Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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1927 wrote:

Eifa - Im sorry to have had to say no to this one, didnt know you was a parent (if thats what ya saying). How old are you?
Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6712|The Twilight Zone
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa - Im sorry to have had to say no to this one, didnt know you was a parent (if thats what ya saying). How old are you?
Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
You could stick her ankles through her earrings and then do her like a bowling ball.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6130|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa - Im sorry to have had to say no to this one, didnt know you was a parent (if thats what ya saying). How old are you?
Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
22 now, 23 in september

I got a girl, 2,5 years old. She's turning 3 this may tho. :>
here ya go, her :

https://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3838/kuva005c.jpg
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6712|The Twilight Zone

1927 wrote:

You could stick her ankles through her earrings and then do her like a bowling ball.
L@L I just had a vivid imagination
https://www.shrani.si/f/3H/7h/45GTw71U/untitled-1.png
DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|6890|Finland

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
22 now, 23 in september

I got a girl, 2,5 years old. She's turning 3 this may tho. :>
here ya go, her :

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3838/kuva005c.jpg
Aww..
I need around tree fiddy.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6712|The Twilight Zone

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
22 now, 23 in september

I got a girl, 2,5 years old. She's turning 3 this may tho. :>
here ya go, her :

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3838/kuva005c.jpg
You may not karma the same person in a 24 hour period.

very cute
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Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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this made me lol
for some reason she thought that putting puzzle pieces to her diaper was a good idea. i didn't get it.

https://img713.imageshack.us/img713/333/kuva026q.jpg
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6712|The Twilight Zone
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1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


Yes, that's what I'm saying. I'm born -87, you do the math.
88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
22 now, 23 in september

I got a girl, 2,5 years old. She's turning 3 this may tho. :>
here ya go, her :

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3838/kuva005c.jpg
She's a lil cracker Eif, look at her eyes, stunning.  From ya first earlier post you hinted that its hard (for want of a better phrase), I couldnt think of a harder thing to do.  I been a Dad for 9 years and 5 days now.  If I am right in thinking thats what you ment please feel free to 'inbox' me whenever you have a question or need a rant cos ya having a bad day.

Im glad you can keep up ya Hockey commitments, it used to get in the way of mine but its easier as they get older.  I coach her at hockey and trying to persuade her to play in a tournament this Sunday but Im too hard on her and this puts her off as it did with her Brother and Sister when I used to coach them (my ex step kids)
DonFck
Hibernator
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It looks like she has a plan by her facial expression.
I need around tree fiddy.
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6130|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 00 01 02 03 04 05 06 07 08 09 10 - Your 22/23 ?  Skills by me.  Just cos my name starts with Math dont mean Im any good at it.

What you got, lil boy or girl? Age?
22 now, 23 in september

I got a girl, 2,5 years old. She's turning 3 this may tho. :>
here ya go, her :

http://img42.imageshack.us/img42/3838/kuva005c.jpg
She's a lil cracker Eif, look at her eyes, stunning.  From ya first earlier post you hinted that its hard (for want of a better phrase), I couldnt think of a harder thing to do.  I been a Dad for 9 years and 5 days now.  If I am right in thinking thats what you ment please feel free to 'inbox' me whenever you have a question or need a rant cos ya having a bad day.

Im glad you can keep up ya Hockey commitments, it used to get in the way of mine but its easier as they get older.  I coach her at hockey and trying to persuade her to play in a tournament this Sunday but Im too hard on her and this puts her off as it did with her Brother and Sister when I used to coach them (my ex step kids)
thanks, i'll keep that in mind
it's not hard when she's behaving herself and has a good day. when she gets all moody she usually just wants her dad and i'm the "bad guy" all the time. "dad mommy's bullying me" etcetc.. so yeah, it can be annoying when you fight with her first thing in the morning cos she wants her dad to put her clothes on and you're trying to explain that dad's working but she still won't let you help.
then you come home after school and she's still all moody then yeah it just pretty much makes me want to go nuts.

Hockey is the only thing atm i have for myself only and i'm gonna hold on to it. didn't play for 3 years and i do get complaints from the other half every now and then cos basically half of my time i live at the rink. but hey, if couple of nasty words is all i get for having 3-4 hours for myself then yes, bring it on as i don't mind. but yeah, i'll make sure you'll get a moaning pm from me if i feel like it <3

@ Don, she always has plans. most of the time mommy just don't like the plans.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
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Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6732|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Did you say shutout?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Did you say shutout?
that's what I'm gonna try. not gonna promise anything tho, everytime I do the opponent scores at least 3 times.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6130|00770

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
I didn't have a bath yesterday and no-one bought me one so no, I don't have a bath.
hot shower is my only option.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
I didn't have a bath yesterday and no-one bought me one so no, I don't have a bath.
hot shower is my only option.
Your gonna have to go with that then, keep ya neck right under the jet and that will loosen it a lil bit.  If I was a perv Id be suggesting you take either a webcam in with you or post the pictures so that we know your doing it right and not making things worse.  Thankfully Im not at all like that and thus wont even suggest doing such a thing.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6732|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Aaaah. Just had a nice relaxing set of hot tub and sauna. Now a cold beer. Mmm beer...
durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
We're in a place called Hollola.

https://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1606/gtahollola.jpg

The location is about this.

https://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5189/locationpo.png
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Hello to Holloa in that case.

What you in though? House, Hotel, Log Cabin?
Eifa
Never regret anything that ever made you smile.
+923|6130|00770

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:

Eifa wrote:


durrr, no alcohol for me today. only painkillers, massages and pepsi.
have a game tomorrow.
Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
We're in a place called Hollola.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1606/gtahollola.jpg

The location is about this.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5189/locationpo.png
hollola.. lol.
been there too many times

@ '27, never thought you was a perv. didn't even cross my mind
and tbh, i don't own a webcam so it wouldn't even be possible if you would have been a perv.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6732|6 6 4 oh, I forget

1927 wrote:

Hello to Holloa in that case.

What you in though? House, Hotel, Log Cabin?
Log cabin. I'll post disturbing pics once I get my card reader working.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|6932|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

Eifa wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

1927 wrote:


Get into a steaming hot bath and keep ya neck in the water, then stretch it till it hurts.  With necks and backs the best way to get rid of a pull is to stretch it back out.

Funky, where you posting from?
We're in a place called Hollola.

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1606/gtahollola.jpg

The location is about this.

http://img713.imageshack.us/img713/5189/locationpo.png
hollola.. lol.
been there too many times

@ '27, never thought you was a perv. didn't even cross my mind
and tbh, i don't own a webcam so it wouldn't even be possible if you would have been a perv.
Im deffo not a perv Im just a dirty freak, a lil bit unique.

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