eleven bravo
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if financial advisors were so damn good why are they still working as financial advisors?
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KEN-JENNINGS
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Same reason marriage counselors and matchmakers and life coaches and motivational speakers.

eleven bravo
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straight slanging rocks
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VicktorVauhn
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androoz wrote:

Adams_BJ wrote:

androoz wrote:


How much do you need to get some decent returns?
My old teacher wouldn't invest anything less than 15k
wtf why?
Go look at some investment options and find out what % of your money you will get back. With a couple thousand your really not making that much a year, and like I said before if you don't have that much to put up, you probably don't have thousands to let sit, and you don't have the money to gamble on a risky investment that will actually make you enough money for it to be worth it.
Benzin
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Seal, if you wanted to invest in the stock market, I'm afraid you missed out. I kept telling my girlfriend's mom to take some money and put it into Apple, Microsoft or Google. What's happened? Stock prices have skyrocketed for all three in comparison to their values at the beginning of summer 2009.

What I would recommend you do is sit down with a stock broker or some kind of financial advisor. My girlfriend's mother spoke with hers recently and finally asked him about those companies and he agreed with me: missed your chance. With the stock market still being volatile and she not having the large amounts of money to be able to take a lot of risk (which seems to be your case), he told her to put it into something safe. Interest rates are in the toilet as it is and probably won't be rising very high within the next year or two (according to my finance professor), so it's probably best to put it into a normal bank account with as much interest as you can get.

One thing that you could look into is opening up an IRA for yourself. I have no idea how old you are, but I'm going to be on early 20s, so it's never too early. I wish I had some money like that to start an IRA for myself, but I unfortunately don't. Start planning for your future, chief. Maybe lay a few hundred in an IRA and pay $50 a month into it and then take the other few hundred you have and save that and/or go to an advisor and see what he/she tells you.
Varegg
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Investing a small amount like $1000 is almost useless, just the yearly fees of the broker will eat away your profit ...
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Benzin
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Varegg wrote:

Investing a small amount like $1000 is almost useless, just the yearly fees of the broker will eat away your profit ...
That depends on where you're doing your investing. If you're a bank member, you don't get raped quite as much.
1927
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SealXo wrote:

so, recently cashed some christmas money to add to the "money i never spend hidden in my bedroom" fund. And its reached 1kusd.  (well, I had 1100, but that 5770 was irresistible... anyways)

I want to throw it into something fairly safe, but no shitty 1% bank account. I was thinking silver, but its pretty high right now compared to it was last year. maybe some OTC i find undervalued. serious cash can be made

ideas?
Buy some gold for as cheap as possible, its about the only thing making money.  Havent read through the thread blah de blah so someone else might of said what I have blah de blah and so on etc etc.
Ultrafunkula
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jsnipy wrote:

siihb
What is this siihb anyways? Sounds like some diabolical food Gooners would cook in his basement and sell it to drunk Brits between 01-05am at any given weekend and/or bank holiday.
Adams_BJ
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

siihb
What is this siihb anyways? Sounds like some diabolical food Gooners would cook in his basement and sell it to drunk Brits between 01-05am at any given weekend and/or bank holiday.
stick
it
in
her
butt
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6887|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Adams_BJ wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

jsnipy wrote:

siihb
What is this siihb anyways? Sounds like some diabolical food Gooners would cook in his basement and sell it to drunk Brits between 01-05am at any given weekend and/or bank holiday.
stick
it
in
her
butt
So I was right.

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