DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

Did we persuade Seremaker to check this country out, or did he even return to read about it, I wonder?
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

I dunno. Maybe he's booking airline tix already?

Anyhoo if you want to see this country at its best I recommend dec-march in Lapland for snowy things and june in the summer time for basically anything else.
Little BaBy JESUS
m8
+394|6535|'straya
Pretty sure you guys make the best Black Metal. For that you have my eternal respect.

EDIT: By you guys I basically mean Scandinavians in general haha.

Last edited by Little BaBy JESUS (2009-11-06 02:36:42)

AussieReaper
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+5,761|6540|what

Finland is a great country?

Myth: Confirmed.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
+873|6856

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I dunno. Maybe he's booking airline tix already?
Or maybe he's already here among us?
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

NooBesT wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

I dunno. Maybe he's booking airline tix already?
Or maybe he's already here among us?
In that case one must be aware of... THE EYEBROW...
Catbox
forgiveness
+505|7103
I just booked a 2 week cruise on   Finnishsexboat.com   
do the girls shave their legs and arms?   whatever... who cares....lol
Love is the answer
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

[TUF]Catbox wrote:

I just booked a 2 week cruise on   Finnishsexboat.com   
do the girls shave their legs and arms?   whatever... who cares....lol
They're 24/40h quickie cruises. Step on board Friday evening, climb off Sat evening, you're done.

Most girls shave pretty thoroughly.
I need around tree fiddy.
jord
Member
+2,382|7065|The North, beyond the wall.
How warm is it in summer?
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7008|London, England
I can't tell if you guys are serious or not about all this Finnish sex stuff
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Mekstizzle wrote:

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not about all this Finnish sex stuff
About them cruises? No joke.
ghettoperson
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+1,943|7036

Mekstizzle wrote:

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not about all this Finnish sex stuff
I'm willing to risk it. I wonder what the most times someone has managed to hook up on those boats has been...
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

jord wrote:

How warm is it in summer?
Depends on where you are in this long country. Long country is 1157km long, but here in the south where most of us live, maybe an average temp. of 20-22 C, highs at maybe 28-30 C.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

jord wrote:

How warm is it in summer?
Anywhere between 15-30C depending on the weather lords mood.

About those cruises. You have to be really really really fugly or a complete moron if you're looking to score and not getting any on a cruise.
mcminty
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Little BaBy JESUS wrote:

Pretty sure you guys make the best Black Metal. For that you have my eternal respect.
Fixed.

DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

Mekstizzle wrote:

I can't tell if you guys are serious or not about all this Finnish sex stuff
Well, it's like a floating meatmarket. BUT: It's not like everyone's open and willing, you still need to spot your prey just like you do in bars everywhere in the world. It's just that it's much easier to do on a boat. It's not like your targeted chick is leaving before the ship comes to port, right?

Finnish chicks aren't at all easy in a way that you may have percieved. Many of them are pretty cautious about using their merchandise, just like everywhere else. You can just find the easy ones MUCH better on board a ship between Finland and Sweden.

Note that 20-50 % of all passengers are Swedish, so going international for one night, then returning home one experience happier is not at all impossible. Finnish guys seldom do this though because it's easier to go domestic (due to language and an overall inferiority complex which has to be dealt with rather sooner than later). Swedish guys however have no problem doing Finnish chicks (even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis, latter part).

However, those of us Finns who have mastered the Swedish language (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) have access to a larger market than the average Finn as well as the average Swede.

Ultrafunkula wrote:

You have to be really really really fugly or a complete moron if you're looking to score and not getting any on a cruise.
One needs to know which league one plays in though. Or division. Or farm. So yeah, one has to break mirrors by walking past them or be a complete houseplant in order to fail, if the aim is to do a chick.

I usually just drink 'til I'm drunk, go to sleep and spend half of the next day in bed, the other half maybe in the jaccuzzi. No need to go hunting for snatch. If I were single and on a boat, I'd let my pals reel in the fish to our cabin, then start with my witty halfjokes and flirting. It has worked.
I need around tree fiddy.
NooBesT
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DonFck wrote:

[(even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis).
Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
https://i.imgur.com/S9bg2.png
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

NooBesT wrote:

DonFck wrote:

[(even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis).
Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Lol. It's true though. (Us) Finns call Swedes fags, just as Swedes call Finns forestpeople and "Ei saa peittää"-faggots. It's kind of a sibling rivalry, but in a pseudo-healthy way.
I need around tree fiddy.
mcminty
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DonFck wrote:

NooBesT wrote:

DonFck wrote:

[(even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis).
Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Lol. It's true though. (Us) Finns call Swedes fags, just as Swedes call Finns forestpeople and "Ei saa peittää"-faggots. It's kind of a sibling rivalry, but in a pseudo-healthy way.
Like Australia - New Zealand?
AussieReaper
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+5,761|6540|what

DonFck wrote:

Lol. It's true though. (Us) Finns call Swedes fags, just as Swedes call Finns forestpeople and "Ei saa peittää"-faggots. It's kind of a sibling rivalry, but in a pseudo-healthy way.
Same thing happens between Aussies and New Zealanders.

And the Brits and Welsh.

And Americans and the rest of the world.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

mcminty wrote:

DonFck wrote:

NooBesT wrote:

Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Lol. It's true though. (Us) Finns call Swedes fags, just as Swedes call Finns forestpeople and "Ei saa peittää"-faggots. It's kind of a sibling rivalry, but in a pseudo-healthy way.
Like Australia - New Zealand?
Exactly. Like the Dutch and Belgians too.

Btw, "Ei saa peittää", which I referred to earlier, is what's written on many electric radiators (the house-kind), and means "Do not cover". In Swedish it's "Får ej övertäckas" and Danish/Norwegian "Må ikke tilldekkes" (not always in the printed sticker). These three phrases are written under one another on these radiators all across the Nordic countries, and are therefore the first words of another language learned by Nordics, hence repeated by Swedes pretty much everytime a drunken Swede spots a Finn.

https://i37.tinypic.com/2md00tc.jpg

Also, because of Freezer's house (the demilitarized autonomous region of Åland Islands), the boats are Tax Free, eventhough it's travel within the EU. Bonus.
I need around tree fiddy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6860|6 6 4 oh, I forget

NooBesT wrote:

DonFck wrote:

[(even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis).
Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Maybe there are a lot of Harley owners in Sweden?

About the language advantage. I actually haven't gotten my ways with a Swedish chick. Come to think of it, I've only had domestic women so far. Damn
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7018|Finland

Ultrafunkula wrote:

NooBesT wrote:

DonFck wrote:

[(even though Finns in general do like to call Swedes fags, ref: earlier parenthesis).
Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Maybe there are a lot of Harley owners in Sweden?

About the language advantage. I actually haven't gotten my ways with a Swedish chick. Come to think of it, I've only had domestic women so far. Damn
I had one when I was working on M/S Mariella in '98. So way back then.
I need around tree fiddy.
mcminty
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DonFck wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

NooBesT wrote:


Do you have something you would like us to talk about?
Maybe there are a lot of Harley owners in Sweden?

About the language advantage. I actually haven't gotten my ways with a Swedish chick. Come to think of it, I've only had domestic women so far. Damn
I had one when I was working on M/S Mariella in '98. So way back then.
Lol, you worked on a pussyship?
NooBesT
Pizzahitler
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What did you do there?
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