a fun new thread...Dilbert_X wrote:
You have a date with some girl who has a set of tarot cards and witch fantasy
She has a date with ......... fill the blank guys.
Dilbert_X wrote:
You have a date with some girl who has a set of tarot cards and witch fantasy
She has a date with "The Nipple Piecer" fill the blank guys.
I dunno if Mac will replay to this thread he may have already found his way into her stew. Gone forever ending up as an ingredient.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
I misinterpreted that.Blade4509 wrote:
he may have already found his way into her stew.
You´re not the only one. +1 for the dirty mind.AussieReaper wrote:
I misinterpreted that.Blade4509 wrote:
he may have already found his way into her stew.
i hope she puts a curse on your dick, and it falls off and you turn into a girl.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
His only hope is she books a flight somewhere, his piercings get picked up on the metal detector and she gets busted for cannibalism.I dunno if Mac will replay to this thread he may have already found his way into her stew. Gone forever ending up as an ingredient.
RIP Macbeth
Fuck Israel
Dilbert_X wrote:
His only hope is she books a flight somewhere, his piercings get picked up on the metal detector and she gets busted for cannibalism.I dunno if Mac will replay to this thread he may have already found his way into her stew. Gone forever ending up as an ingredient.
RIP Macbeth