Only when I'm in need of a laugh, i.e...when you're not onlineNateWiese wrote:
so, you guys ever get wild and stare at your dick in a funhouse mirror?
I'm glad it's like that and not the other way around "No babe, I promise you! It's much bigger! You're just looking at it from the wrong angle."CammRobb wrote:
DUDE.mtb0minime wrote:
When I look down at my own cock, it doesn't look that big
But when I look at myself in the mirror, my cock looks big.
So RIGHT! I wish I hadn't karmad you now, 'cause I'd karma you for this.
Why does it do that?
Nearly one third of the month in and only 132
this thread is a failure!
this thread is a failure!
Im out of Karma, cant some one take me to the Karma ATM like you do for money in 'Hannah Montanna Shopping Mall - The Board Game'?
Lol, I take it Mols has that game?1927 wrote:
Im out of Karma, cant some one take me to the Karma ATM like you do for money in 'Hannah Montanna Shopping Mall - The Board Game'?
Nah, Jess does. Gf's Daughter. I dont mind it, its just her kid always has to win, Im fine with loosing, Im Welsh, I just hate cheats.
Tell you what Im enjoying for brekfast. Cadbury's CinderToffee cake bars. £1 in Tesco, fucking banging they are.
Tell you what Im enjoying for brekfast. Cadbury's CinderToffee cake bars. £1 in Tesco, fucking banging they are.
Hmm, I ain't had breakfast yet, been up since half 7, went to bed at 6 yesterday evening. What shall I have for me brekkers?1927 wrote:
Nah, Jess does. Gf's Daughter. I dont mind it, its just her kid always has to win, Im fine with loosing, Im Welsh, I just hate cheats.
Tell you what Im enjoying for brekfast. Cadbury's CinderToffee cake bars. £1 in Tesco, fucking banging they are.
You ill or summat?CammRobb wrote:
Hmm, I ain't had breakfast yet, been up since half 7, went to bed at 6 yesterday evening. What shall I have for me brekkers?1927 wrote:
Nah, Jess does. Gf's Daughter. I dont mind it, its just her kid always has to win, Im fine with loosing, Im Welsh, I just hate cheats.
Tell you what Im enjoying for brekfast. Cadbury's CinderToffee cake bars. £1 in Tesco, fucking banging they are.
Tesco's Pan 'au Chocolates, 90p@ Very nice
Bacon and Egg sarnie, lovely
Its hard to tell as I havent had a look in ya fridge since Monday night mate.
Yeah mate, had a fucking horrific hangover, courtesy of a cheap Wednesday night, half a 70 of Bacardi before leaving the house...walked 12.8 miles home, got home at 5 to 7 Thursday morning, locked out, no keys, went to the gf's, slept in her car while she was at college, came home, had tea, fell asleep at 6, woke up at half 7.1927 wrote:
You ill or summat?CammRobb wrote:
Hmm, I ain't had breakfast yet, been up since half 7, went to bed at 6 yesterday evening. What shall I have for me brekkers?1927 wrote:
Nah, Jess does. Gf's Daughter. I dont mind it, its just her kid always has to win, Im fine with loosing, Im Welsh, I just hate cheats.
Tell you what Im enjoying for brekfast. Cadbury's CinderToffee cake bars. £1 in Tesco, fucking banging they are.
Tesco's Pan 'au Chocolates, 90p@ Very nice
Bacon and Egg sarnie, lovely
Its hard to tell as I havent had a look in ya fridge since Monday night mate.
Bacon and egg sarnie sounds lovely. Pretty sure I have all the ingredients for that. mmm, and a smoke to top it off.
I did read ya status lol, sounds like a wild one I take it all back that I said your going all girly on us.
Can you or anyone explain what happens to this lad in Kez's video, his closed thread one
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131425
Im having a fag in a mo then getting cracking on a job I gotta get out today, its a cash job fank fuck, give me a lil wedge over the weekend.
Can you or anyone explain what happens to this lad in Kez's video, his closed thread one
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131425
Im having a fag in a mo then getting cracking on a job I gotta get out today, its a cash job fank fuck, give me a lil wedge over the weekend.
Broken leg methinks mate, took me a couple of views to get it.1927 wrote:
I did read ya status lol, sounds like a wild one I take it all back that I said your going all girly on us.
