my small penis and love for BMWs is unrelated...
kaerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors
get out of my way
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i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.Blade4509 wrote:
Well if you could get over 30 kmh and not rollover going slower than that around corners you could try to catch him, only to cause a fender bender.aerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors
get out of my way
don't think so lolaerodynamic wrote:
i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.Blade4509 wrote:
Well if you could get over 30 kmh and not rollover going slower than that around corners you could try to catch him, only to cause a fender bender.aerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.
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k.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lolaerodynamic wrote:
i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.Blade4509 wrote:
Well if you could get over 30 kmh and not rollover going slower than that around corners you could try to catch him, only to cause a fender bender.
lolaerodynamic wrote:
k.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lolaerodynamic wrote:
i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.
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You might have the power to match, but you're a fatty compared.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lolaerodynamic wrote:
i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.Blade4509 wrote:
Well if you could get over 30 kmh and not rollover going slower than that around corners you could try to catch him, only to cause a fender bender.
well i could always go for a frontal crash.PrivateVendetta wrote:
You might have the power to match, but you're a fatty compared.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lolaerodynamic wrote:
i think my supercharged jaguar engine can catch him.
omg no please don't crash into meaerodynamic wrote:
well i could always go for a frontal crash.PrivateVendetta wrote:
You might have the power to match, but you're a fatty compared.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lol
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When he's annoying you by wanting you to get out the way?aerodynamic wrote:
well i could always go for a frontal crash.PrivateVendetta wrote:
You might have the power to match, but you're a fatty compared.Toilet Sex wrote:
don't think so lol
y.PrivateVendetta wrote:
When he's annoying you by wanting you to get out the way?aerodynamic wrote:
well i could always go for a frontal crash.PrivateVendetta wrote:
You might have the power to match, but you're a fatty compared.
The fuck?
How you gonna know you want to crush him when he won't be making you get out the way if you're coming the other way?aerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors
get out of my way
he's in Rome so spends all day making pizzasPrivateVendetta wrote:
The fuck?How you gonna know you want to crush him when he won't be making you get out the way if you're coming the other way?aerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors
get out of my way
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hackPrivateVendetta wrote:
The fuck?How you gonna know you want to crush him when he won't be making you get out the way if you're coming the other way?aerodynamic wrote:
I would gladly crush your bmw with my land rover.Toilet Sex wrote:
we only seem like dickheads to inferiors
get out of my way
And Macbeth drives a BMW, QED.ghettoperson wrote:
You do live in Italy though, everyone there drives like shit.
The huge BMW 4WDs really do look silly.
Fuck Israel
Aren't you the dumbass that drunk and drove than made a thread bragging about it?aerodynamic wrote:
If you crash and die no one will feel sorry for you, you deserve to die and made the world a better and safer place.
no, its not, its teh shitEifa wrote:
bmw is shit.
drunk and sweat like a slut, became sober and drove.Macbeth wrote:
Aren't you the dumbass that drunk and drove than made a thread bragging about it?aerodynamic wrote:
If you crash and die no one will feel sorry for you, you deserve to die and made the world a better and safer place.
Anyways, the tiny LED light that the recent Audi cars have, do any kind of help illuminating the road?
Like the ones thte R8 have.
http://www.vendiauto.com/autonuove-imgs/R8.jpg
always asked coz they look so weird.
Last edited by aerodynamic (2010-01-17 15:20:33)
tbf its just aside from the UK, Germany, Holland and all those funny Scandinavian countries, no-one in Europe can drive. at all.
Small hourglass island
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
Always raining and foggy
Use an umbrella
so FatherTeds, it's like a geographical oddity? fair weather = fucked up drivers?FatherTed wrote:
no-one in Europe can drive. at all.
well we do make great cars tho.FatherTed wrote:
tbf its just aside from the UK, Germany, Holland and all those funny Scandinavian countries, no-one in Europe can drive. at all.
Saw a Ferrari 430 Scuderia this afternoon. Fuck! that engine was loud.
bmws are overrated
True, there really is nothing special about them.
Fuck Israel
Some Dodge 1500 "Big Horn" drivers act like that here where I live.
Over here in Wales (tidy) when we see drivers doing most of those things they hold their arm out and shout at themaerodynamic wrote:
What is up all BMW owners, they drive like lunatics for fucks sake.
I saw:
- A Z4 driver over take an ambulance that had sirens on.
- An X6 driver over take cars by going on the wrong side of the road with incoming traffic.
- A couple of Series/M 3 drivers go at 140kmh in the centre of Rome.
- An X5 occupying two parking places.
- A series 3 driver revving his engine at a traffic light, and then when green came stalled the car twice.
- Another M3 doing 120kmh on a mountain road with tight turns at dark with lots of cars.
Seriously... yes we get that your BMW is fast and smart and German, but the road is not yours.
If you crash and die no one will feel sorry for you, you deserve to die and made the world a better and safer place.
I know not all BMW drivers are asses but most of the people doing stupid shit on the road are BMW drivers.
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