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ATG wrote:

How is it that Cybargs seems to understand U.S. law better than the average American?

ATG wrote:

How is it that Cybargs seems to understand U.S. law better than the average American?

Iconic Irony wrote:

Notice to all Stupid, ignorant, misinformed, uneducated, redneck computer users:  Please stop sending me this garbage.

In case you all aren't from Dumbfuckistan aka the Bible Belt South, this retarded e-mail is hitting everyone's inbox like sperm hitting Paris Hilton's tonsils. I've recieved it from practically every family member who is able to monkey their way around e-mail and every friend that thinks the "South will rise again" (no, it won't actually, ever).  People in the hallways where I work are talking about this and giving it "Hell YEAH!"s and I even heard them talking about it on the radio down here.  When I worked at the trucking company a few weeks ago they had this shit nailed up on a wall when you first walked into the office.  I mean seriously, what the fuck.

Who ever wrote this shit is a fucking idiot, a loser, a twit and misinformed simpleton of epic proportions that has done nothing short of rile up every person west of the Mississippi with an IQ lower than 75 (which is a lot of people).

E-mail from a fucking idiot wrote:

THE COUNTRY of TEXISIANSAS

In case things get a little tough during the next few months we IN LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ; ARKANSAS have a plan.

Maybe you don’t know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS HAVE legal right to secede from the Union . (Reference the Texas/LOUISIANA-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)

US TEXISIANSAS love y’all Americans, but we’ll probably have to take action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the U.S.A. We’ll miss ya’ll though.

Here is what can happen:

1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States , begins to try and create a socialist country, then Texas , LOUISIANA , ARKANSAS , & OKALAHOMA (<----LOL they misspelled Oklahoma. ) announces that it is going to secede from the Union .

2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXISIANSAS . You might think that he doesn’t talk too pretty, but we haven’t had another terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came to roost.

So what does TEXISIANSAS have to do to survive as a Republic?

1. NASA is just south of Houston , Texas . We will control the sp ace industry.

2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .

3. Defense Industry–we have over 65% of it. The term “Don’t mess with THE SOUTH,” will take on a whole new meaning.

4. Oil – we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXISIANSAS will need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don’t know. Why not ask Obama?

5. Natural Gas – again, we have all we need and it’s too bad about those Northern States. John Kerry and Al Gore will just have to figure out a way to keep them warm…

6. Computer Industry – we lead the nation in producing computer chips and communications equipment – small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD, Atmel, Applied Materials, Ball Misconduct, Dallas Semiconductor, Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.

7. Medical Care – We have the research centers for cancer research, the best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other large health centers.

8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens: University of Texas , Texas A&M, Texas Tech, UNIVERSITY OF OKLAHOMA , OKLAHOMA STATE UNIVERSITY, UL-LAFAYETTE, UL-MONORE, UNIVERSITY OF ARKANSAS , LOUISIANA STATE UNIVERSITY , ARKANSAS STATE UNIVERSITY .

9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn’t restricted by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXISIANSAS, we are a Right to Work State and, therefore, it’s every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get the job done.. And if we don’t like the way one company operates, we get a job somewhere else.

10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance industries, etc.

11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXISIANSAS National Guard, the TEXISIANSAS Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don’t have an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six rifles and a pile of ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask them to send over the Texas Rangers.

12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several types of grain, fruit and vegetables, and let’s not forget seafood from the Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste good. We don’t need any food.

13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States , and THIRTY TWO of the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXISIANSAS.  And TEXISIANSAS also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey , Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts ,  Maryland , Rhode Island , and Vermont combined.

14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located in TEXISIANSAS

15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don’t need to. You see, nothing rusts in TEXISIANSAS so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for decades.

This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of TEXISIANSAS in good shape. There isn’t a thing out there that we need and don’t have.

Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:

Since you won’t have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The rest of the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.

You won’t have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off satellite communications.

You won’t have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since Mr. Obama has predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.

In other words, the rest of ya’ll in the USA are screwed!

Signed, The People of TEXISIANSAS

P.S. This is not a threatening letter – just a note to give you something to think about!

Sleep well tonight ’cause the eyes of TEXISIANSAS are on YOU!!

Seriously, this is the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Mitch wrote:

I personally think it would be absolutly wonderfull if a few states left the union, as they legally have the right to, however george bush worked for the same person obama does now. i would elect ron paul he seems to be the only politition that understands the way shit is run

jsnipy wrote:

ATG wrote:

How is it that Cybargs seems to understand U.S. law better than the average American?

what is an "average American"?

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

After Glenn Beck, a man who may or may not have RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Cybarg if you took APUSH you should know about the fuckin Supremacy Clause.

10th amendment giving the power of states to secede, what a joke. Where the hell do you get that in one line?

Cybargs wrote:

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

Cybarg if you took APUSH you should know about the fuckin Supremacy Clause.

10th amendment giving the power of states to secede, what a joke. Where the hell do you get that in one line?

Where does it state in US law that states cannot secede? If you can find a federal law then go ahead, and I will be stand corrected. And yes I do know about the supremacy clause, calling federal law to be greater than state laws. Thats why weed is illegal looooooooooooool.

Iconic Irony wrote:

Doctor Strangelove wrote:

After Glenn Beck, a man who may or may not have RAPED AND MURDERED A YOUNG GIRL IN 1990.

I thought that was Bob Saget.

Flaming_Maniac wrote:

And source for the Jefferson thing.

Whether we remain in one confederacy, or form into Atlantic and Mississippi confederacies, I believe not very important to the happiness of either part. Those of the Western confederacy will be as much our children & descendants as those of the Eastern." He wrote that if those of the Mississippi valley should "see their interest in separation, why should we take side with our Atlantic rather than our Mississippi descendants? It is the elder and the younger son differing. God bless them both, & keep them in Union, if it be for their good, but separate them, if it be better."