I ask because I have a few questions regarding mine, and I'm looking for some firsthand experience.
I take mine out for walks
i eat mine, but srsly i do... they make great soups
I have a giant desert tortoise he's 41 years old and his name is Rambo.
This is a picture of him after my Rottweiler and him got in a fight (They always do and but love each other, I think)
What would you like to know?
Edit: I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own one.
This is a picture of him after my Rottweiler and him got in a fight (They always do and but love each other, I think)
What would you like to know?
Edit: I'm pretty sure it's illegal to own one.
Last edited by -MetaL* (2009-12-10 18:11:10)
salmonella
"people in ny have a general idea of how to drive. one of the pedals goes forward the other one prevents you from dying"
This fella decided to stop by the house for a few nights.
turtles are pretty cool
Tu Stultus Es
I've read the finest book on turtle stacking ever written:
I'm more than qualified to answer your questions.
I'm more than qualified to answer your questions.
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
Ask the zombie kid, he likes turtles, I'm sure he could help you out.
My pet turtle is in the dark most of the day
I keep mine in a pokeball. A side note: he can speak but the only thing he says is "squirtle" it gets annoying after a while so I keep him in the pokeball most of the time. It has been a while since I released him last. I hope he is not dead.
are you sure he didn't join a gang a while back?loubot wrote:
I keep mine in a pokeball. A side note: he can speak but the only thing he says is "squirtle" it gets annoying after a while so I keep him in the pokeball most of the time. It has been a while since I released him last. I hope he is not dead.
I dunno since I am not a very good turtle owner=NHB=Shadow wrote:
are you sure he didn't join a gang a while back?loubot wrote:
I keep mine in a pokeball. A side note: he can speak but the only thing he says is "squirtle" it gets annoying after a while so I keep him in the pokeball most of the time. It has been a while since I released him last. I hope he is not dead.
I happen to be the president of the IMTLA (International Man Turtle Love Association). I'm the only member right now, but you can join Slayer.
ok.. i lol'ed
I had a few tortoises, a long time ago.
Tortoise joke.
Tortoise sees a nice dandelion leaf and starts heading towards it, 'that dandelion leaf is mine, it has my name on it'
But two snails beat him to it, eat the leaf, and head away.
So the tortoise calls the garden Police.
'Your dandelion leaf was stolen you say, did you see who did it?'
'No, it all happened so fast'
Tortoise joke.
Tortoise sees a nice dandelion leaf and starts heading towards it, 'that dandelion leaf is mine, it has my name on it'
But two snails beat him to it, eat the leaf, and head away.
So the tortoise calls the garden Police.
'Your dandelion leaf was stolen you say, did you see who did it?'
'No, it all happened so fast'
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Fuck Israel
this thread sucks but is awesome at the same time
My tortoise runs fucking fast I should record it.
Best post in threadDilbert_X wrote:
I had a few tortoises, a long time ago.
Tortoise joke.
Tortoise sees a nice dandelion leaf and starts heading towards it, 'that dandelion leaf is mine, it has my name on it'
But two snails beat him to it, eat the leaf, and head away.
So the tortoise calls the garden Police.
'Your dandelion leaf was stolen you say, did you see who did it?'
'No, it all happened so fast'
15 more years! 15 more years!
My friend has about 6 small red-eared turtles in a tank. I could ask him if you have any questions.
Remnds me of today's shirt.woot (Sold out by the time I got there though )
what kind of turtle is it?ceslayer23 wrote:
I ask because I have a few questions regarding mine, and I'm looking for some firsthand experience.
i have a red eared slider
he was so little when i got him <3
well yeah if you don't keep it cleanhaffeysucks wrote:
salmonella