Now wat?
gamble, buy pr0n, get some jailbait, then go smoke a cig
I remember when everyone on the internet was older than me.
Get a job ya lazy bum.
just 3 more years and you can legally drink to your health
The US economy is a giant Ponzi scheme. And 'to big to fail' is code speak for 'niahnahniahniahnah 99 percenters'
Go to the pub.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
Go to college and get wasted playing beer pong.
12 more days brah. Then I can join this elaborate club.
I think I'll buy a lotto ticket though.
I think I'll buy some Jim Beam as a celebratory gift for myself.
This is what I shall do, however maybe not smoke a cig, but rather a huge ass Cuban cigar. And Im too pussy to get sum jb. And who buys pr0n?=NHB=Shadow wrote:
gamble, buy pr0n, get some jailbait, then go smoke a cig
I think I'll buy a lotto ticket though.
lololStubbee wrote:
just 3 more years and you can legally drink to your health
I think I'll buy some Jim Beam as a celebratory gift for myself.
noice 
Sif.
Get Gentleman's Jack to celebrate. Unless you mean tits-off-your-face-drunk with some mates, in which case get tequila.
Get Gentleman's Jack to celebrate. Unless you mean tits-off-your-face-drunk with some mates, in which case get tequila.
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
MMMmmmmmmmmmmm
Despite being largely overweight, Im still a lightweight. I use to have vodka shots, but its rather tasteless. Jim has that nicer taste, and gives basically the same effect (for me, at least).
I lived on UDLs and vodka at schoolies though, how fun that was
Despite being largely overweight, Im still a lightweight. I use to have vodka shots, but its rather tasteless. Jim has that nicer taste, and gives basically the same effect (for me, at least).
I lived on UDLs and vodka at schoolies though, how fun that was
noice
I'm turning 18 in 13 days
Who drinks shots for the taste? Seriously.
I'm 23, what should I do?
Id rather have a shot that has a better taste than something which doesnt.nukchebi0 wrote:
Who drinks shots for the taste? Seriously.
idunnomtb0minime wrote:
I'm 23, what should I do?
noice
Dude, if you get enough tequila everybody will be maggoted anyway. That shit is rank.KuSTaV wrote:
MMMmmmmmmmmmmm
Despite being largely overweight, Im still a lightweight. I use to have vodka shots, but its rather tasteless. Jim has that nicer taste, and gives basically the same effect (for me, at least).
I lived on UDLs and vodka at schoolies though, how fun that was
Whoa... Can't believe these forums are still kicking.
I'm 12, what should I do?
Tap some jailbait before your 18DefCon-17 wrote:
I'm 12, what should I do?
/golfclap
JELLO shots
Hello World
الشعب يريد اسقاط النظام
...show me the schematic
...show me the schematic
Tyler Durden wrote:
After I graduated, I called him long distance and asked, "Now what?" He said, "Get a job." When I turned twenty-five, I called him and asked,
"Now what?" He said, "I don't know. Get married."
I´m 25Ultrafunkula wrote:
Tyler Durden wrote:
After I graduated, I called him long distance and asked, "Now what?" He said, "Get a job." When I turned twenty-five, I called him and asked,
"Now what?" He said, "I don't know. Get married."
Uh-oh... So then. Your ass is on the Las Vegas plane next month. I'm sure the rest of the gang can manage to pair you up with some hook... I mean strip... eh, transv... well you know. A human of sorts. If not, you can always pretend to be a happy couple with Ghetto. You know how open minded those Dutchies areSisco10 wrote:
I´m 25Ultrafunkula wrote:
Tyler Durden wrote:
After I graduated, I called him long distance and asked, "Now what?" He said, "Get a job." When I turned twenty-five, I called him and asked,
"Now what?" He said, "I don't know. Get married."
NO alice cooper in this thread???