15,000 sluts taking a poll.. not exactly newsworthy.
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15,000 sluts can read and write.. zomg call NASA!
Blademaster is asset to this forum. You could never even aspire to be as awesome as him.Finray wrote:
Stop.Posting.Shit.
get it yet, Finray? Shut .The .Fuck .Up .Already .Macbeth wrote:
Blademaster is asset to this forum. You could never even aspire to be as awesome as him.Finray wrote:
Stop.Posting.Shit.
Finray is an asset to this forum. A disposable asset.burnzz wrote:
get it yet, Finray? Shut .The .Fuck .Up .Already .Macbeth wrote:
Blademaster is asset to this forum. You could never even aspire to be as awesome as him.Finray wrote:
Stop.Posting.Shit.
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Finray puts the ass into asset.
Which I find important in a thread like this one.
Which I find important in a thread like this one.
Everyone knows that Hispanics/Latinos are stereotypically the romantic horny guys.
Oh, and if Swedish guys are so quick to finish, you'd think they'd come first, not third!
Oh, and if Swedish guys are so quick to finish, you'd think they'd come first, not third!
Ba-dum tssmtb0minime wrote:
if Swedish guys are so quick to finish, you'd think they'd come first, not third!
Fake the romance we just want sex.mtb0minime wrote:
Everyone knows that Hispanics/Latinos are stereotypically the romantic horny guys.
White guys get straight to the point.Macbeth wrote:
Fake the romance we just want sex.mtb0minime wrote:
Everyone knows that Hispanics/Latinos are stereotypically the romantic horny guys.
I am fucking fuming. They never asked me as if they did I would of told them 'I take the wet patch everytime', unless she wants a quicky and pounces I always shower first, I never eat off the plate without having a shave and always take my socks off. She dont like my white boxers, only my black ones and thus she only see's me in black ones. Selfish I am not. Even when I went out with a hairy muff I never did the 'akkk akkkk pube in my gob thing' and even down to lieing on her hair as we nod off I make sure her hair is under her head. I genuinely am annoyed now.
So Kmar basically says the same thing as me and nobody gives a shitKmarion wrote:
15,000 sluts taking a poll.. not exactly newsworthy.
fuck you - in all the time i've been here, i've yet to see
a contribution from ye
a contribution from ye
Jesus guys get over it already. Your bitch-fit totally ruined my erection. Er, I mean - don't derail the topic with personal attacks.
As I said, these women probably answered based on what whatever stereotypes Desperate Housewives and Gray's Anatomy taught them.
As I said, these women probably answered based on what whatever stereotypes Desperate Housewives and Gray's Anatomy taught them.
"If you want a vision of the future, imagine SecuROM slapping your face with its dick -- forever." -George Orwell
What the F? It's never too loud lol.blademaster wrote:
8. Scotland (too loud) Finray and SirSchloppy
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Oh it is, its too fake and too off putting for us lads if you lying there acting like ya having 7 shades of shit kicked outta you. Just a quiet moan and groan with the odd grunt of appriciation is all thats required thanks. Action speaks louder than words in most walks of life and even in this, your nostrils flare, your back arches, you grip the sheets, your toes curl, your fanny farts and you scream 'fuck me bitch' is all I need to let me know I have hit the right hole.LittleBitchy wrote:
What the F? It's never too loud lol.blademaster wrote:
8. Scotland (too loud) Finray and SirSchloppy
Rofl every hole is right You can't miss lol so it's not really that hard haha
Depends on the person...some like it rough and loud, some like it rough and not so loud some like it easy and almost no sounds... whatever suits you&your partner
Depends on the person...some like it rough and loud, some like it rough and not so loud some like it easy and almost no sounds... whatever suits you&your partner
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
I cant stand it rough, frantic, 100mph, unless Im off my face on drugs and booze.LittleBitchy wrote:
Rofl every hole is right You can't miss lol so it's not really that hard haha
Depends on the person...some like it rough and loud, some like it rough and not so loud some like it easy and almost no sounds... whatever suits you&your partner
I like to drive, same with the tv remote I suppose, I do the work and my ass goes off on one like an out of control Mr Whippy Ice Cream machine. I do enjoy it when she's ontop, but not when she then drags all my muck over my chest while laffing. Its a fucking gift off me ffs I kid you not this morning I had to wipe my ankle and back of my calf, wtf is all that about? How the fuck did it get down there.
Not every hole is a goal, for eg, the pooper is an exit not an entrance. I did anal once, my first ever gf, the 2nd time I boned her, I kid you not the mess it left on my todge put me off for life. Thankfully my Mrs dont want anal, her Sister is a freak for the thing tho.
hahahahaha
I almost spit my drink over the monitor lol That must suck (the last paragraph). Eww can't imagine...won't even try to lol.
I almost spit my drink over the monitor lol That must suck (the last paragraph). Eww can't imagine...won't even try to lol.
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
Bitchy dont do it love, its not worth it. Keep to Mouth, ear and Flange. And when your tempted my Mr Rights promises of rings, flowers and chocolates, just remember, its and exit. Ask if you can preform a 'strapadicktome' on him first and see what he says. I bet he runs a fucking mile.
Ah too late I like it and never had any kinds of problems like u have had so me and my boy are sticking to all holes
Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
urdoinit wrong1927 wrote:
Not every hole is a goal, for eg, the pooper is an exit not an entrance. I did anal once, my first ever gf, the 2nd time I boned her, I kid you not the mess it left on my todge put me off for life.
Well im doing it more than youLucien wrote:
urdoinit wrong1927 wrote:
Not every hole is a goal, for eg, the pooper is an exit not an entrance. I did anal once, my first ever gf, the 2nd time I boned her, I kid you not the mess it left on my todge put me off for life.
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