bennisboy
Member
+829|7224|Poundland

Mekstizzle wrote:

How can you be lazy, sure you can be lazy in alot of scenarios, but being lazy in bed is something that's almost impossible to do. Unless you're gay and you don't want it. Then again, it depends on how frequent you get it I guess and how "bored" you get of it. Some people get it all the time, for others it's a damn rare occasion I tell you
See Mek, women call you lazy if you dont do everything possible to please them.

relationships work on compromise. They say what they want, and we compromise.
Ty
Mass Media Casualty
+2,401|7352|Noizyland

Boo-ya-ha-ha! Number 8!
[Blinking eyes thing]
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/tzyon
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7334|Scotland

SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7146|Mountains of NC

I bet you keep scented candles and massage oils on you at all times
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Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7334|Scotland

SEREMAKER wrote:

I bet you keep scented candles and massage oils on you at all times
It's in the eyes man, all in the eyes.

lol.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7316|Toronto | Canada

Jenspm wrote:

'tis why Zimmer is always my first choice <3
No! He's mine!

Also, 10th isnt that bad...
bennisboy
Member
+829|7224|Poundland
It jus occured to me, that in the interests of accurate science. More than one woman will hve had to sleep with a man from every country. Whats to say their vaginas didnt jsut get stretched, meaning the cuntries towards the end of their tour of duty were trying to fill a cavern?
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7334|Scotland

bennisboy wrote:

It jus occured to me, that in the interests of accurate science. More than one woman will hve had to sleep with a man from every country. Whats to say their vaginas didnt jsut get stretched, meaning the cuntries towards the end of their tour of duty were trying to fill a cavern?
Maybe they were given a selection of guys from countries, then a report card, rated them, and then every girl did that, getting an average from like 5 reports for each man.

lulz.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7075

ruisleipa wrote:

plainly another bullshit poll
did you notice which subforum you're in? this isnt DAST, thank God.
Lai
Member
+186|6729

Zimmer wrote:

bennisboy wrote:

It jus occured to me, that in the interests of accurate science. More than one woman will hve had to sleep with a man from every country. Whats to say their vaginas didnt jsut get stretched, meaning the cuntries towards the end of their tour of duty were trying to fill a cavern?
Maybe they were given a selection of guys from countries, then a report card, rated them, and then every girl did that, getting an average from like 5 reports for each man.

lulz.
I assume they just held polls in each of the countries about what women liked or disliked with their partners. Then probably held a new poll which of the negative features mentioned they would classify as most negative.

Not very scientific, no, but what do you expect?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7146|Mountains of NC

I demand a re-do

https://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ACmnm5DjM1w/SLTu5hn3LSI/AAAAAAAAAjc/tfD1vY2wZfY/s400/ho_slap.jpg


I can do better if I knew it was going to be rated
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7199|London, England

SEREMAKER wrote:

I demand a re-do

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ACmnm5DjM1w/S … o_slap.jpg


I can do better if I knew it was going to be rated
and filmed
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|7146|Mountains of NC

wouldn't be the first time
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7199|London, England
no it wouldn't, actually you have no idea SERE, lets just keep it at that
Dauntless
Admin
+2,249|7320|London

Yet another stupid poll for idiots
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FFLink
There is.
+1,380|7268|Devon, England
I consider myself a huge exception from England as a whole, for once.
menzo
̏̏̏̏̏̏̏̏&#
+616|7024|Amsterdam‫
Men from Holland were "too rough" between the bed covers and Americans were accused of being "too dominating" in the bedroom.
so who is who
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,633|6366|Catherine Black

FatherTed wrote:

Finray wrote:

Stop.Posting.Shit.
irony?
Copy-pasting crappy 'news' stories makes for shit threads. A page of discussion, maybe two, then it dies. If we wanted to read this crap that clogs up EE then I'd look for it myself thanks.
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Monkey Spanker
Show it to the nice monkey.
+284|6829|England

SEREMAKER wrote:

I demand a re-do

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ACmnm5DjM1w/S … o_slap.jpg


I can do better if I knew it was going to be rated
Strawberry cheesecake much Sere
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p … Cheesecake
Quote of the year so far "Fifa 11 on the other hand... shiny things for mongos "-mtb0minime
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Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7231
I'm with Menzo on this. Also lol at feminazis in the US
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
cpt.fass1
The Cap'n Can Make it Hap'n
+329|7273|NJ
We have to be rough because our women are big..  You can't catch a pig going easy :-)
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7231
This is now a misogyny thread
inb4 pissed off women and internet white knights
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Oisín<3
>rush.Irishpride
+139|6004|Dublin, Ireland


Today they were given out a cheaper version of the Durex Play Kits or whatever. Lots of lube, fancy flavored condoms and the likes.

Awesome
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7223

Finray wrote:

Stop.Posting.Shit.
never! and stop being a dick 

Last edited by blademaster (2009-10-06 20:23:42)

13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|7075

blademaster wrote:

Finray wrote:

Stop.Posting.Shit.
never! and stop being a dick 
QFT
at least Oisin is honest. you're* just a cunt.

yeah, i spelt it right douchebag.

Last edited by burnzz (2009-10-06 20:24:37)

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