#141 No matter where u part your tank to hop out and repair there will ALWAYS be an enemy soldier that steals it and kills u and half your team only to be the mistake that costs your team the game.
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its 141 for urs
142. if ur not getting shot, u will be soon
142. if ur not getting shot, u will be soon
Fixedcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
its 141 for urs
142. if ur not getting shot, u will be soon
good man good manCbass wrote:
Fixedcyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
its 141 for urs
142. if ur not getting shot, u will be soon
#143 U can drive your tank around a large map for 10 minutes without seeing anyone and the 1 second u stop to take a drink your blown up the the only spec-op in the game who u happen to park next to.
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144. All building ladders are wired to high voltage and if you try climbing them you will mysteriously die.
145. If you find a safe ladder and make it to the top you will find a mysterious box that says "Front toward enemy" that will send you flying across the whole map.
146. Killing an SU-34 from the back with your cannons will either project a mysterious black meteorite that will instantenously kill you or release a utlra high density parachute that destroys airplanes on touch.
147. Landing on top of an APC with a parachute will project it 40 feet into the air mysteriously killing both the driver and the person landing.
148. While being a commander the tank you're raining artilery onto will remain untouched until the person jumps out, then it will be destroyed with a direct hit.
149. People hiding under trees are invincible to artillery because trees have the amazing power of reflecting artillery shells just like in real life!
145. If you find a safe ladder and make it to the top you will find a mysterious box that says "Front toward enemy" that will send you flying across the whole map.
146. Killing an SU-34 from the back with your cannons will either project a mysterious black meteorite that will instantenously kill you or release a utlra high density parachute that destroys airplanes on touch.
147. Landing on top of an APC with a parachute will project it 40 feet into the air mysteriously killing both the driver and the person landing.
148. While being a commander the tank you're raining artilery onto will remain untouched until the person jumps out, then it will be destroyed with a direct hit.
149. People hiding under trees are invincible to artillery because trees have the amazing power of reflecting artillery shells just like in real life!
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150. When every soldier on the Battlefield starts to "effectively" use a popular gun that EA "tweaked" up, everyone else complains on forums and EA responds back with more buggy patchs in a week nerfing them and boosting other guns for future nerfing one more week later with more bugs...
#150 If your low on health your parachute will always fail to open when u jump off a building.
152. Your parachute has a 40% of deploying on pressing the release button. After it is deployed it has an additional 50% of closing again letting you plummet to your death.
153. If you somehow successfully jump into an aircraft (chopper/airplane) the aircraft has a 50% chance of spitting you right back out.
154. If you beat all odds and actually get into the gunner seat of an attack chopper it will mysteriously head towards the end of the map where an invisible person will shoot you to death.
153. If you somehow successfully jump into an aircraft (chopper/airplane) the aircraft has a 50% chance of spitting you right back out.
154. If you beat all odds and actually get into the gunner seat of an attack chopper it will mysteriously head towards the end of the map where an invisible person will shoot you to death.
155. The TOW is always pointing in exactly the wrong direction when you jump in, not just a few degrees, but 180 degrees !
156. The AA turret is always pointing in the wrong direction as well when you jump in.
157. The very minute (edit: second !) you LEAVE the TOW/AA turret, an enemy armor/plane shows up out of nowhere and bombs you and your teammates around you.
156. The AA turret is always pointing in the wrong direction as well when you jump in.
157. The very minute (edit: second !) you LEAVE the TOW/AA turret, an enemy armor/plane shows up out of nowhere and bombs you and your teammates around you.
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158. When driving a vehicle or chopper, out of bounds will kill you more than another plane/ vehicle.
159. When visiting a flyboy map, it brings you to tears when you think of the 'Mine' video.
160. When driving a tank; why is the enemy always where your turret isn't facing?
161. One who shoots first, will die.
162. Slingshots is a better weapon than the P90.
159. When visiting a flyboy map, it brings you to tears when you think of the 'Mine' video.
160. When driving a tank; why is the enemy always where your turret isn't facing?
161. One who shoots first, will die.
162. Slingshots is a better weapon than the P90.
163. Privates are most likely to pilot an important asset to the team more than officers
164. When a Spec-Ops sneaks up on your tank, you either miss killing him or lose him on your sight and get C4-ed OR, youhop out and try to whack him with your gun but instead he steals your tank and blasts you with your own tank to hell...
