How to tell my girlfriend I got her tickets to her favourite band?

2009-11-20 15:01:00

#26

Zimmer: Un Moderador; +1,688|7173|Scotland

SplinterStrike wrote:
Zimmer wrote:
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Huh?

Let me put it in simplest terms.

Promised GF best Xmas present ever.
Bought GF tickets to see Paramore (£125, hotel booking £120, train tickets £120)
Break up
GF still has tickets

I don't need to go into much more detail. This just reminded me of that moment. Which was pretty shit.

Camm, he doesn't have the tickets... lulz.

I say you play Muse in the background on Xmas day in the morning, have a muse CD there (wrapped of course) and with a note inside (in the form of a ticket) saying "You'll be listening to this, but with Muse playing right in front of you" or whatever. Would be quite cool.

2009-11-20 15:07:03

#27

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5926|America

Put them in your pants on your next date. Both parties leave the date happy.

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2009-11-20 15:08:53

#28

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7159|FUCK UBISOFT

Get down on your knee

pull out a ring box

tell her you got muse tickets

Last edited by Miggle (2009-11-20 15:09:21)

2009-11-20 15:24:01

#29

Dilbert_X: The X stands for; +1,822|6523|eXtreme to the maX

Ty wrote:
How 'bout "Hey, I got you tickets to see your favourite band."

Fuck Israel

2009-11-20 15:26:21

#30

Dauntless: Admin; +2,249|7159|London

Why do you have to wait so long before you have the tickets in hand?

2009-11-21 03:45:52

#31

CammRobb: Banned; +1,510|6547|Carnoustie MASSIF

Zimmer wrote:
Camm, he doesn't have the tickets... lulz.

Oh yeah. Derp.

Miggle wrote:
Get down on your knee

pull out a ring box

tell her you got muse tickets

hahahaha great idea.

2009-11-21 03:47:19

#32

FatherTed: xD; +3,936|6917|so randum

dick in a box, but work the ticket into the scenario somehow.

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2009-11-21 05:21:19

#33

krazed: Admiral of the Bathtub; +619|7197|Great Brown North

FatherTed wrote:
dick in a box, but work the ticket into the scenario somehow.

with staples, make them look like a flag on a pole!

2009-11-21 10:31:53

#34

Harmor: Error_Name_Not_Found; +605|6965|San Diego, CA, USA

OP: Don't hide the tickets in her food

2009-11-21 11:40:39

#35

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7098|Disaster Free Zone

1. Kidnap muse
2. Wrap them up
3. Place under tree
4. .....
5. profit??

Last edited by DrunkFace (2009-11-21 21:38:18)

2009-11-21 14:18:32

#36

NooBesT: Pizzahitler; +873|6886

Miggle wrote:
Get down on your knee

pull out a ring box

tell her you got muse tickets

Instead of that say:

Will you... go see Muse with me?

2009-11-21 14:26:33

#37

Pochsy: Artifice of Eternity; +702|5960|Toronto

I would make it a treasure hunt. The first clue being the gift under the tree. Slowly provide more clues as she works her way along, and if she guesses 1/2 way through, well who care, you're having sex now. As to how you should lay those clues out I do not know, only because I don't know what it is she likes or how/where you live. Obviously make it something in the house- I would make each clue a present as well, like cookies with M's on them, and the next set step a U tattooed on you penis...or something.

The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families

2009-11-21 16:01:34

#38

Reddhedd: trolawlawl; +188|6862|EE Chat

1. Kill her parents
2. At funeral "SUPRISE I GOT MUSE TICKETS!"
???????
PROFIT!

2009-11-21 16:04:10

#39

1stSFOD-Delta: Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales; +376|6395|Blue Mountain State

Reddhedd wrote:
1. Kill her parents
2. At funeral "SUPRISE I GOT MUSE TICKETS!"
???????
PROFIT!

this or Ted's idea with the whole dick in the box thing

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Baba Booey

2009-11-21 16:12:40

#40

Doctor Strangelove: Real Battlefield Veterinarian.; +1,758|6885

DrunkFace wrote:
1. Kidnap muse
2. Rap them up
3. Place under tree
4. .....
5. profit??

You mean wrap them up, I don't think that Muse does much rap.

2009-11-21 21:38:02

#41

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7098|Disaster Free Zone

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:
1. Kidnap muse
2. Rap them up
3. Place under tree
4. .....
5. profit??
You mean wrap them up, I don't think that Muse does much rap.

Yes that what I meant. Even when I wrote it I looked at it for a good minute thinking it was wrong, but being 5am and partially drunk my mind wasn't working too well so couldn't figure out how to correct it.

2009-11-21 21:40:08

#42

13rin: Member; +977|6896

Do the "dick in a box" routine.

Last edited by DBBrinson1 (2009-11-21 21:41:25)

I stood in line for four hours. They better give me a Wal-Mart gift card, or something. - Rodney Booker, Job Fair attendee.

2009-11-22 05:14:39

#43

Sgt.Davi: Touches Himself At Night.; +300|7060|England

Tell her right after you spaff on her chest

Last edited by Sgt.Davi (2009-11-22 05:15:37)

2009-11-22 05:17:35

#44

DrunkFace: Germans did 911; +427|7098|Disaster Free Zone

Sgt.Davi wrote:
Tell her right after you spaff on her chest

Free pearl necklace... double prize.

2009-11-22 14:10:49

#45

Noobeater: Northern numpty; +194|6864|Boulder, CO

Doctor Strangelove wrote:
DrunkFace wrote:
1. Kidnap muse
2. Rap them up
3. Place under tree
4. .....
5. profit??
You mean wrap them up, I don't think that Muse does much rap.

I think he means Rape them up tbh.

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