BF2S Forums EE Chat - November

curse those epistolary novels

motherfucking freshers with their easy epistolary novels

wait til they get onto the post-structuralist stuff

write a motherfucking 'witty' poem about that you RAPSCALLIONS

You said it.

james@alienware wrote:

Just got through to the online aptitude test for IBM, shiiit

IBM? Yeah I remember that company. They wanted me to come work for them. In Dublin. I sed no. Pay was too shite

Cheez wrote:

I remember them. They made floppy disks, right?

What's a floppy disc? Is it like a USB thumbstick?

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Finray wrote:

Cheez wrote:

I remember them. They made floppy disks, right?

What's a floppy disc? Is it like a USB thumbstick?

Boy, if you haven't used a C-cassette to play games you're not joining our party. *rulz r rulz*

What's a C-cassette? Is that like a bluray disk?

foreeeeeeeeeeeeeever young, i wanna be foreeeeeeeever young

My one week winter vacation starts nao.

YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

wats wiv ur av burns

jord wrote:

wats wiv ur av burns

i'm test driving it for Dauntless. i almost went with a lion rampant with a union jack background, but i didn't want us getting confused . . .

No it wasn't.

jord wrote:

Aussie will you write my cv for me, ta.

Home Address:
33 Union Street,
Manchester,
M6 3AE.

Tel. (0161) 351 4039

Email: jord@kent.ac.uk
   

Term Address:
6 Farthings Court, Parkwood
Canterbury
CT2 8NP

Date of Birth: 5. 11. 1986

Nationality: British

EDUCATION AND QUALIFICATIONS
University of Kent BSc(Hons.) Computer Science 2005 - 2008

Subjects include:
Software Engineering, Compiling Techniques, Computer Networks and Communications, Digital Systems, Operating Systems and Robotics.
I obtained 62% in my 2nd year exams equivalent to a 2:1

My project involved the development of a Linux-based network management system and required independent research skills
Manchester Community College 2003 - 2006

'A' Levels: Mathematics B, Physics C, Chemistry D.
St. John's Boys School, Manchester. 1998 - 2003

8 GCSEs including Mathematics, English and French.
WORK EXPERIENCE
Tourist Information Office, Canterbury Summer 2006

Assisting customers from all over the world with a wide variety of enquiries, working in the Bureau de Change, booking theatre and concert tickets.
Manchester City Council Summer 2004

Temporary Accounts Clerk in City Treasurer's office. Responding to customer enquiries, using computerised accounts systems.
Simple Simon's Public House, Canterbury. Sept. 2006 - present

Part-time barwork throughout the year serving customers and cashing up.
ACTIVITIES AND INTERESTS

    * Secretary of the Japanese Society, involved booking speakers.
    * Helped to organise a charity fun run for Rag Week
    * Have fundraised for the World Land Trust who buy and save endangered rainforests.
    * I enjoy running and play for the University football team.
    * Other interests include current affairs and reading sci-fi novels.


ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

    * Computing Skills: Knowledge of Linux and Windows XP/Vista. Programming skills in Java, Haskell and Modula 3. Good knowledge of SQL and RDBMS.
    * Good level of spoken French.
    * Full, clean driving licence.


REFEREES : I am happy to supply these on request.




I padded it slightly. Good luck.