165. Your chopper is full and airborn and you just realized your keys aren't mapped and you forgot what did what.
166. Your grenade will kill someone only if he is either an enemy right on top of it...or a friendly 20ft away.
167. An Enemy grenade will kill everyone on your team within 100ft of it
168. If you win the race to the Jet, your prize will be a .50 cal shot to the head
169. Enemy DAO-12's can kill you from 100ft, but your DAO-12 can't kill from 100mm...
170. If you are in a jet, you will crash into a tree at 200ft in the air
171. If you are in a Helo, you will be killed by that friendly jet who had a lock on the enemy jet
172. When you are in the AA, you will be killed by a jet from 1000 m away and won't even sniff a missle lock...if you are in the jet, you will be killed by the AA from 1000m away without even your bomb-lock even noticing the AA
173. Friendly AA's are Enemy AA's according to the bomb target indicator
174. One shot from an L85A1 will kill you, but will NEVER get you a kill
175. When you are PLA on Wake, 1/2 of your team will be on the carrier when you have only 1 flag left
176. When you are USMC on Wake, 3/4 of your team will be on the carrier for the whole round
177. No matter how good your team is, MEC on Karkand = loss
178. When sniping from atop the crane, you will be killed by a pistol from a guy on the ground.
179. When trying to pick off a guy from behind who is sniping on the crane, he will magically know exactly where you are, turn around and fire one shot and kill you
180. As soon as you find the perfect sniping spot....enter enemy arty to kill you
181. When you are in the tank...everybody on the enemy team magically becomes AT and 6 rockets come out of nowhere to kill you
167. An Enemy grenade will kill everyone on your team within 100ft of it
168. If you win the race to the Jet, your prize will be a .50 cal shot to the head
169. Enemy DAO-12's can kill you from 100ft, but your DAO-12 can't kill from 100mm...
170. If you are in a jet, you will crash into a tree at 200ft in the air
171. If you are in a Helo, you will be killed by that friendly jet who had a lock on the enemy jet
172. When you are in the AA, you will be killed by a jet from 1000 m away and won't even sniff a missle lock...if you are in the jet, you will be killed by the AA from 1000m away without even your bomb-lock even noticing the AA
173. Friendly AA's are Enemy AA's according to the bomb target indicator
174. One shot from an L85A1 will kill you, but will NEVER get you a kill
175. When you are PLA on Wake, 1/2 of your team will be on the carrier when you have only 1 flag left
176. When you are USMC on Wake, 3/4 of your team will be on the carrier for the whole round
177. No matter how good your team is, MEC on Karkand = loss
178. When sniping from atop the crane, you will be killed by a pistol from a guy on the ground.
179. When trying to pick off a guy from behind who is sniping on the crane, he will magically know exactly where you are, turn around and fire one shot and kill you
180. As soon as you find the perfect sniping spot....enter enemy arty to kill you
181. When you are in the tank...everybody on the enemy team magically becomes AT and 6 rockets come out of nowhere to kill you
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That pisses me off so much.jjrp02 wrote:
When you are in the tank...everybody on the enemy team magically becomes AT and 6 rockets come out of nowhere to kill you
#whatever: an enemy tank capping your flag will take about 5 rockets and then kill you, whereas as the millisecond you jump in one, 5 aerial bombs will materialise on your head. See also; humvees killing your attack chopper.
ah....Delphy wrote:
That pisses me off so much.jjrp02 wrote:
When you are in the tank...everybody on the enemy team magically becomes AT and 6 rockets come out of nowhere to kill you
#whatever: an enemy tank capping your flag will take about 5 rockets and then kill you, whereas as the millisecond you jump in one, 5 aerial bombs will materialise on your head. See also; humvees killing your attack chopper.
#183. If you get in the gunner seat of an attack helo...you will be escorted to the edge of the map where you will be essentially TKd....
184. As soon as you get in the attack helo, you will hear "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep" where you will be killed by two shots of AA even though you are on the helipad
185. When the AA is destroyed when you are looking to get in it....it will respawn as soon as you are killed by the enemy jet's next bombing run.
