Weight loss machine

2010-01-13 08:31:55

#1

Hakei: Banned; +295|6410

I had an idea. You know when sometimes you position your body in a certain way and your legs starts to gitter for no reason? It starts to spasm and you have to do nothing to keep it going?

Well, if you found a way to create that reaction constantly, couldn't you leave your legs spasming for hours and you'd lose body weight / calories?

2010-01-13 08:32:54

#2

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7012|Seattle

I think they make some type of shocker thing that does that.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-01-13 08:33:58

#3

Bevo: Nah; +718|6936|Austin, Texas

Strap self with electrodes
power on
???
Profit
???
Heart failure
???

2010-01-13 08:34:53

#4

Mekstizzle: WALKER; +3,611|7036|London, England

2010-01-13 08:35:20

#5

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6203|Catherine Black

Bevo wrote:
Strap self with electrodes
power on
???
Profit
???
Heart failure
???

I think one of those ? marks is death.

2010-01-13 08:36:18

#6

Lucien: Fantasma Parastasie; +1,451|7068

Ｗｈａｔ

worst idea of the year 2010

2010-01-13 08:38:00

#7

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7064

or why not reap the benefits of natural weight loss?

2010-01-13 08:38:06

#8

liquidat0r: wtf.; +2,223|7042|UK

Pretty sure this already exists.

2010-01-13 08:41:48

#9

King_County_Downy: shitfaced; +2,791|7012|Seattle

I'm a big beleiver in just eating less food.

Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it

2010-01-13 08:43:05

#10

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7064

I just released the nastiest fart and i'm pretty sure it's the protein supplements I'm taking...go au naturel!!

2010-01-13 08:51:04

#11

Hakei: Banned; +295|6410

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
or why not reap the benefits of natural weight loss?

Because people are fat, lazy, unmotivated and happy sitting on their ass all day.

2010-01-13 08:52:12

#12

Finray: Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro; +2,629|6203|Catherine Black

I'm pretty sure this has been done before. Puts you in a state in which you can't fully stand and you can't sit down either.

Yeah, I remember now. It was a torture method.

^{fucking aussies}

2010-01-13 08:55:25

#13

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7064

Hakei wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
or why not reap the benefits of natural weight loss?
Because people are fat, lazy, unmotivated and happy sitting on their ass all day.

Then they deserve to gain weight.../die of heartfailure which is an inevitable consequence of the aforementioned machine.

2010-01-13 09:02:35

#14

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6940|South Florida

http://www.amazon.com/Building-Ab-Abgym … B001BJ00BI

as seen on tv

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-01-13 09:05:08

#15

Hakei: Banned; +295|6410

..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Hakei wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
or why not reap the benefits of natural weight loss?
Because people are fat, lazy, unmotivated and happy sitting on their ass all day.
Then they deserve to gain weight.../die of heartfailure which is an inevitable consequence of the aforementioned machine.

Yes. You're missing the point - I'm not saying WOW, THAT'D SAVE LIVES. I'm saying wow, that would sell.

2010-01-13 09:11:00

#16

..teddy..jimmy: Member; +1,393|7064

Hakei wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Hakei wrote:

Because people are fat, lazy, unmotivated and happy sitting on their ass all day.
Then they deserve to gain weight.../die of heartfailure which is an inevitable consequence of the aforementioned machine.
Yes. You're missing the point - I'm not saying WOW, THAT'D SAVE LIVES. I'm saying wow, that would sell.

It exists and relatively unknown so methink nooooooo. I've heard the results are pretty shit because fat people think they can eat more as a result of getting stimulated...either that or they've been using it in dirty dirty ways.

Marketing crap if you ask me

2010-01-13 09:11:01

#17

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6993|Columbus, OH

Mitch wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Building-Ab-Abgymnic-Muscle-Stimulator/dp/B001BJ00BI

as seen on tv

for $6.00 it must suck ass.

I have seen the info commerical for the Contour

2010-01-13 09:11:50

#18

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6940|South Florida

Hakei wrote:
..teddy..jimmy wrote:
Hakei wrote:
Because people are fat, lazy, unmotivated and happy sitting on their ass all day.
Then they deserve to gain weight.../die of heartfailure which is an inevitable consequence of the aforementioned machine.
Yes. You're missing the point - I'm not saying WOW, THAT'D SAVE LIVES. I'm saying wow, that would sell.

Hakei has a point. people love shit that makes them lose weight without doing any work.

However, you have to remember, muscle stimulation produces muscle, you need cardio (heart racing, blood pumping, endurance building) to actually burn calories and carbs which translates to burning fat.

Last edited by Mitch (2010-01-13 09:15:58)

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-01-13 09:17:00

#19

Mitch: 16 more years; +877|6940|South Florida

loubot wrote:
Mitch wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Building-Ab-Abgymnic-Muscle-Stimulator/dp/B001BJ00BI

as seen on tv
for $6.00 it must suck ass.

I have seen the info commerical for the Contour

HA thats the one i was looking for. The commercials rape late night tv.

15 more years! 15 more years!

2010-01-13 09:22:34

#20

loubot: O' HAL naw!; +470|6993|Columbus, OH

Mitch wrote:
loubot wrote:
Mitch wrote:
http://www.amazon.com/Building-Ab-Abgymnic-Muscle-Stimulator/dp/B001BJ00BI

as seen on tv
for $6.00 it must suck ass.

I have seen the info commerical for the Contour
HA thats the one i was looking for. The commercials rape late night tv.

I know I get pissed when all cable channels are running this info

2010-01-13 22:21:01

#21

FEOS: Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate; +1,182|6826|'Murka

Amazing weight loss idea:

Spoiler (highlight to read):
eat less. exercise more.

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