BF2S Forums EE Chat - January

hey anyone see that fuckteamfive episode with the guy with the really deep voice and the lulzy haircut?

Pochsy wrote:

Macbeth wrote:

Pochsy wrote:

Alright guys, fo serious. I's be needing retarded suggestions.

It's the annual naked photo contest at the crappiest school newspaper on campus. I'm determined to win top prize: a cucumber and a bottle of lube. Imagine the salad. The rules are you have to cover either your face or your bits, and a copy of the paper has to be in the photo.

Last year I climbed the state in the middle of the largest park in downtown Toronto naked and cover my dong.

I will do anything that won't get me arrested, but as evidenced above, I will take risks if the idea is good enough.

Sounds stupid.

Yeah. That's uh...half the point. That and nudity.

Still sounds really stupid.

'Hey look everyone I'm naked \o/"

Sounds like some HS type shit.

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

You live in Canada just stick a hockey stick up your butt, cause your gay.

reported.

Do the Master cylinder bit from Frisky Dingo

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

You live in Canada just stick a hockey stick up your butt, cause your gay.

lel

11 Bravo wrote:

=NHB=Shadow wrote:

You live in Canada just stick a hockey stick up your butt, cause your gay.

lel

Holloway, North London

you're living a lie marine. you're american.

11 Bravo wrote:

androoz wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

lel

Holloway, North London

you're living a lie marine. you're american.

nou

u mad im actually english? (basically an english version of brad)

TSI wrote:

CN tower glass floor?

The Rock in Yorkville?

Or go to that cage in Circa...

That would be the fast track to an indecent exposure charge, certainly, but I was hoping for a photo involving slightly less risk with a more humorous aspect.

Find a pic or statue of the painting of the Sistine Chapel, or get a fully clothed old man to pose as God and you be Adam.  For extreme lulz touch the tips of your penises together instead of your fingers.

androoz wrote:

11 Bravo wrote:

androoz wrote:

Holloway, North London

you're living a lie marine. you're american.

nou

u mad im actually english?

lel

G'night BF2s <3

I fell for my black man because he was a kind and wonderful person. My story goes back to high school when I was in the drama club and wanted a part in our school play the worst way. The black guy in my class offered to help me with my lines for trying out which including me kissing a fellow student. He kissed me without hesitation and I liked it. We had 2 weeks to learn a scene from the play and act it out. Gary offered to go thru my audition with me and he didn't even want to be part of the cast, just the crew building the set. The teachers were so impressed with our performance that we ended up getting the lead in the production and believe it or not we received very little racist comments. We practiced daily at my home and his and that lead to us dating our final 3 years of high school. We attended our junior and senior proms and were even voted class couple.

Gary and I were married for almost 30 years when he suffered a stroke that has now left him in a wheelchair, disabled and unable to speak. He still in shows me affection and love in his ways.

The reason I feel for him is because the kindness he showed, the willingness to help me when he didn't have to do it and for that special smile he has-the dimples in his cheeks and the one in his chin.

We were married 2 years out of high school, continued our education at the same college we earned our degrees, got great jobs and have been together since we were in high school.

We were lucky enough to have a miracle happen-being told I could never have children, we conceived a baby that was born 2 month premature and I almost lost my life giving birth to our son, we gave him the middle initial M which we told him was just an "M" and it stands for miracle.

Our son is engaged to a beautiful black girl who accepted that her daughter has chosen a bi=racial man for her husband. Her family is all black and they have accepted us without any reservation.

Gary has his way of communicating to others and is still able to hold down a semi-retired job with his company and they are offering him full time retirement and full health benefits and insurance for the rest of his life. He likes working so he is weighing his decision and I will back him up whatever he decides.

Yest I fell for him, hook, line and sinker and him being black never meant anything more than it being his race. Over the years I did get some nasty comments on why I picked black and it came down to the dumbest and I hate when people say that us white woman choose black men because of the size of their erect **** or **** size in general. Size is not a factor and did not factor in my decision to fall in love with Gary. I admit that he does have a very decent size that women would kill for but I didn't and will never use it as a reason.

I fell for a great guy, a black guy-he is my soul mate and I will no never leave him for another man or cheat on him-never did cheat on him and I don't plan on it now. We can still be intimate despite the wheelchair.

I love Gary with all my heart, all my soul and I will love him for the rest of my life.