jord
Member
+2,382|7095|The North, beyond the wall.

SEREMAKER wrote:

jord wrote:

Does writing a list of 10 awesome things that won't happen not depress you?
I'm shooting for at least 50% of my list ........ I'll feel balanced at least
Any 1 of those would make a life complete.
DesertFox-
The very model of a modern major general
+796|7102|United States of America
1. Go skydiving
2. Fly a UH-60 or AH-6
3. Drive on the Nurburgring in a nice car
4. Grow a badass beard
5. Play drums in an awesome rock band in front of thousands of people
6. Punch someone in the face (never done it, but look forward to it so very much)
7. Spend a day at a firing range with a Matrix-esque arsenal of weaponry from all eras of history
8. Build a full-scale trebuchet (or some other large wooden construction) by myself
9. Take money from a loan shark and put it all on black
10. Kill a certain few people
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6914

1. one day at a time
2. learn how to do, one day at a time
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|6395|Blue Mountain State

SEREMAKER wrote:

13. sneak into Megan Foxs house at night and whisper into her ear " You're mine " ...... in the morning she makes me waffles
tag team? oh and i like pancakes
https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey
Chou
Member
+737|7208
Most of these things are so effin unrealistic and half of them will get you in prison where you'll be tossing salads for 2 and half months.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5891|Ventura, California
I'm 16, I can't do half the stuff I would if I were an adult. So many things are unavailable to a minor.

If this is a "If you could do anything at all" thread, then yeah I would easily make 20 things I would want to do.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Zimmer
Un Moderador
+1,688|7173|Scotland

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I'm 16, I can't do half the stuff I would if I were an adult. So many things are unavailable to a minor.

If this is a "If you could do anything at all" thread, then yeah I would easily make 20 things I would want to do.
The whole point of this would be to do stuff you wouldn't be able to do normally. Being 16 doesn't stop you from doing anything.
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6985|Mountains of NC

Zimmer wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

I'm 16, I can't do half the stuff I would if I were an adult. So many things are unavailable to a minor.

If this is a "If you could do anything at all" thread, then yeah I would easily make 20 things I would want to do.
The whole point of this would be to do stuff you wouldn't be able to do normally. Being 16 doesn't stop you from doing anything.
espically getting laid
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-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5891|Ventura, California
Ahhh I donno what I'd do

Seremaker's is pretty epic

Oh and the vigilante thing sounds cool.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Blade4509
Wrench turnin' fool
+202|5926|America
I would turn my bucket list into a hit list.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6003

Kill a man with my bare hands.
blademaster
I'm moving to Brazil
+2,075|7062

jord wrote:

Rape Britney spears
Dauntless will get mad lol
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6914

Macbeth wrote:

Kill a man with my bare hands.
ur killing me with ur keyboard. does that count?
Macbeth
Banned
+2,444|6003

burnzz wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Kill a man with my bare hands.
ur killing me with ur keyboard. does that count?
I'm sure I'll be held liable in Germany.
Pochsy
Artifice of Eternity
+702|5960|Toronto
1.) Throw a tonne of watermelons off the CN Tower.
2.) Have all of my money exchanged for pennies and air-drop them over Africa. (I realize this will create all kinds of strife and discord, but I can claim it was a philanthropic gesture at the same time)
3.) Do the service of giving Sarah Palin a golden shower to be broadcast worldwide.
4.) Fire a cannon at a sailboat.
5.) enter a nascar race, crash, and take out the entire field (w/o dying).
6.) be able to understand Derrida
7.) jerk off with my left hand dutch rudder style
8.) go on a mad drug and booze binge for the better part of a month
9.) write a letter to every person who ever meant anything to me
10.) spend any remaining time taking a dump with a book.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
1stSFOD-Delta
Mike "The Spooge Gobbler" Morales
+376|6395|Blue Mountain State
after finishing my pancakes that megan fox made me after a long night of hot steamy sex, i will then proceed to the nearest aston martin dealer and steal me a DBS convertible
https://www.itwirx.com/other/hksignature.jpg

Baba Booey
Flaming_Maniac
prince of insufficient light
+2,490|7124|67.222.138.85
level 80 in WoW
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7070
If I knew I was going to die I'd make damn sure I'd go out in style before the end of my 3 months.
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6955|Long Island, New York
- Skydive
- Get a ride on the "Vomit Comet"
- Drag race a '69 Camaro SS
- Climb Mt. Everest, Mt. McKinley and Mt. Kilimanjaro
- Go scuba diving
- Go to the Super Bowl (depending on my prognosis, obviously)
- Tour Europe, specifically Italy,  The Netherlands (Amsterdam) and England
- Buy a house... then destroy it with only a sledgehammer.
- Go clubbing in Israel with hot IDF chicks
- Drive a tank
ghettoperson
Member
+1,943|7066

These lists are all very good, but except for the stealing part how are you going to finance all this? I don't think the Make a Wish foundation covers killing people.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|7012|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

level 80 in WoW
not as good as it sounds.
Lucien
Fantasma Parastasie
+1,451|7070

ghettoperson wrote:

These lists are all very good, but except for the stealing part how are you going to finance all this? I don't think the Make a Wish foundation covers killing people.
loan sharks
https://i.imgur.com/HTmoH.jpg

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