i don't hang out with criminal scum.Morpheus wrote:
Obviously you haven't been down to the AU section...seymorebutts443 wrote:
this has got to be one of the stupidest threads filled with the most inane babble ever.
Don't stereotype, not all criminals are aussiesseymorebutts443 wrote:
i don't hang out with criminal scum.Morpheus wrote:
Obviously you haven't been down to the AU section...seymorebutts443 wrote:
this has got to be one of the stupidest threads filled with the most inane babble ever.
but all aussies are criminals.
All Aussies also enjoy BBQ. I don't even have to back this statement. Non-artistic proof. I incite the authority of every single person who knows anything.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
doesnt everyone enjoy a barbie
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
Reminds me of a think-before-you-say moment in school.jord wrote:
doesnt everyone enjoy a barbie
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
Teacher: What is the name for people who don't eat any animal meats or products? (Vegans)
Me: Idiots.
Malnourished?Finray wrote:
Reminds me of a think-before-you-say moment in school.jord wrote:
doesnt everyone enjoy a barbie
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
Teacher: What is the name for people who don't eat any animal meats or products? (Vegans)
Me: Idiots.
EE (hats
Of course, silly. The correct answer is Pussies.Finray wrote:
Reminds me of a think-before-you-say moment in school.jord wrote:
doesnt everyone enjoy a barbie
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
Teacher: What is the name for people who don't eat any animal meats or products? (Vegans)
Me: Idiots.
what if you Pussies? does that make you French?
Teacher: What is the backbone of Britain?Finray wrote:
Reminds me of a think-before-you-say moment in school.jord wrote:
doesnt everyone enjoy a barbie
i said every1, as in people, so no, veges dont count
Teacher: What is the name for people who don't eat any animal meats or products? (Vegans)
Me: Idiots.
Me: Ford Transit.
I'm back from my mid-term! Was supposed to be a 2 hour test and I finished in 1 with no worries at all. Theres only 1 question I wasn't 100% of the answer because the way it was worded was absolute shit, but it was a minor question anyways. I love it when you happen to study the material that shows up on the test the most vigorously and all of the things you didn't have time to review do not. Sooo lucky.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Teacher: What's the scientific name for sticky willie?
Me: Adhesive William.
Me: Adhesive William.
there Pochsy, fixtPochsy wrote:
Sooo lucky prepared.
Who the fuck is Ataronchronon?
Some of the stuff on that website is funny as hell.ARRSEpedia wrote:
During a sleepy morning on 30th April, 1980 a six-man terrorist team calling itself the 'Democratic Revolutionary Movement for the Liberation of Arabistan' took over the Iranian Embassy in Prince's Gate, London.
The 'siege' as it was to become known played out until day six when the terrorists decided to kill some poor bloke who didn't agree with the choice sandwiches that the terrorists had ordered (mountain goat and Branston on rye).
As soon as the death was confirmed, the Met police chief duly soiled himself and handed it over to the Army and Operation Nimrod was Launched, as should have happened six days previous.
The action by the them was swift accurate and deadly - well, at least for the terrorists, who as soon the first window charge went off, imitated the Met chief and duly soiled themselves just before having the crap blown out of them by black-clad figures destined to become known throughout the world as arse kickers.
To cut a short, explosive, story shorter, Operation Nimrod was a complete success with five of the six terrorists dead and the other in quite painfull custody. The once unheard of regiment was now firmly in the public domain and gave rise to the national treasure that is the pub walt.
The Prime Minister of the time Margaret Thatcher, or Black Maggie/ Hatchet Thatcher, visited the SAS at Regent's Park Barracks with her husband Dennis, or Dennis the Pennis, who told them: 'You have served your country well, with honour and quick painful death, God bless you one and all' - to which gave a swift reply by one droopy moustached hero 'It was a good day out.' They all then dissapeared via a flash bang, which knocked Dennis off his feet and caused him to soil himself.
Oh, and Cliff Thorburn won the World Snooker title by 18 frames to 16.
Get in here Menzo.
phag
slag
no thats menzo
why all the menzo hate
He is a gay fireman.Mekstizzle wrote:
why all the menzo hate
he does what he has to do, I see no reason to hate
He let a guy suck his dick for no reason at all.Mekstizzle wrote:
he does what he has to do, I see no reason to hate
i like menzo
the guy with the fair awesome avatar?
speaking of avatar, that shit gonna be awesome, shame i wont see it till like january, fuck going when its packed
the guy with the fair awesome avatar?
speaking of avatar, that shit gonna be awesome, shame i wont see it till like january, fuck going when its packed
No, avatar will be a shit failure let down I promise.jord wrote:
i like menzo
the guy with the fair awesome avatar?
speaking of avatar, that shit gonna be awesome, shame i wont see it till like january, fuck going when its packed
Also, Menzo cries after sex.
naw cause Sigourni Weaver wouldnt be in it if it was shit.Iconic Irony wrote:
No, avatar will be a shit failure let down I promise.jord wrote:
i like menzo
the guy with the fair awesome avatar?
speaking of avatar, that shit gonna be awesome, shame i wont see it till like january, fuck going when its packed
Also, Menzo cries after sex.
plus the cinematics are shit hawt.