BF2S Forums EE Chat - December

M.O.A.B wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

baggs wrote:

Well i imagine most Aussies have a mullet and drive a 'ute. Am i even close?

Most of us are more civilised than you think.

We ride kangaroos.

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If they could, they would have. But don't say it hasn't been tried. How else has humanity managed to make use of animals like Horses, Elephants, Camels and shit, you gotta start somewhere. I'm sure we've tried to ride at some point in history roughly 90% of all animals that look ridable. Most resulting in some sort of injury

DBBrinson1 wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

baggs wrote:

Well i imagine most Aussies have a mullet and drive a 'ute. Am i even close?

Most of us are more civilised than you think.

We ride kangaroos.

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If it did, I'd totally have one.

Absolutely,

Mekstizzle wrote:

M.O.A.B wrote:

AussieReaper wrote:

Most of us are more civilised than you think.

We ride kangaroos.

http://static.bf2s.com/files/user/28748 … photos.jpg

If they could, they would have. But don't say it hasn't been tried. How else has humanity managed to make use of animals like Horses, Elephants, Camels and shit, you gotta start somewhere. I'm sure we've tried to ride at some point in history roughly 90% of all animals that look ridable. Most resulting in some sort of injury

I heard on the radio once (forget the station) but they were wondering who was the first person to taste cows milk, and what drove them to try it considering what it looks like and what its source looks like

Uzique wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Le Mans -0.25 AH = Le Mans -0,25 Asian Handicap

If Le Mans wins, you win, if they lose, you lose. If it's a draw, you get half your stakes back.


Marseille -1 AH;

If Marseille win with more than one goal, you win. If they draw or lose, you lose. If they win by exactly one goal, you get your money back.

come on though jens seriously gambling on the races and sports is hardly a classy affair...

you need to get into a london gentleman's club and play some bridge

this whole wine-tasting + online gambling thing is frankly muddling your image

Gambling on horses and hounds can be classy. I mean gawd, did you not see Casino Royale?

I lost $15,000 once in Vegas in about 10 minutes.

Roulette  fml

King_County_Downy wrote:

I lost $15,000 once in Vegas in about 10 minutes.

Roulette  fml

Shoulda bet on noir.

Mekstizzle wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

I lost $15,000 once in Vegas in about 10 minutes.

Roulette  fml

Shoulda bet on noir.

Shoulda bet on rouge

Shoulda bet on losin' 15k

Uzique wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Uzique wrote:

come on though jens seriously gambling on the races and sports is hardly a classy affair...

you need to get into a london gentleman's club and play some bridge

this whole wine-tasting + online gambling thing is frankly muddling your image

Gambling on horses and hounds can be classy. I mean gawd, did you not see Casino Royale?

no, no it's not. extend your class ambitions above the petit-bourgeoisie!

But if I throw around cash on the worst horses and talked to everyone about fine wines and private jets walking around in my Banana Republic suit WILL I THEN NOT BE LOOKED UPON AS A CLASSY TRES-GRAND-BOURGOISIE?!?!?!

PrivateVendetta wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

That's exactly what I bet on.

$50 on black -lose
$100 on black -lose
$200 on black - lands on 00 -lose
$500 on black -lose
At this point I was determined to get my money back...

$1000 on black -lose
Table max is $5,000.... I go for it, -lose
One more hand at $5000 -lose

FUCK.

Slow learner?

Indeed.
I felt so smart when I left that casino.

King_County_Downy wrote:

DBBrinson1 wrote:

King_County_Downy wrote:

I lost $15,000 once in Vegas in about 10 minutes.

Roulette  fml

Shoulda bet on noir.

That's exactly what I bet on.

$50 on black -lose
$100 on black -lose
$200 on black - lands on 00 -lose
$500 on black -lose
At this point I was determined to get my money back...

$1000 on black -lose
Table max is $5,000.... I go for it, -lose
One more hand at $5000 -lose

FUCK.

Someone wrote:

Shoulda bet on rouge

The best part was trying to think of what to say to the dealer who fronted me the 10lbs of weed I had just sold in Arizona for him.

Jenspm wrote:

Uzique wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Gambling on horses and hounds can be classy. I mean gawd, did you not see Casino Royale?

no, no it's not. extend your class ambitions above the petit-bourgeoisie!

But if I throw around cash on the worst horses and talked to everyone about fine wines and private jets walking around in my Banana Republic suit WILL I THEN NOT BE LOOKED UPON AS A CLASSY TRES-GRAND-BOURGOISIE?!?!?!

no

does norway even have an upper class, anyway, doesnt seem like the most provincial or gentile of places

Uzique wrote:

Jenspm wrote:

Uzique wrote:

no, no it's not. extend your class ambitions above the petit-bourgeoisie!

But if I throw around cash on the worst horses and talked to everyone about fine wines and private jets walking around in my Banana Republic suit WILL I THEN NOT BE LOOKED UPON AS A CLASSY TRES-GRAND-BOURGOISIE?!?!?!

no

does norway even have an upper class, anyway, doesnt seem like the most provincial or gentile of places

Nah, we're just all a huge population of socialist middle class, tbh D: