Shit in aisle 12

2008-03-22 16:16:23

#26

Blehm98: conservative hatemonger; +150|6880|meh-land

A few years back, i was walking around SF with my family, and i saw a guy across the street in a building alcove, and he was bent over...

then he stood up, i saw him zip his pants up

he left a nice chunky poo on sidewalk lol, i thought it was hilarious...

2008-03-22 16:19:38

#27

A12345: Member; +77|6887

when i worked at a department store this woman comes in with her baby who is just wearing a diaper, she puts him down on the floor to play with some toys and the baby proceeds to shit out all sides of the diaper, the woman picks her kid up and covers the shit pile with legos, she then carries the baby out who keeps dropping shit nuggets all the way out the door, and the manager hated me so i got the privilege of cleaning it all up.

2008-03-22 16:22:29

#28

henno13: A generally unremarkable member; +230|6765|Belfast

A12345 wrote:
when i worked at a department store this woman comes in with her baby who is just wearing a diaper, she puts him down on the floor to play with some toys and the baby proceeds to shit out all sides of the diaper, the woman picks her kid up and covers the shit pile with legos, she then carries the baby out who keeps dropping shit nuggets all the way out the door, and the manager hated me so i got the privilege of cleaning it all up.

LOL

2008-03-22 16:56:42

#29

Freezer7Pro: I don't come here a lot anymore.; +1,447|6614|Winland

A12345 wrote:
when i worked at a department store this woman comes in with her baby who is just wearing a diaper, she puts him down on the floor to play with some toys and the baby proceeds to shit out all sides of the diaper, the woman picks her kid up and covers the shit pile with legos, she then carries the baby out who keeps dropping shit nuggets all the way out the door, and the manager hated me so i got the privilege of cleaning it all up.

Owned tbh.

The idea of any hi-fi system is to reproduce the source material as faithfully as possible, and to deliberately add distortion to everything you hear (due to amplifier deficiencies) because it sounds 'nice' is simply not high fidelity. If that is what you want to hear then there is no problem with that, but by adding so much additional material (by way of harmonics and intermodulation) you have a tailored sound system, not a hi-fi. - Rod Elliot, ESP

2008-03-22 17:00:07

#30

White-Fusion: Fuck; +616|6969|Scotland

FatherTed wrote:
Some dickhead middle aged women knocked over a display of whisky at my work last week.

Walked off!.

Sale cost of booze - £300

Her being stopped as she trys to leave, and made to pay - Priceless.

Did you lick it up? Bet you did.

2008-03-22 17:06:14

#31

argo4: Stand and Deliver; +86|6350|United States

FatherTed wrote:
Some dickhead middle aged women knocked over a display of whisky at my work last week.

Walked off!.

Sale cost of booze - £300

Her being stopped as she trys to leave, and made to pay - Priceless.

i bet she was trying to pull off a Jason Bourne

2008-03-27 00:27:16

#32

RavyGravy: Son.; +617|6823|NSW, Australia

this happend to a kid back in year 5, he left a massive trail of shit across the playground and he did'nt even know

2008-03-27 00:48:17

#33

_raab: Member; +28|6651|Western Aust.

Holy fuck, similar thing happened at woolies the other day. Im workin in one the isles, and my workmate tells me to come to checkout 10 (or whatever it was) so i looked down it and at the end there were 3 neat piles of shit. And we all burst out laughing. What made it funnier was the fact that one of my autistic workmates took it very seriously, he even called his dad to see what we should do. So after about 20 mins of laughing about this shit, my workmate mans up and cleans it. It was his birthday too.

2009-11-29 20:24:55

#34

13/f/taiwan: Member; +940|6116

lol did you take pics?

steal the security tapes tbh.

2009-11-29 20:25:31

#35

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6887

can we stop with the uninspiring bump-the-autistic-kid's-threads-and-laugh stuff

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2009-11-29 20:27:04

#36

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6003

Mmmm whatcha say

2009-11-29 20:53:09

#37

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6416|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
Mmmm whatcha say

Mmm that you only meant well?

EE (hats

2009-11-29 20:56:04

#38

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6003

Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Mmmm whatcha say
Mmm that you only meant well?

Well of course you did.

2009-11-29 20:57:34

#39

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6416|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Mmmm whatcha say
Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did.

Mmmm whatcha say,

EE (hats

2009-11-29 20:58:13

#40

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6003

Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:

Mmm that you only meant well?
Well of course you did.
Mmmm whatcha say,

Mmmm that it's all for the best?

2009-11-29 20:58:45

#41

Adams_BJ: Russian warship, go fuck yourself; +2,055|7040|Little Bentcock

2009-11-29 20:58:47

#42

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6416|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

Well of course you did.
Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?

of course it is

EE (hats

2009-11-29 20:59:24

#43

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6003

Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:

Mmmm whatcha say,
Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is

I was so wrong for so long

2009-11-29 20:59:41

#44

S.Lythberg: Mastermind; +429|6864|Chicago, IL

lots of bumps today huh?

On topic, someone did this at my work once, wtf America?

2009-11-29 21:01:32

#45

Morpheus: This shit still going?; +508|6416|The Mitten

Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:

Mmmm that it's all for the best?
of course it is
I was so wrong for so long

no
urdoinitwrong
it's

Mmmm whatcha say?

then i'd say

Mmmm that it's just what we need

etc. etc.

EE (hats

2009-11-29 21:02:38

#46

Macbeth: Banned; +2,444|6003

Morpheus wrote:
Macbeth wrote:
Morpheus wrote:

of course it is
I was so wrong for so long
no
urdoinitwrong
it's
Mmmm whatcha say?
then i'd say
Mmmm that it's just what we need
etc. etc.

That's the second chorus. I thouht we were starting from the top...

2009-11-29 21:03:47

#47

mcminty: Moderating your content for the Australian Govt.; +879|7138|Sydney, Australia

Protip: Cut it out with this necroposting crap. Thin patience is wearing thin.

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