Unfortunately I have no pictures to back this up since I couldn't exactly bust out my camera in the middle of a lecture and get proof... but it's a good story nonetheless.
OK - so the lecture hall I was in has stadium-style seating. Being a programming class, naturally almost everyone there had a laptop with them. There was this one chick (who wasn't all that attractive) sitting in the row in front of my friend and I. What was funny was that she was having a Skype video chat with her very hot female friend. We could see ourselves in the little preview window of her Skype call, so we get the idea: "Let's fuck with her."
So my friend says we should make a sign and hold it up. What can we write, though, he asks? I say "Let's write: SHOW US YOUR TITS". Fuckin slam dunk idea! Grab a sheet of paper and a blue highlighter and we go to work. Sign made. Done. OK - my friend was in the best position to hold it, so he takes the sign. I'm thinking, she's doing to see it in her own preview window and see what it says and smack him in the face (which would also be fuckin hilarious!). Of course she sees it and she wants to know what was on the sign, since my friend pulled it away just when she noticed he was there holding it (all he had to do was hang it over the edge of the desk). Oh man, now he's definitely getting smacked. No, the ugly chick starts LAUGHING and holds it up for Hotty to see. What happens next? Hotty starts laughing. OK, a little lame, but still funny. I'm trying with all my might NOT to double over laughing.
Next thing I know, Hotty gets up, takes her shirt off and starts jiggling her breasts around for the camera and grabbing and squeezing them. Unfortunately, she had a bra on, so that kinda sucked. I could only see half the screen, though. My friend realizes this and says to Ugly, "My friend didn't see the whole thing." Ugly turns the screen towards me and tells her friend to do it again. SHE DOES IT!!! HAHAH, now we're in tears laughing and chuckling and trying our damnedest not to be loud.
I say to Ugly, "All or nothing." She says it to her friend. They laugh and invite us out for drinks Thursday night.
OK - so the lecture hall I was in has stadium-style seating. Being a programming class, naturally almost everyone there had a laptop with them. There was this one chick (who wasn't all that attractive) sitting in the row in front of my friend and I. What was funny was that she was having a Skype video chat with her very hot female friend. We could see ourselves in the little preview window of her Skype call, so we get the idea: "Let's fuck with her."
So my friend says we should make a sign and hold it up. What can we write, though, he asks? I say "Let's write: SHOW US YOUR TITS". Fuckin slam dunk idea! Grab a sheet of paper and a blue highlighter and we go to work. Sign made. Done. OK - my friend was in the best position to hold it, so he takes the sign. I'm thinking, she's doing to see it in her own preview window and see what it says and smack him in the face (which would also be fuckin hilarious!). Of course she sees it and she wants to know what was on the sign, since my friend pulled it away just when she noticed he was there holding it (all he had to do was hang it over the edge of the desk). Oh man, now he's definitely getting smacked. No, the ugly chick starts LAUGHING and holds it up for Hotty to see. What happens next? Hotty starts laughing. OK, a little lame, but still funny. I'm trying with all my might NOT to double over laughing.
Next thing I know, Hotty gets up, takes her shirt off and starts jiggling her breasts around for the camera and grabbing and squeezing them. Unfortunately, she had a bra on, so that kinda sucked. I could only see half the screen, though. My friend realizes this and says to Ugly, "My friend didn't see the whole thing." Ugly turns the screen towards me and tells her friend to do it again. SHE DOES IT!!! HAHAH, now we're in tears laughing and chuckling and trying our damnedest not to be loud.
I say to Ugly, "All or nothing." She says it to her friend. They laugh and invite us out for drinks Thursday night.
