DrunkFace
Germans did 911
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Who?
JahManRed
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ATG wrote:

Can somebody please explain it to me?

She has small boobs, can't sing in key and yet is the new young media darling. I don't get it.

4 million records sold and she sounds like a teenager doing karaoki at a bowling alley.
That style of singing requires you to sing off key. But the deviation from key is uniformed and in itself in Key in a weired way. Ive played with a few singers like that. When its done right its good.
So boobs define how good a singer someone is?
FatherTed
xD
+3,936|6914|so randum

JahManRed wrote:

ATG wrote:

Can somebody please explain it to me?

She has small boobs, can't sing in key and yet is the new young media darling. I don't get it.

4 million records sold and she sounds like a teenager doing karaoki at a bowling alley.
That style of singing requires you to sing off key. But the deviation from key is uniformed and in itself in Key in a weired way. Ive played with a few singers like that. When its done right its good.
So boobs define how good a singer someone is?
Yeah, just look at meatloaf
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AussieReaper
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+5,761|6567|what

FatherTed wrote:

JahManRed wrote:

ATG wrote:

Can somebody please explain it to me?

She has small boobs, can't sing in key and yet is the new young media darling. I don't get it.

4 million records sold and she sounds like a teenager doing karaoki at a bowling alley.
That style of singing requires you to sing off key. But the deviation from key is uniformed and in itself in Key in a weired way. Ive played with a few singers like that. When its done right its good.
So boobs define how good a singer someone is?
Yeah, just look at meatloaf
Ohhhh, Ted.

You're lucky no Meatloaf fans exist or they might've taken offence to that.
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mcminty
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with a hammer.

the hammer is my penis.


ruisleipa
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AussieReaper wrote:

FatherTed wrote:

JahManRed wrote:


That style of singing requires you to sing off key. But the deviation from key is uniformed and in itself in Key in a weired way. Ive played with a few singers like that. When its done right its good.
So boobs define how good a singer someone is?
Yeah, just look at meatloaf
Ohhhh, Ted.

You're lucky no Meatloaf fans exist or they might've taken offence to that.
It's not offensive to say that Meatloaf has bigger boobs than Taylor Swift, is it?
cl4u53w1t2
Salon-Bolschewist
+269|6887|Kakanien

AussieReaper wrote:

Lady Gaga deserved to win more awards.
wat
.Sup
be nice
+2,646|6867|The Twilight Zone
I agree with ATG - she's not all that hot. Someone says praise her and people start doing that? Why I ask you, why?
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Macbeth
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People like her becauae she has a "wholesome" image and comes off as an innocent young person and shit. In all seriousness Lady Gaga is a better performer and actually writes her own songs. Gaga's music has been more successful in sales and so on but she doesn't have that whole bullshit "innocent all american teen" thing.
jord
Member
+2,382|7092|The North, beyond the wall.
I like her, she's hot, I'd so do her while she sings to me. Yeah, and what. Dicks.

u erd
baggs
Member
+732|6618

jord wrote:

I like her, she's hot, I'd so do her while she sings to me. Yeah, and what. Dicks.

u erd
all mouth and no trousers.

yeah, i said it.

OT: i would do her.
jord
Member
+2,382|7092|The North, beyond the wall.

baggs wrote:

jord wrote:

I like her, she's hot, I'd so do her while she sings to me. Yeah, and what. Dicks.

u erd
all mouth and no trousers.

yeah, i said it.

OT: i would do her.
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Flaming_Maniac wrote:

SHE WEARS SHORT SKIRTS I WEAR T SHIRTS
SHE'S CHEER CAPTAIN AND I'M ON THE BLEACHERS
DREAMIN BOUT THE DAY THAT YOU WAKE UP AND FIND THAT
WHAT YOU'RE LOOKIN FOR HAS BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME

IF YOU CAN SEE THAT I'M THE ONE THAT UNDERSTANDS YOU
BEEN HERE ALL ALONG SO WHY CAN'T YOU
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU BELONG WITH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YOU BELONG WITH ME
YO IMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT ADAM LAMBERTT HAS THE BEST LYRICS OF ALL TIMES!
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loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6992|Columbus, OH
Don't believe what the media say, most of it is paid hype. I wonder how much money Disney pumps into the Jonas Brother hype. None of their songs are on regular radio, but if you hear the "PAID" advertisements...the J Brothers are every where.

Miley sounds like a synthesized chipmunk when she sings but when you hear her talk, she has a husky voice, more manly than my own.

Taylor Swift - shoot imma gonna let you finish but.......

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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7045|Finland

Personally I understand the celebrity status and sales of Taylor Swift far better than I do that of the Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus or anything else that's force fed by the Disney Channel. Do I like her music? No.

I know, most of you already said this, but now I said it too.
I need around tree fiddy.
Winston_Churchill
Bazinga!
+521|7153|Toronto | Canada

Is it sad I knew all the lyrics FM posted?
ceslayer23
IN YOUR MIRROR
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DonFck
Hibernator
+3,227|7045|Finland

Wow, looks like she realized that Alicia Keys had saturated the market for pianists with great vocals, Aguilera had taken over cheap slutty burlesque and Spears had the redneck trailor-trash niche covered. So she went with the hermaphrodite whore thing. This has proven to be a great financial success.
I need around tree fiddy.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6992|Columbus, OH

DonFck wrote:

Wow, looks like she realized that Alicia Keys had saturated the market for pianists with great vocals, Aguilera had taken over cheap slutty burlesque and Spears had the redneck trailor-trash niche covered. So she went with the hermaphrodite whore thing. This has proven to be a great financial success.
yah she certainly found a niche in a saturated market.
jord
Member
+2,382|7092|The North, beyond the wall.
Lyrical genuis=Taylor
Jenspm
penis
+1,716|7146|St. Andrews / Oslo

Taylor Swift is brilliant, as is Miley Cyrus. No idea what you guys are talking about.
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DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7095|Disaster Free Zone

Jenspm wrote:

Taylor Swift is brilliant, as is Miley Cyrus. No idea what you guys are talking about.
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-Sh1fty-
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+510|5887|Ventura, California
She is the cutest, sweetest, most beautiful woman ever

Dang is she attractive!

Oh and her music rocks, and it's like the only music I ever get legally.
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Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7035|London, England
I've never actually heard her music (except for T-pain t-swizzle)

I'd do her, though
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5772|London, England
Did half the posts in this thread just get nuked? I feel like I'm having deja vu.
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