186. When the AA is destroyed when you are in the jet/helo...it will respawn as soon as you get past it.
187. Missle lock on an enemy Black Hawk will result in all 6 of your missles going past it and through it and conveniently tking the fully loaded friendly Black Hawk on the other side of the map.
#188 Whenever u despritly need supply drop in armor, your commander will give it the the sniper who is claymore spamming your uncap as if the enemy will take it.
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189. Your commanding officer is always an idiot
190. If your CO is right, refer to rule 189.
191. Friendly fire isn't
192. Air Support will kill everyone - including your teammates
193. Artillary will kill everything within the radius, except for that tiny tree
194. Teamwork is very essential, it just gives the enemy sum1 else to shoot at
195. no matter how much u think a pirate is better than a ninja, ninjas are better in bf2 than pirates
196. Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
197. If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to!!
198. Never forget that the game is designed by the cheapest chinese game designers
199. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
200. If the plan is stupid and it works, its not stupid.
201.The side with the simplest uniforms wins (PLA)
202. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
203. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually be awarded the Medal of Honor.
204. Chopper gunners are born to kill anything that moves. including you
205. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
190. If your CO is right, refer to rule 189.
191. Friendly fire isn't
192. Air Support will kill everyone - including your teammates
193. Artillary will kill everything within the radius, except for that tiny tree
194. Teamwork is very essential, it just gives the enemy sum1 else to shoot at
195. no matter how much u think a pirate is better than a ninja, ninjas are better in bf2 than pirates
196. Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are always needed to successfully complete the flight.
197. If something hasn't broken on your helicopter, it's about to!!
198. Never forget that the game is designed by the cheapest chinese game designers
199. There is no such thing as a perfect plan.
200. If the plan is stupid and it works, its not stupid.
201.The side with the simplest uniforms wins (PLA)
202. The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.
203. The newest and least experienced soldier will usually be awarded the Medal of Honor.
204. Chopper gunners are born to kill anything that moves. including you
205. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.
#206. When your team is getting raped by a plane whore and you jump in the AA to take care of it, he will be nowhere to be found. He will appear a few seconds later in the direction opposite the one you are looking and kill you with a single cannon round.
#207. The friendly tag on that prone sniper will not appear until after you've put a round into his head.
#207. The friendly tag on that prone sniper will not appear until after you've put a round into his head.
*or just about 1 kill from any badge.superfly_cox wrote:
85. The round will always end as you are unloading your rifle into a helpless group of soldiers, resulting in no kill
#208. Even if you join a 24/7 server, the map cycle will end after your first round and you'll have to load the map again.
209: Your spyware will pop up just as you are about to knife a sniper in the back! Resulting in your death.
210: The porn you thought was safe has infact infected EVERY bit of your comp and is eating your RAM.
211: Parents always phone when you are in your Jet/Helo/tank or APC whilst in the mids of a fire fight.
212: The dog always wants to go out when your flying
213: door to door salemen or women WAIT for you to get into your game before they knock on your door!
214: Telling your Girlfriend or wife that you will come to bed after the next round always results in sleeping on the sofa!
"125. you will most likely be 1 kill away from your expert badge when the round ends"
AMEN!!!
(four times in a row for expert medic!!)
210: The porn you thought was safe has infact infected EVERY bit of your comp and is eating your RAM.
211: Parents always phone when you are in your Jet/Helo/tank or APC whilst in the mids of a fire fight.
212: The dog always wants to go out when your flying
213: door to door salemen or women WAIT for you to get into your game before they knock on your door!
214: Telling your Girlfriend or wife that you will come to bed after the next round always results in sleeping on the sofa!
"125. you will most likely be 1 kill away from your expert badge when the round ends"
AMEN!!!
(four times in a row for expert medic!!)
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#215 U can play 3/4 of a round with no lag until u get in a jet only to lag for a second and come back just in time to see yourself crashing into the ground upside down.
'214: Telling your Girlfriend or wife that you will come to bed after the next round always results in sleeping on the sofa!
I can't tell u how many arguments were started by me telling my girlfriend "only 30 more tickets hold on"
'214: Telling your Girlfriend or wife that you will come to bed after the next round always results in sleeping on the sofa!
I can't tell u how many arguments were started by me telling my girlfriend "only 30 more tickets hold on"
216. You know when you are totally addicted to the game is when you no longer be with your girlfriend for sex that to be on the computer playinf another round...