Can you or anyone explain what happens to this lad in Kez's video, his closed thread one
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131425
Im having a fag in a mo then getting cracking on a job I gotta get out today, its a cash job fank fuck, give me a lil wedge over the weekend.
Course I'm not goin' girly on ya. Cheeky fucka.
But I'm allowed to get cheeky, Im old enough to be your Dad. And you know its all in good jest.CammRobb wrote:
Broken leg methinks mate, took me a couple of views to get it.1927 wrote:
I did read ya status lol, sounds like a wild one I take it all back that I said your going all girly on us.
Can you or anyone explain what happens to this lad in Kez's video, his closed thread one
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131425
Im having a fag in a mo then getting cracking on a job I gotta get out today, its a cash job fank fuck, give me a lil wedge over the weekend.
Course I'm not goin' girly on ya. Cheeky fucka.
Oh is that all I thought he'd been shot from the top of the building it panned out to.
Yeah, that's what I thought at the start as well, and you old enough to my old man, lol. My old man's 48 as a matter of fact.1927 wrote:
But I'm allowed to get cheeky, Im old enough to be your Dad. And you know its all in good jest.CammRobb wrote:
Broken leg methinks mate, took me a couple of views to get it.1927 wrote:
I did read ya status lol, sounds like a wild one I take it all back that I said your going all girly on us.
Can you or anyone explain what happens to this lad in Kez's video, his closed thread one
http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?id=131425
Im having a fag in a mo then getting cracking on a job I gotta get out today, its a cash job fank fuck, give me a lil wedge over the weekend.
Course I'm not goin' girly on ya. Cheeky fucka.
Oh is that all I thought he'd been shot from the top of the building it panned out to.
Im 34, my Daddy is 73. And he owns guns and swords. He has to have the armed OB come to the house every year to renew his certificate, he hasnt shot fuck all for 20 years, keeping the guns for their value thats all.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah, that's what I thought at the start as well, and you old enough to my old man, lol. My old man's 48 as a matter of fact.1927 wrote:
But I'm allowed to get cheeky, Im old enough to be your Dad. And you know its all in good jest.CammRobb wrote:
Broken leg methinks mate, took me a couple of views to get it.
Course I'm not goin' girly on ya. Cheeky fucka.
Oh is that all I thought he'd been shot from the top of the building it panned out to.
If your 17 or below I reckon I am old enough, I was putting it about by then.
/wave
Baggy Baggy Baggy cant you see somehow ya wave just hypnotized me.
Very few of you get a rap welcome off me and Baggs clearly dosent appriciate the way Im flowing this morning. I sharn't be bothering again.
I'm 19 mate, 20 next June.1927 wrote:
Im 34, my Daddy is 73. And he owns guns and swords. He has to have the armed OB come to the house every year to renew his certificate, he hasnt shot fuck all for 20 years, keeping the guns for their value thats all.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah, that's what I thought at the start as well, and you old enough to my old man, lol. My old man's 48 as a matter of fact.1927 wrote:
But I'm allowed to get cheeky, Im old enough to be your Dad. And you know its all in good jest.
Oh is that all I thought he'd been shot from the top of the building it panned out to.
If your 17 or below I reckon I am old enough, I was putting it about by then.
Settled on 3 slices of toast and a cuppa.
Toast and Tea ah ya big gir....ummmmCammRobb wrote:
I'm 19 mate, 20 next June.1927 wrote:
Im 34, my Daddy is 73. And he owns guns and swords. He has to have the armed OB come to the house every year to renew his certificate, he hasnt shot fuck all for 20 years, keeping the guns for their value thats all.CammRobb wrote:
Yeah, that's what I thought at the start as well, and you old enough to my old man, lol. My old man's 48 as a matter of fact.
If your 17 or below I reckon I am old enough, I was putting it about by then.
Settled on 3 slices of toast and a cuppa.
Good for you mate, best stay away from that fatty shit for a day the weekend is almost upon us eh, plenty of time for fry up's then.
Ayee, that, and the fact my fridge doesn't have any eggs in it, c'mon! A fridge, with no eggs? What the hell is going on!1927 wrote:
Toast and Tea ah ya big gir....ummmmCammRobb wrote:
I'm 19 mate, 20 next June.1927 wrote:
Im 34, my Daddy is 73. And he owns guns and swords. He has to have the armed OB come to the house every year to renew his certificate, he hasnt shot fuck all for 20 years, keeping the guns for their value thats all.
If your 17 or below I reckon I am old enough, I was putting it about by then.
Settled on 3 slices of toast and a cuppa.
Good for you mate, best stay away from that fatty shit for a day the weekend is almost upon us eh, plenty of time for fry up's then.
Who have CCFC got this weekend then mate?
My local team, Dundee, have got Partick Thistle tomorrow, probably a win there, team are look pretty good. Manager Jockey Scott got manager of the month.
Well for starters dont keep ya eggs in the fridge, or take them out an hour or so before you fry them. When you crack them and chuck them into the pan there is more chance of the yolk breaking (godfuckingdammitbastardwankercunt I hate that) as the yellow is going from 'brrrrrrrrrrrr its cold in here to oooow ooowch ahhhhh owwww its hot in here' in a very short space of time.CammRobb wrote:
Ayee, that, and the fact my fridge doesn't have any eggs in it, c'mon! A fridge, with no eggs? What the hell is going on!1927 wrote:
Toast and Tea ah ya big gir....ummmmCammRobb wrote:
I'm 19 mate, 20 next June.
Settled on 3 slices of toast and a cuppa.
Good for you mate, best stay away from that fatty shit for a day the weekend is almost upon us eh, plenty of time for fry up's then.
Who have CCFC got this weekend then mate?
My local team, Dundee, have got Partick Thistle tomorrow, probably a win there, team are look pretty good. Manager Jockey Scott got manager of the month.
No game for Cardiff for this weekend or next, international break. Do you know how many Scots play for us? Loads of them, they love it down yur. David Marshall, Kevin Mcnaughton, Gavin Rae, Chris Burke, Ross Mccormack, Paul Quinn.
Im hockeying tomorrow vs Llanishen and Caerphilly 2nds. We are gonna get relegated this season, just dont have the players for this level and I dare not chuck the kids in, they'll get battered, we need to drop a league or two so I can get them some pitch time.
Good on your boys for doing well, hope it continues. Rangers and Celtic beating the premier league drum again this morning
lol $1 for 2.25L goodness.Adams_BJ wrote:
LA maxi ice
aiiiight
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Tells it own story does that. Nasty cheap ass Coke, erghhhhCheez wrote:
lol $1 for 2.25L goodness.Adams_BJ wrote:
LA maxi ice
aiiiight
Dundee ain't in the same league as Rangers and Celtic no more, we're first division, went down a good few seasons ago, but as always the Huns and the Tims will be winning this weekend. Fucking disgrace.1927 wrote:
Well for starters dont keep ya eggs in the fridge, or take them out an hour or so before you fry them. When you crack them and chuck them into the pan there is more chance of the yolk breaking (godfuckingdammitbastardwankercunt I hate that) as the yellow is going from 'brrrrrrrrrrrr its cold in here to oooow ooowch ahhhhh owwww its hot in here' in a very short space of time.CammRobb wrote:
Ayee, that, and the fact my fridge doesn't have any eggs in it, c'mon! A fridge, with no eggs? What the hell is going on!1927 wrote:
Toast and Tea ah ya big gir....ummmm
Good for you mate, best stay away from that fatty shit for a day the weekend is almost upon us eh, plenty of time for fry up's then.
Who have CCFC got this weekend then mate?
My local team, Dundee, have got Partick Thistle tomorrow, probably a win there, team are look pretty good. Manager Jockey Scott got manager of the month.
No game for Cardiff for this weekend or next, international break. Do you know how many Scots play for us? Loads of them, they love it down yur. David Marshall, Kevin Mcnaughton, Gavin Rae, Chris Burke, Ross Mccormack, Paul Quinn.
Im hockeying tomorrow vs Llanishen and Caerphilly 2nds. We are gonna get relegated this season, just dont have the players for this level and I dare not chuck the kids in, they'll get battered, we need to drop a league or two so I can get them some pitch time.
Good on your boys for doing well, hope it continues. Rangers and Celtic beating the premier league drum again this morning
That Ross McCormack's a tasty wee player, scored on his Hampden debut.
It's actually aight.1927 wrote:
Tells it own story does that. Nasty cheap ass Coke, erghhhhCheez wrote:
lol $1 for 2.25L goodness.Adams_BJ wrote:
LA maxi ice
aiiiight
Coke is better though.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.