hmmm reminds me of cake-incest
Apparently the fourth book gets pretty intense.
http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2 … Page1.html
Some highlights:
http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2 … Page1.html
Some highlights:
Maybe I'll go preorder ticketsSite wrote:
Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised. Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness.
Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!
The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine.
In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth.
I'd actually watch that, it sounds like Aliens!Arc wrote:
Apparently the fourth book gets pretty intense.
http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2 … Page1.html
Some highlights:Maybe I'll go preorder ticketsSite wrote:
Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised. Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness.
Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!
The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine.
In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth.
Hahahaha
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!
ghettoperson wrote:
I'd actually watch that, it sounds like Aliens!Arc wrote:
Apparently the fourth book gets pretty intense.
http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/2 … Page1.html
Some highlights:Maybe I'll go preorder ticketsSite wrote:
Breaking Dawn opens with Bella Swan, the lacteal heroine of the series, finally getting married to Edward Cullen, the mopey vampire hero. They go off to honeymoon on Isle Esme, a Brazilian island the Cullen clan owns (this is already ridiculous beyond belief. Imagine a vampire going snorkeling; it basically happens in this book), and Edward is afraid to fuck his new bride. The reason: he's super strong and she's just a human - Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex type of situation here. But Bella wears him down and Edward throws it in her - and knocks her the fuck out, leaving her badly bruised. Let's go over that again: Edward fucks Bella into unconsciousness.
Despite being knocked out cold by his sexual style (and having the headboard destroyed), Bella goes back to Edward for seconds. This time he knocks her up. Yes, an undead vampire apparently has enough viable sperm to impregnate a human woman while fucking her off the coast of Rio de Janero. Stephenie Meyer, you fabulous idiot!
The baby in Bella's belly starts growing incredibly fast. And it starts hurting Bella, as each kick it gives has the super strength of a vampire behind it. As it grows, Bella gets sicker, and then the good stuff starts. The baby kicks so hard it breaks Bella's ribs and then severs her spine.
In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth.
ROGUEDD wrote:
What the fuuuuuuuuuuck?
Edward has infinity stamina, that would be fucking epic.
Except he's freaking cold (Who wants a Popsicle shoved up your cunt)?
Except he's freaking cold (Who wants a Popsicle shoved up your cunt)?
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Does that count as Twincest?
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Your mu--Sh1fty- wrote:
Edward has infinity stamina, that would be fucking epic.
Except he's freaking cold (Who wants a Popsicle shoved up your cunt)?
I'll stop there.
Yeah you'd love to get fucked by someone with infinite stamina, wouldn't you?-Sh1fty- wrote:
Edward has infinity stamina, that would be fucking epic.
Except he's freaking cold (Who wants a Popsicle shoved up your cunt)?
I dunno but there better be chocoalate under thereDoctor Strangelove wrote:
Does that count as Twincest?