And as you walk out the door, the arab goes "don't forget your head!"Dr.PhiL wrote:
I always go to this Iraqi guy, hes very good and cheap.
(most arabs usually are)
I wonder if the falling of your head caused the trimmer to slip, and the barber had to cut it all shorter to fix it?aimless wrote:
One time I went to get a haircut and I was really tired. I had given the barber simple instructions, trim and level out, but had dozed off mid-cut (the buzz of the clipper is hypnotic). I woke up to find my entire head shaved down to a No.2. I left a very small tip.
I'm cheap so I go to cost cutters every time, even though every time the hair cut is shit. But if my hair is about 4-5 inches long, I just tell them to cut it down to 2-3. Still easy to style.
No dosing off for me, "stylists" around here are way to chatty, but what can you do? Tell them to shut it because you don't care? Well say good bye to any chance for a decent hair cut.
Tips: Damn, wish I never found out they expected them. Now I always feel i have to leave one. Ahhh, as they say ignorance is bliss...was bliss...
No dosing off for me, "stylists" around here are way to chatty, but what can you do? Tell them to shut it because you don't care? Well say good bye to any chance for a decent hair cut.
Tips: Damn, wish I never found out they expected them. Now I always feel i have to leave one. Ahhh, as they say ignorance is bliss...was bliss...
Nature is a powerful force. Those who seek to subdue nature, never do so permanently.
bathroom mirror #3 guard and a set of clippers once a month
yeah my pubic hair looks awesome like thatkrazed wrote:
bathroom mirror #3 guard and a set of clippers once a month
Chou wrote:
yeah my pubic hair looks awesome like thatkrazed wrote:
bathroom mirror #3 guard and a set of clippers once a month
last place i went to, got a good cut, but i went to pay and it was $22.. i was like what the fuck?
im used to paying like $12 elsewhere
im used to paying like $12 elsewhere
I pay $20 for them to cut my hair. Go to a local place, which is almost always empty. No real stories from there.
One time before I regularly started going to my current one, I went to another place. This chick cut my hair and had HUEG bazookas.
But I hated the place because people can see you getting your haircut as they walk past, and I get the feeling as if Im in a zoo. I think 'fuck off ya dickheads'.
One time before I regularly started going to my current one, I went to another place. This chick cut my hair and had HUEG bazookas.
But I hated the place because people can see you getting your haircut as they walk past, and I get the feeling as if Im in a zoo. I think 'fuck off ya dickheads'.
noice 
The place my girlfriend goes to to get her hair done has like 20 hair dressers in this place, it's amazing. Then pretty much every girl in there is smoking hot. I'm not allowed to go there anymore.
I go to a barber:
As a kid I went to a barber(s) who are WWII vets. I like their shop a lot because they had Playboy magazines to "read"
Then my parents found this school that gives free haircuts if you let one of their students cut your hair. I forgot how old I was (old enough to FAP) but this female student was hot. She let me rest the back of my head onto her bosoms. I was in heaven.....I FAP to her many times as a kid.
As an adult, I still go to the barber shop, however; every once in a while I will go to a salon because of my ex-GF recommendations. I think it's her stylist encourages her to do so.
Every time I go to a salon, they manage to fook up my hair. I have a simple hair-cut so it's not difficult.
As a kid I went to a barber(s) who are WWII vets. I like their shop a lot because they had Playboy magazines to "read"
Then my parents found this school that gives free haircuts if you let one of their students cut your hair. I forgot how old I was (old enough to FAP) but this female student was hot. She let me rest the back of my head onto her bosoms. I was in heaven.....I FAP to her many times as a kid.
As an adult, I still go to the barber shop, however; every once in a while I will go to a salon because of my ex-GF recommendations. I think it's her stylist encourages her to do so.
Every time I go to a salon, they manage to fook up my hair. I have a simple hair-cut so it's not difficult.
I used to get on OK going to the barber in the UK and just saying 'Haircut please'
Went to a Turkish guy in London, until his son took a chunk out of my ear.
It wasn't a good day, I was passing and saw the door open and the two guys standing there so asked if they were open, the son said 'No, we just dropped in to pick up some stuff' I said no probs, tomorrow maybe, the father said 'He's a customer, we're open', the son was a bit rattled but opened up anyway, was flapping around a bit and took a nick out of my ear with a pair of scissors. I didn't even feel it, except for the bloodrunning down my neck.
Still, the AIDS test came through OK and it was a pretty good haircut.
Also had some haircuts from a greek guy, first time I'd even seen a cut-throat razor, which scared the crap out of me having had the above experience. Neatest haircuts ever.
And there was a girl in Loughborough who used to spend most of her time running her fingers through it.
Went to a Turkish guy in London, until his son took a chunk out of my ear.
It wasn't a good day, I was passing and saw the door open and the two guys standing there so asked if they were open, the son said 'No, we just dropped in to pick up some stuff' I said no probs, tomorrow maybe, the father said 'He's a customer, we're open', the son was a bit rattled but opened up anyway, was flapping around a bit and took a nick out of my ear with a pair of scissors. I didn't even feel it, except for the bloodrunning down my neck.
Still, the AIDS test came through OK and it was a pretty good haircut.
Also had some haircuts from a greek guy, first time I'd even seen a cut-throat razor, which scared the crap out of me having had the above experience. Neatest haircuts ever.
And there was a girl in Loughborough who used to spend most of her time running her fingers through it.
Last edited by Dilbert_X (2009-10-22 05:43:26)
Fuck Israel
i pay way to much for the barber. €35. not my money so meh
Only ever had one mishap. I said I wanted grade 1.5 on the sides and back but he gave me 0.5!
That was ages ago, I haven't even had a haircut since May or something. Just keep trimming it myself and keeping it neat.
That was ages ago, I haven't even had a haircut since May or something. Just keep trimming it myself and keeping it neat.
Last edited by Mekstizzle (2009-10-22 06:00:26)
I go to a barber's just around the corner here. Pretty cool guy, knows me and my dad personally, so we always get a nice chat going. Never been disappointed.
10 bucks.
10 bucks.
I got stabbed in the back of the neck with a pair of scissors at the barbers once. I usually just shave my hair down short (but not to the skull) every month or so now.
I really should learn how to cut my hair myself lol.. it could save me a lot of time. My barber always says 'come at X:X, it will be empty then'. Ofcourse I always have to wait 30 minutes at least. That's my regular barber.
Half a year ago I went to the new barber down my street. I think I was her first customer ever. She made my hair look like a guy from Grease Lightning ffs
Half a year ago I went to the new barber down my street. I think I was her first customer ever. She made my hair look like a guy from Grease Lightning ffs
I dont even understand what numbers and grades are in haircuts. I just tell them to get some weight off it and take a bit off the length....
When I was younger, I used to gel my hair up like that douche from the In Betweeners (the kind of fringe flick), and I realised I had this stupid flick at the front of my forehead that made the hair flop to one side.... So I stupidly attempted to shave it off. Boy that was a real bad 5 weeks at school...
When I was younger, I used to gel my hair up like that douche from the In Betweeners (the kind of fringe flick), and I realised I had this stupid flick at the front of my forehead that made the hair flop to one side.... So I stupidly attempted to shave it off. Boy that was a real bad 5 weeks at school...
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Had one too, i thought it was but yeah...mtb0minime wrote:
One time when I was younger I got a flattop haircut.
I pay £7.50 ere, one chair, one barber, in like a converted shed, but ya man is uber.
