At the end of the day, you think the clerk actually gives a fuck?baggs wrote:
I think it's basic policy to hand the money over and let the authorities take care of getting it back, how is the bank clerk able to tell if they have accomplices or not. They have to take it on face value, they are being robbed.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Those girls are smaller than me. How the hell does the clerk give them money when they're unarmed?
They must wright one hell of a letter.
ROFL
(*write.)
hopefully they have better spelling than shifty hehbaggs wrote:
I think it's basic policy to hand the money over and let the authorities take care of getting it back, how is the bank clerk able to tell if they have accomplices or not. They have to take it on face value, they are being robbed.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Those girls are smaller than me. How the hell does the clerk give them money when they're unarmed?
They must wright one hell of a letter.
ROFL
(*write.)
since when was standard protocol to give whatever money the robbers ask for to the fuckin robbers? Seems dumbass to me, especially if they're still in nappies.
Well if you think about it, it makes sense to just hand it over, no damage to human life is worth any amount of money (well in an ethical society at least, we are talking banks here ).ruisleipa wrote:
since when was standard protocol to give whatever money the robbers ask for to the fuckin robbers? Seems dumbass to me, especially if they're still in nappies.
But yeah, it does seem absurd that two young girls can turn a bank over these days.
Hey I am like the Profiler...time to get into their cirminal mind: You know they are the mall probably in the Verizon Wireless shop buying Blackberries
I'm gonna go in a bank and threaten them with my huge erction cunningly hidden in my pants so it looks like a big gun then scream gimme all yer fuckin money before I blow a load in your face biyaatch.
wlil that work d'ya think? Actually here in Finland they'd tell me to fuck off. Plus my wife works in my bank so that's double fail, dammit.
wlil that work d'ya think? Actually here in Finland they'd tell me to fuck off. Plus my wife works in my bank so that's double fail, dammit.
"Hello, this is SUPO calling. We heard you are planning on robbing a bank. Are you home? Good. Stay put and well send a dozen squad cars to collect you. Thank you for your co-operation."ruisleipa wrote:
I'm gonna go in a bank and threaten them with my huge erction cunningly hidden in my pants so it looks like a big gun then scream gimme all yer fuckin money before I blow a load in your face biyaatch.
wlil that work d'ya think? Actually here in Finland they'd tell me to fuck off. Plus my wife works in my bank so that's double fail, dammit.
it's interesting that you would put others lives in danger over money that isn't even yoursruisleipa wrote:
hopefully they have better spelling than shifty hehbaggs wrote:
I think it's basic policy to hand the money over and let the authorities take care of getting it back, how is the bank clerk able to tell if they have accomplices or not. They have to take it on face value, they are being robbed.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Those girls are smaller than me. How the hell does the clerk give them money when they're unarmed?
They must wright one hell of a letter.
ROFL
(*write.)
since when was standard protocol to give whatever money the robbers ask for to the fuckin robbers? Seems dumbass to me, especially if they're still in nappies.
it's standard protocol to not piss off the people who may be armed in a crowded building... after they make threats
they fit the type of people in that area that are most likely to be able to easily acquire a handgun illegally as well.
Speaking of Finnish bank robberies, did you guys ever seen the episode of the Dudesons where they rob a bank dressed as animals with water pistols, and steal a potted plant?Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Hello, this is SUPO calling. We heard you are planning on robbing a bank. Are you home? Good. Stay put and well send a dozen squad cars to collect you. Thank you for your co-operation."ruisleipa wrote:
I'm gonna go in a bank and threaten them with my huge erction cunningly hidden in my pants so it looks like a big gun then scream gimme all yer fuckin money before I blow a load in your face biyaatch.
wlil that work d'ya think? Actually here in Finland they'd tell me to fuck off. Plus my wife works in my bank so that's double fail, dammit.
Don't think I've seen that one.ghettoperson wrote:
Speaking of Finnish bank robberies, did you guys ever seen the episode of the Dudesons where they rob a bank dressed as animals with water pistols, and steal a potted plant?Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Hello, this is SUPO calling. We heard you are planning on robbing a bank. Are you home? Good. Stay put and well send a dozen squad cars to collect you. Thank you for your co-operation."ruisleipa wrote:
I'm gonna go in a bank and threaten them with my huge erction cunningly hidden in my pants so it looks like a big gun then scream gimme all yer fuckin money before I blow a load in your face biyaatch.
wlil that work d'ya think? Actually here in Finland they'd tell me to fuck off. Plus my wife works in my bank so that's double fail, dammit.
come on man the girls were fuckin still in diapers.krazed wrote:
it's interesting that you would put others lives in danger over money that isn't even yours
it's standard protocol to not piss off the people who may be armed in a crowded building... after they make threats
they fit the type of people in that area that are most likely to be able to easily acquire a handgun illegally as well.
oh hang on SUPO's at the do... *bang bang*
better safe then dead/wounded
Hell if they can do it unarmed I'm going to head over to UBS in a few hours with an M4.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Please, PLEASE do, and when the police tell you to drop it, take aim.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Hell if they can do it unarmed I'm going to head over to UBS in a few hours with an M4.
Okay, I've killed all the cops, I hear helicopters what should I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Please, PLEASE do, and when the police tell you to drop it, take aim.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Hell if they can do it unarmed I'm going to head over to UBS in a few hours with an M4.
(This could turn into a funny/epic story type thread)
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Ultrafunkula wrote:
Don't think I've seen that one.ghettoperson wrote:
Speaking of Finnish bank robberies, did you guys ever seen the episode of the Dudesons where they rob a bank dressed as animals with water pistols, and steal a potted plant?Ultrafunkula wrote:
"Hello, this is SUPO calling. We heard you are planning on robbing a bank. Are you home? Good. Stay put and well send a dozen squad cars to collect you. Thank you for your co-operation."
I fucking love the Dudesons.
no, no it won't-Sh1fty- wrote:
Okay, I've killed all the cops, I hear helicopters what should I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Please, PLEASE do, and when the police tell you to drop it, take aim.-Sh1fty- wrote:
Hell if they can do it unarmed I'm going to head over to UBS in a few hours with an M4.
(This could turn into a funny/epic story type thread)
LMAO
as much as you want it to, it won't, you little bender.krazed wrote:
no, no it won't-Sh1fty- wrote:
Okay, I've killed all the cops, I hear helicopters what should I do?The Sheriff wrote:
Please, PLEASE do, and when the police tell you to drop it, take aim.
(This could turn into a funny/epic story type thread)
this will never happen to you cos bf2s hates you.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
probably
-Sh1fty- wrote:
(This could turn into a funny/epic story type thread)
Last edited by henno13 (2010-01-06 10:28:39)
Did he not realise that what I told him to do would end up in him being shot and killed?
come on Surg, he is a dipshit.The Sheriff wrote:
Did he not realise that what I told him to do would end up in him being shot and killed?
Probably not.The Sheriff wrote:
Did he not realise that what I told him to do would end up in him being shot and killed?
whaddya mean?baggs wrote:
Spoiler (highlight to read):
probably
LMAO
That's Chairman LMAO to youDoctor Strangelove wrote:
LMAO