CammRobb wrote:
U is not funnehUltrafunkula wrote:
K so you both should be banned 4 a month
yawn
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ive gotta start cleaning my house Ive got company tonight
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No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
a blow up doll isnt company.eleven bravo wrote:
ive gotta start cleaning my house Ive got company tonight
heres my comeback
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u wat blad, u be trippin essay, yo man lets drive by some crackers
would be my retort.
would be my retort.
Finished the van an hour ago, it rained, it hailed and it even fucking snowed. The kind of job you expect to do on a frickking Monday, ah well thats it for the fucking week.1927 wrote:
Im supposed to be sign writing a van thats just turned up and its just started fucking raining. Fuck sake, its only a shower. See you all later when Ive done it.
Gutted - Jydo's on and I cant stay, sorry mate, hopefully have a natter later if ya still on.
I called him that yesterday after he tricked me the cheeky so n so. Am I the first? Doubt itMekstizzle wrote:
kfc
Guns and fucking rosesMekstizzle wrote:
I do, but it has to not be... boring (that goes for any music)whaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
do you not like rock music?Mekstizzle wrote:
I've tried time and time again to give phish a chance but they just bore me.
Bon fucking Jovi
White fucking snake
and
ZZ fucking top
Anyone can post btw, while I do deserve my own chatter thread, I havent got one. So come on dont be shy, or was you talking about me before I came in?
<31927 wrote:
Anyone can post btw, while I do deserve my own chatter thread, I havent got one. So come on dont be shy, or was you talking about me before I came in?
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.
thank fuck for the 1 post per min rule.
joking
yeah im gonnna go enjoy some Gamon, so yeah have a good weekend.
joking
yeah im gonnna go enjoy some Gamon, so yeah have a good weekend.
suck it I have boner is still better imo
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
stop blogging here fageleven bravo wrote:
ive gotta start cleaning my house Ive got company tonight
Id say something like "gimme all your bees and honey"jord wrote:
u wat blad, u be trippin essay, yo man lets drive by some crackers
would be my retort.
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I loves ya two baby. Im gonna start calling you stuff like 'Baby Girl', 'Princess' and 'Sweetness' now. Am I pushing my luck by calling you 'Sugar Tits'. Its ment in the most non offensive way possible. Will your fella start getting jealous? I dont mean to cause you any grief.Eifa wrote:
<31927 wrote:
Anyone can post btw, while I do deserve my own chatter thread, I havent got one. So come on dont be shy, or was you talking about me before I came in?
While we are on the subject of offence: I never mean to hand it out its just people sometimes take it from me.
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
thendecided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering
nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady. It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Convertible, Mercedes SL600, and a
Porsche Carrera 4 in several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen,
Italy, South Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in California. There is
over one hundred and sixty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
thendecided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering
nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady. It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Convertible, Mercedes SL600, and a
Porsche Carrera 4 in several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen,
Italy, South Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in California. There is
over one hundred and sixty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
Sober enough to know what I'm doing, drunk enough to really enjoy doing it
thats class I like that.King_County_Downy wrote:
A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually
attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.
So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman who is seated over there." ..and indicated the sender with a
nod of his head.
She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man,
thendecided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering
nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the
gentleman. The note read:
"For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your
garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants."
After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own
in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed
him to deliver it to the lady. It read:
"Just to let you know things aren't always what they appear to be,
I have a Ferrari Maranello, Bentley Convertible, Mercedes SL600, and a
Porsche Carrera 4 in several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen,
Italy, South Florida and a 10,000 acre ranch in California. There is
over one hundred and sixty million dollars in my bank account and
portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I
cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
Undecided on you tho KFC - I may never forgive you and you mods may never regain my trust.
wtf is bloggingwhaaaaaaaaaat wrote:
stop blogging here fageleven bravo wrote:
ive gotta start cleaning my house Ive got company tonight
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hey, whatever floats your boat, i don't mind1927 wrote:
I loves ya two baby. Im gonna start calling you stuff like 'Baby Girl', 'Princess' and 'Sweetness' now. Am I pushing my luck by calling you 'Sugar Tits'. Its ment in the most non offensive way possible. Will your fella start getting jealous? I dont mean to cause you any grief.Eifa wrote:
<31927 wrote:
Anyone can post btw, while I do deserve my own chatter thread, I havent got one. So come on dont be shy, or was you talking about me before I came in?
While we are on the subject of offence: I never mean to hand it out its just people sometimes take it from me.
and errr. the other half don't really care about what's going on on here, so what he don't know can't hurt him right?
and i'm sure he wouldn't mind even if he knew.
No, I don't need an attitude adjustment. You just need to fuck off.