Bmw drivers, asses?

2010-01-17 13:27:39

#1

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6168|Roma

What is up all BMW owners, they drive like lunatics for fucks sake.
I saw:
- A Z4 driver over take an ambulance that had sirens on.
- An X6 driver over take cars by going on the wrong side of the road with incoming traffic.
- A couple of Series/M 3 drivers go at 140kmh in the centre of Rome.
- An X5 occupying two parking places.
- A series 3 driver revving his engine at a traffic light, and then when green came stalled the car twice.
- Another M3 doing 120kmh on a mountain road with tight turns at dark with lots of cars.
Seriously... yes we get that your BMW is fast and smart and German, but the road is not yours.
If you crash and die no one will feel sorry for you, you deserve to die and made the world a better and safer place.
I know not all BMW drivers are asses but most of the people doing stupid shit on the road are BMW drivers.

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2010-01-17 13:28:51

#2

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7064

You do live in Italy though, everyone there drives like shit.

2010-01-17 13:30:57

#3

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6286|00770

bmw is shit.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-01-17 13:31:33

#4

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6374|Carnoustie

I'm a BMW driver and I'm not a dick . In the instances you mentioned I would call the authoritys, be it the cops or parking attendants

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2010-01-17 13:34:27

#5

The_Sniper_NM: Official EVGA Fanboy; +94|6528|SC | USA |

Rename thread to:

Italian drivers, asses?

In the US most bmw drivers are fiscally conservative middle aged lawyers/doctors. They do not dive fast.

Well, except for the M drivers. They're a whole different kind of person.

2010-01-17 13:34:48

#6

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6885

bmw mercs and audi drivers all have phallic complexes

stating the obvious; half the point of buying those brands is to buy into the big-dick persona

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2010-01-17 13:34:51

#7

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6687

I find Audi and citroen drivers to be even bigger cocks.

2010-01-17 13:37:13

#8

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6374|Carnoustie

There's something about the M "mentality" I just don't understand. In my view a BMW is for chilling out in and getting to your location de-stressed, not a boy racers wet dream

I Friggin Love The Nhs

2010-01-17 13:38:27

#9

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5924|America

Eifa wrote:
bmw is shit.

Ban

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2010-01-17 13:39:43

#10

Metal-Eater-GR: I can haz titanium paancakez?; +490|6687

Eifa wrote:
bmw is shit.

I would have said /fail, but you are a woman so your opinion about cars is excused.

2010-01-17 13:40:03

#11

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6168|Roma

ghettoperson wrote:
You do live in Italy though, everyone there drives like shit.

Thats not true.

2010-01-17 13:41:17

#12

PrivateVendetta: I DEMAND XMAS THEME; +704|6606|Roma

M series are teh sex though.

On a side note, my dad wants an M3 next after his WRX, and my mum has an Audi which i drive.
Does that make us all douchebags?

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2010-01-17 13:43:06

#13

Toilet Sex: one love, one pig; +1,775|6987

we only seem like dickheads to inferiors

get out of my way

♥

2010-01-17 13:44:09

#14

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6374|Carnoustie

Uzique wrote:
bmw mercs and audi drivers all have phallic complexes

stating the obvious; half the point of buying those brands is to buy into the big-dick persona

I bought my BMW because they are reliable and depreciate like nothing on earth so a cheap one is easy to find, I'm quite happy with my willy thanks

I Friggin Love The Nhs

2010-01-17 13:50:01

#15

ghettoperson: Member; +1,943|7064

jay_courage wrote:
Uzique wrote:
bmw mercs and audi drivers all have phallic complexes

stating the obvious; half the point of buying those brands is to buy into the big-dick persona
I bought my BMW because they are reliable and depreciate like nothing on earth so a cheap one is easy to find, I'm quite happy with my willy thanks

True dat, you get a lot of car for your money if you buy second hand.

2010-01-17 13:51:28

#16

Jenspm: penis; +1,716|7147|St. Andrews / Oslo

Uzique wrote:
Lamborghini drivers all have phallic complexes

stating the obvious; half the point of buying those brands is to buy into the big-dick persona

fixed <3

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2010-01-17 14:01:21

#17

Uzique: dasein.; +2,865|6885

hell i dont care about my dad's penis, he can drive what he likes

and i dont really hate bmw/audi/merc drivers anyway, i was just playing on the clique-stereotype. generalisations, you know...

im the regional manager of a dog-food company from stoke-on-trent and i have a 5-series and a nearly-three-figure-salary get-out-of-my-way

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2010-01-17 14:04:33

#18

Eifa: Never regret anything that ever made you smile.; +923|6286|00770

Metal-Eater-GR wrote:
Eifa wrote:
bmw is shit.
I would have said /fail, but you are a woman so your opinion about cars is excused.

i am allowed to have my opinion now am i?
i've never liked the car, and i never will.
doesn't mean that the cars are shit, never meant that.
i just don't like the brand. at all.

No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.

2010-01-17 14:05:08

#19

seymorebutts443: Ready for combat; +211|7010|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA

ghettoperson wrote:
You do live in Italy though, everyone there drives like shit.

Italy is like the New Jersey of Europe.

2010-01-17 14:06:47

#20

Miggle: FUCK UBISOFT; +1,411|7157|FUCK UBISOFT

seymorebutts443 wrote:
ghettoperson wrote:
You do live in Italy though, everyone there drives like shit.
Italy is like the New Jersey of Europe.

probably because everyone in new jersey is italian...

2010-01-17 14:07:12

#21

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6168|Roma

Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors

get out of my way

I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.

2010-01-17 14:08:44

#22

CanadianLoser: Meow :3 :3; +1,148|6923

asses, bmw drivers?*

2010-01-17 14:09:41

#23

jay_courage: Alive in a sea of mediocre; +131|6374|Carnoustie

Uzique wrote:
hell i dont care about my dad's penis, he can drive what he likes

and i dont really hate bmw/audi/merc drivers anyway, i was just playing on the clique-stereotype. generalisations, you know...

im the regional manager of a dog-food company from stoke-on-trent and i have a 5-series and a nearly-three-figure-salary get-out-of-my-way

Totally agree with you there, I can't stand people who use their cars as battering rams/get out my way you filthy peasent. I see this and I just think "chill the fuck out, do you really need to be at that lunch date a minute early"

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2010-01-17 14:10:56

#24

Blade4509: Wrench turnin' fool; +202|5924|America

aerodynamic wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors

get out of my way
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.

Well if you could get over 30 kmh and not rollover going slower than that around corners you could try to catch him, only to cause a fender bender.

"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"

2010-01-17 14:11:08

#25

aerodynamic: FOCKING HELL; +241|6168|Roma

Uzique wrote:
hell i dont care about my dad's penis, he can drive what he likes

and i dont really hate bmw/audi/merc drivers anyway, i was just playing on the clique-stereotype. generalisations, you know...

im the regional manager of a dog-food company from stoke-on-trent and i have a 5-series and a nearly-three-figure-salary get-out-of-my-way

As i said i know not all bmw drivers are assholes but the overall majority are.

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