blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|6912

Irishpride<3 wrote:

Post of the century

CanadianLoser wrote:

LT.Victim wrote:

Talk about embarrassing.

For those of you that don't know, yes I have a girlfriend and yes we have sex... When we are finished I usually just wrap up my used condoms in a ball of tissue and throw them into my garbage basket underneath my computer desk.

Yesterday, I made the mistake of leaving my room door open when I went out. I come back to garbage fucking everywhere in my room. My Idiot of a dog must have gotten into my garbage and eaten some of it. I think little of it at the time and clean up all the garbage and put it back in the bin.

All yesterday and this morning my dog has been hacking and choking.. Nothing serous enough to warrant going to the vet though, and I just figured that he ate something bad in the garbage. A few months ago he ate like 5 pairs of my sisters underwear. Ya, it wasn't nice seeing a the remnants of a fucking G-string coming out of your dogs ass. I figured he's been through worse, and maybe he'll learn something this time.

Everything was fine until just a few moments ago my mom comes into my room and said that my dog hacked up a fucking condom. The dumbass must have ate all the tissue, ate the condom package, and then ate the used condom inside. I didn't know if I wanted to die from embarrassment, or fall to the ground laughing.

Oh well.. least my mom knows I'm being "safe"... lmao
highlighted 4 fix
sick fuck CL hahha
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

SEREVENT wrote:

There's an interesting documentary about history of england on now!
tell me how it ends!

Last edited by burnzz (2009-11-11 14:01:44)

Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|6974|67.222.138.85

burnzz wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

There's an interesting documentary about history of england on now!
tell me how it ends!
3/4 of the way through it asks you to switch over to an HBO showing of V for Vendetta.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|6920
https://www.lucienindustries.com/bf2s/assburgers.jpg

(explanation edit: he wrote this post because FF13 was going to be on xbox360 as well as PS3)

How have I not heard this narration of such an amazing forum post before

Last edited by Lucien (2009-11-11 15:10:39)

https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
mtb0minime
minimember
+2,418|6922

Oh god. The memories
lxcpikiman
imbad @ bf2
+70|6862|Toronto-Canada
this is failing so bad
no interest in this anymore
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

lxcpikiman wrote:

this is failing so bad
no interest in this anymore
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/Speed.jpg
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|5853

I was going to get everyone I liked Christmas gifts but now I realize I rather get myself stuff.

More clothes and sneakers here I come \o/
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

Macbeth wrote:

I was going to get everyone I liked Christmas gifts but now I realize I rather get myself stuff.

More clothes and sneakers here I come \o/
thanks for the thought Mac, but i'm güd -


https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/21025/photos/7D%20111009.jpg

oh, sorry, you said ppl's you liked . . .
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7047|Great Brown North
i just sent my camera in for repairs... fucking canon and their lens errors
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

krazed wrote:

i just sent my camera in for repairs... fucking canon and their lens errors
which lense, krazed? i've got a few, and most of my front focusing/related errors have been the bodies . . .
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6420|what

This is the worst EE chat thread ever.
https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
Doctor Strangelove
Real Battlefield Veterinarian.
+1,758|6735

AussieReaper wrote:

This is the worst EE chat thread ever.
Close, but May was worse.

Last edited by Doctor Strangelove (2009-11-11 19:37:13)

13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

actually, i've never thought about them as rated - i like saying 'hi' to ebugs, MOAB, Ultrafunkula when i get to work, seeing the random youtube after work, escaping DAST for a few, and harassing mods with (relative) impunity. next best thing to the junk drawer, if'n you ask me . . .
AussieReaper
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+5,761|6420|what

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

This is the worst EE chat thread ever.
Close, buy May was worse.


https://i.imgur.com/maVpUMN.png
krazed
Admiral of the Bathtub
+619|7047|Great Brown North

burnzz wrote:

krazed wrote:

i just sent my camera in for repairs... fucking canon and their lens errors
which lense, krazed? i've got a few, and most of my front focusing/related errors have been the bodies . . .
it's a powershot a580... and when i turned it on one day it just says " Lens error please restart camera" BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEP BEEEEEEEEEEP


Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|6459|14072
Taylor Swift entertainer of the year!!!!!!! ahhh
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6868|132 and Bush

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Taylor Swift entertainer of the year!!!!!!! ahhh
she was hot on snl..
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|6459|14072

Kmarion wrote:

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Taylor Swift entertainer of the year!!!!!!! ahhh
she was hot on snl..
Did you watch the CMA's?
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

Kmarion wrote:

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Taylor Swift entertainer of the year!!!!!!! ahhh
she was hot on snl..
i recently saw, oh, nm. yeah, hawt.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6868|132 and Bush

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Kmarion wrote:

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Taylor Swift entertainer of the year!!!!!!! ahhh
she was hot on snl..
Did you watch the CMA's?
tonight? no.
Xbone Stormsurgezz
Runs_with_sciss0rs
Well butter my buscuit
+121|6459|14072

Kmarion wrote:

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Kmarion wrote:


she was hot on snl..
Did you watch the CMA's?
tonight? no.
haha, well, you missed her sing two songs and win 4 awards!

plus a lot of other great stuff like Kenny Chesney and Dave Matthews singing together and Zac Brown Bands cover of the devil went down to georgia.
Kmar
Truth is my Bitch
+5,695|6868|132 and Bush

ill catch it later
Xbone Stormsurgezz
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

Kmarion wrote:

Runs_with_sciss0rs wrote:

Kmarion wrote:


she was hot on snl..
Did you watch the CMA's?
tonight? no.
i watched In Bruges - 6/10, too buzzed to follow along. but - i got a percentage of seventy five movies watched in seventy five days.
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6764

cya later bf2s - i've enuf fun for the third Monday of the week.

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