Macbeth is either the most successful troll ever, or a genuinely useless person. Still, ballsy move.Macbeth wrote:
Ugh I go pick her up in the morning and we're sitting out in front of her place smoking cigs and joking around and her mom is home so we couldn't go inside or anything. I suggest we go back to my place.
So I drive her over to my place and we go to my room and she lays down on my bed. So I kinda got on top of her and tried kissing her and she tells me to get off and so on and on.
why is this thread open? this didnt happen, he is full of shit. sigh.
so report itRed Forman wrote:
why is this thread open? this didnt happen, he is full of shit. sigh.
nah....ICCULUS wrote:
so report itRed Forman wrote:
why is this thread open? this didnt happen, he is full of shit. sigh.
thought you would
How would you like my boot full of shit, when I shove it up your ass?Red Forman wrote:
why is this thread open? this didnt happen, he is full of shit. sigh.
[lord infamous]
Let me just take you somewhere secret
Gonna cut all of the lights down dim
Forget all about your boy we gonna just flow it
What we felt lets share a few private thoughts
Im not just, out for your sex
Let me simplify the things in life that you find complex
Forget what, you heard bout me cuz youre a scarecrow groupie
But theres no pressure on you cuz you know
What you must do check this out
Lets have a drink and I give you time to think
Let me puff this buddah blunt and cut on this porno buff
Girl come lounge here by my side, tonight your, my devils bride
And theres a freak deep inside have no shame, no need to hide
Why do you keep on blushin? get it on
Like a slut she, she must be,
Kind of tipsy on this crystal like a gypsy
Now I got her on all fours
Bout to break down the headboard crash this broad
All through the wall now she howling like a dog, sweat poured
We hit the floor it dont quit, another one ripped
Its just another victim of lord infamous late night tip
(chorus)
Im not the type that get involved in long relationships
Takin trips, and buyin gifts, Im sorry Im not on that tip
If you want romance you should just stick who you are really with
If you in that mood you can hit me on that late night tip (2x)
[dj paul]
I done seen some funny shit since I got in this game
They wants my crib they wants kids since I done got my fame
I never recall you askin your last boyfriend for nathin
But now the big bourban on gold got you aggravated
[gangsta boo] I need a coach bag
[dj paul] I cant be even doin it
[gangsta boo] I need my hair done
[dj paul]
Me too I aint got nothin to do with it
I been through with it, you and it since the first time you asked
And might I add, players like me cant be savin your ass
[gangsta boo]
I aint with that nonsense, or that lovey-dovey mess
Feelin kind of whorish I call and all I want is sex
Slip on victorias secret, hit the liquor store before it close
Call chris so I can get something white to go up in my nose
Now Im feelin fine, nothin but sex is on my mind
If you cannot please me boy, then please dont waste all of my time
Got you caught up in the mist
Mystic girl from triple six
Late night tip is all we have, its time for trick that sick
(chorus 2x)
[juicy j]
I cant understand why these slobs be trippin
Cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
Ballin in my lex dropped low to the ground
Just a young playa tryin to put my bid in
Freaks want a trick that be constantly payin
Not a ghetto thug that be constantly layin
Raymo inn on a summer motel,
Oh well thats what the juice might stay in
Gotta have a lady that wanna do what I do
Like skippin work or love cuttin high school
Summon all the players in the three 6 mafia
Camcorder on skinny dippin in the swimmin pool
Never try to argue, bother you, or fight
Kill a pack a jimmy hats strapped on real tight
Sippin alize all tall, and a bud light
Just for you freaks on the moonlight late night
[koopsta knicca]
Tell me three 6 who be bumpin that music
Hypnotizin koop I tell you who Im bout to lose it
Could it be that late night, groove type, just inside the body
Always kinda lonely someone want me hold me, I say
Come here, come here, come here the koopsta cryin tears
I cant think positive when no one cares of how I feel
Realize my mind, sometimes that I even try to find
I cannot lie though I can ride high late night
(chorus until song ends)
Let me just take you somewhere secret
Gonna cut all of the lights down dim
Forget all about your boy we gonna just flow it
What we felt lets share a few private thoughts
Im not just, out for your sex
Let me simplify the things in life that you find complex
Forget what, you heard bout me cuz youre a scarecrow groupie
But theres no pressure on you cuz you know
What you must do check this out
Lets have a drink and I give you time to think
Let me puff this buddah blunt and cut on this porno buff
Girl come lounge here by my side, tonight your, my devils bride
And theres a freak deep inside have no shame, no need to hide
Why do you keep on blushin? get it on
Like a slut she, she must be,
Kind of tipsy on this crystal like a gypsy
Now I got her on all fours
Bout to break down the headboard crash this broad
All through the wall now she howling like a dog, sweat poured
We hit the floor it dont quit, another one ripped
Its just another victim of lord infamous late night tip
(chorus)
Im not the type that get involved in long relationships
Takin trips, and buyin gifts, Im sorry Im not on that tip
If you want romance you should just stick who you are really with
If you in that mood you can hit me on that late night tip (2x)
[dj paul]
I done seen some funny shit since I got in this game
They wants my crib they wants kids since I done got my fame
I never recall you askin your last boyfriend for nathin
But now the big bourban on gold got you aggravated
[gangsta boo] I need a coach bag
[dj paul] I cant be even doin it
[gangsta boo] I need my hair done
[dj paul]
Me too I aint got nothin to do with it
I been through with it, you and it since the first time you asked
And might I add, players like me cant be savin your ass
[gangsta boo]
I aint with that nonsense, or that lovey-dovey mess
Feelin kind of whorish I call and all I want is sex
Slip on victorias secret, hit the liquor store before it close
Call chris so I can get something white to go up in my nose
Now Im feelin fine, nothin but sex is on my mind
If you cannot please me boy, then please dont waste all of my time
Got you caught up in the mist
Mystic girl from triple six
Late night tip is all we have, its time for trick that sick
(chorus 2x)
[juicy j]
I cant understand why these slobs be trippin
Cant stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
Ballin in my lex dropped low to the ground
Just a young playa tryin to put my bid in
Freaks want a trick that be constantly payin
Not a ghetto thug that be constantly layin
Raymo inn on a summer motel,
Oh well thats what the juice might stay in
Gotta have a lady that wanna do what I do
Like skippin work or love cuttin high school
Summon all the players in the three 6 mafia
Camcorder on skinny dippin in the swimmin pool
Never try to argue, bother you, or fight
Kill a pack a jimmy hats strapped on real tight
Sippin alize all tall, and a bud light
Just for you freaks on the moonlight late night
[koopsta knicca]
Tell me three 6 who be bumpin that music
Hypnotizin koop I tell you who Im bout to lose it
Could it be that late night, groove type, just inside the body
Always kinda lonely someone want me hold me, I say
Come here, come here, come here the koopsta cryin tears
I cant think positive when no one cares of how I feel
Realize my mind, sometimes that I even try to find
I cannot lie though I can ride high late night
(chorus until song ends)
- Superior Mind
- (not macbeth)
- +1,755|7270
Stop posting lyrics this isn't myspace.
wut
But his girlfriend just dumped him and he needs someone to fill the void in his dark, broken heart.Superior Mind wrote:
Stop posting lyrics this isn't myspace.
I suppose this has gone on long enough. Not much intellegent conversation going on anymore...
Closed for duck season.
Closed for duck season.
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it