Adding onto an old list of Murphy's Law from a time ago, I am adding to it. Add what you like. (forgot where the original post is but I know it ended at 50 )
And they are all good examples of what can and WILL go wrong for u in bf2
51. When you hear Artillery run for cover and you notice on the screen you are the only one hit; or stand still and the same thing happens.
52. Knives can kill you through walls.
53. When asking for a pickup the vehicle will speed by with only the driver.
54. When asking for ammo as 6 support stand and stare then run off without giving any bags.
55. Being revived 23 times in front of a tank.
56. The sniper you saw peering at you will kill you.
57. TOW missle will kill in one shot, except when you are using it.
58. Grenades are the multipurpose weapon of choice.
59. Pilots of helos are the main gunners, the gunner is actually an extra seat for the J-10 that gets 2 kills instead of one.
60. Bombing runs consist of teamkilling.
61. Night maps are for driving into walls and rivers.
62. Don't take the last flag, your team will get mad at you because they want to rape and rack up points.
63. Night Maps are great for sniping, except when the night vision goggle timer runs out.
64. When flying a jet - trees and buildings are your worst enemy.
65. Statpadding is when you get killed by the same person twice.
66. Haxor is when you get killed by the person once.
67. Cheating is when you missed your target.
68. When you hear ' Let me fly' , you know something bad is gonna happen.
69. Trying to knife a tank will get you a ribbon.
70. Water is dangerous for all vehicles, including boats.
71. PKM can kill you in one shot 500 meters away.
72. Teamkillers never get in a vehicle more than 2 seconds and last.
73. Ray Charles would do better shooting than you would.
74. You are lookiing for the modified gangsta pistol holding Mod, so you can shoot better.
75. Looking for a medpak and finally getting 2 inches from it and you die of someone throwing a rock.
76. Getting killed by a wheelbarrow and a forklift gives a whole new meaning.
77. Wishing you could jump buildings because you already have a 7.3 vertical.
78. Your favorite hiding place was just found.
79. Going on top of buildings is instant suicide.
80. Spending 20 minutes shooting at the UAV and finally goes down just to respawn at the same place.
81. Better to ram a chopper than to shoot at it, you'll miss if you shoot.
82. Spec Ops get more tank kills than the AT.
83. Filling up the Transport Chopper means alot of points for the other team.
And they are all good examples of what can and WILL go wrong for u in bf2
51. When you hear Artillery run for cover and you notice on the screen you are the only one hit; or stand still and the same thing happens.
52. Knives can kill you through walls.
53. When asking for a pickup the vehicle will speed by with only the driver.
54. When asking for ammo as 6 support stand and stare then run off without giving any bags.
55. Being revived 23 times in front of a tank.
56. The sniper you saw peering at you will kill you.
57. TOW missle will kill in one shot, except when you are using it.
58. Grenades are the multipurpose weapon of choice.
59. Pilots of helos are the main gunners, the gunner is actually an extra seat for the J-10 that gets 2 kills instead of one.
60. Bombing runs consist of teamkilling.
61. Night maps are for driving into walls and rivers.
62. Don't take the last flag, your team will get mad at you because they want to rape and rack up points.
63. Night Maps are great for sniping, except when the night vision goggle timer runs out.
64. When flying a jet - trees and buildings are your worst enemy.
65. Statpadding is when you get killed by the same person twice.
66. Haxor is when you get killed by the person once.
67. Cheating is when you missed your target.
68. When you hear ' Let me fly' , you know something bad is gonna happen.
69. Trying to knife a tank will get you a ribbon.
70. Water is dangerous for all vehicles, including boats.
71. PKM can kill you in one shot 500 meters away.
72. Teamkillers never get in a vehicle more than 2 seconds and last.
73. Ray Charles would do better shooting than you would.
74. You are lookiing for the modified gangsta pistol holding Mod, so you can shoot better.
75. Looking for a medpak and finally getting 2 inches from it and you die of someone throwing a rock.
76. Getting killed by a wheelbarrow and a forklift gives a whole new meaning.
77. Wishing you could jump buildings because you already have a 7.3 vertical.
78. Your favorite hiding place was just found.
79. Going on top of buildings is instant suicide.
80. Spending 20 minutes shooting at the UAV and finally goes down just to respawn at the same place.
81. Better to ram a chopper than to shoot at it, you'll miss if you shoot.
82. Spec Ops get more tank kills than the AT.
83. Filling up the Transport Chopper means alot of points for the other team.
