I have no idea what you mean by "flicked sand with your balls" ...
Fucked a girl on the beachCapnNismo wrote:
I have no idea what you mean by "flicked sand with your balls" ...
well why the hell didn't you just say that you goofy, Welsh bastard? lol
cos its swearing and you wont catch me swearing round these parts, plus its more fun to ask ya mates in the summer if you 'done any night time flicking on the sand' than 'did you fuck that fat piece I seen you leaving the club with'.CapnNismo wrote:
well why the hell didn't you just say that you goofy, Welsh bastard? lol
lolled
Fuck me, has Jesus come back yet again? This time as a fucking eagle of all things?whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
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Too bad you can't OD on pot. It would really do the world good if you could.
"Raise the flag high! Let the degenerates know who comes to claim their lives this day!"
please kys. thanksBlade4509 wrote:
Too bad you can't OD on pot. It would really do the world good if you could.
his signature sets you up with expectations of a fucking dumbass... and he delivers.whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
please kys. thanksBlade4509 wrote:
Too bad you can't OD on pot. It would really do the world good if you could.
kys
libertarian benefit collector - anti-academic super-intellectual. http://mixlr.com/the-little-phrase/
Let's get this straight.1927 wrote:
I cant speak for Godfather but every day I talk about smoking weed, not to impress anyone, Im 34 now, dont need to impress anyone, he might be the same.
Taking drugs is bad for you and you shouldn't do it. I wrote that in the hope to impress people, no Im not kidding for once.
The only people that are impressed by anyone talking about weed is 13-14 year olds. I ride a sport bike and I am a master scuba diver (going to go pro when summer comes around) if anything, that's 100x more impressive than consuming herb. I could talk about endangering my life every day by driving a motorcycle if you guys would like? Some people think thats cool. I just like the wind in my face and that extra power and cheap insurance. Or I could talk about all the places around the world I've been scuba diving? I'm going to Cocos island this summer on a live-aboard to dive, that island 300 miles off the coast of Costa Rica where they filmed Jurrasic Park? Yeah that one.
Yeah that makes me sound a lot more like a dick when I talk about that rather than, "yumm got a spliff of purple, delicious."
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The dude getting hysterical totally destroyed it for me.
I donĀ“t care if they were smoking weed, jerking off or raping a baby seal there. It would have been funny if the dude would just have shut up. Oh well.
I donĀ“t care if they were smoking weed, jerking off or raping a baby seal there. It would have been funny if the dude would just have shut up. Oh well.