BF2S Forums Murphys Law of BF2

217 your gf/wife will come in a want to cuddle by sitting on your lap when your haveing your best round ever.
218. When owning in a server your game will crash to desktop, resulting in 5 mins of reload time for you to get back in the game and see that your should have been first resulted in last.
219. You friend will yell at you on TS about not protecting them, when your friend is on the other side of the map and on an other squad or team.
220.  He will then join your squad and then spawn right in front of you when unloading a clip into an enemy resulting in a teamkill.
221. the red tag bug was fixed, but now there's a friendly tag bug. Where you can see the postion and squad of the enemy only to get confussed and killed by them.

223. Or the MK3A1 and any other pump-action shotgun.

225. At the start of Karkand or any other narrow maps, stupid people will walk ahead of ther team and get TKed by impounding Frag Grenades and in return for their stupidity, they punish everyone.

231. After you get into an APC, you hear yourself singing 'THE APC SONG'

234. When you try to take a flag from a transport chopper, it will hover high enough for you to loose health when you jump, but too low to use the parachute.

235. Skilled pilots can keep the transport chopper absolutely still, so that the enemy can shoot at you but you can't shoot back.

236. Double negative = positive. When you climb the ladder you will look upwards and press forward key. Then when you see a claymore at the top of the ladder you will look down and press the back key to get down.

237. When you have the deadly machine gun, the enemy will appear on the other side of a wall too high for you to shoot over when crouching, but low enough for him to shoot when standing.

238. When you have C4ed the flag, you will be killed where you are by infantry, when you respawn 2 tanks will wait for you at the flag area.

243. When your low on health and ammo, the resupply you ask for, will land on, and kill you.

244. Same as above except you were the commander as well.    (I did it last night)

249. All squadleaders will lead you to death.
250. If your Humvee is full of troops it is gauranteed to hit a mine.

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260. Even when there are no aircraft around you still end up flying.
261. When getting shot by a sniper, you will spend the rest of your game looking for a med-pak.
262. When using the G3 you will spend most of your time looking for an ammo-pak.
263. When parachuting from a hobbled jet, why is it the jet you just parachuted from kills you?
264. When flying a chopper for repairs, you get killed because you didn't land it right on the repair pad.

Last edited by imdead (2006-04-22 04:37:16)

268.  When you're an Assault and using the AK-101, you will come across at least two PKM gunners/snipers on rooftops that would be dead if you had frag grenades.
269.  When using the G3, you will spot at least two enemies walking down an alleyway who would have been dead meat if you had a nade launcher.
270.  The L85A1 or the SVD are the best sniper weapons in the game, depending on which one you don't have at the moment.
271.  If you get into a transport just to check how damaged it is, it will have .01 bar more than necessary to start smoking, at which point a random SRAW will come out of nowhere to finish the job.
272.  In any given round, 100 enemy soldiers will walk over your mines and 100 enemy vehicles will drive in front of your claymores.
273.  You will refrain from smoking when the maps are loading, because you never know if the server has an auto-kick for idle players (and later find out it doesn't), but the one time you decide you need a smoke badly, you'll come running back inside and watch as you get auto-kicked for idling...

(edited for numbers...I'm 3 for 3 in this thread for being too slow to post! )

Last edited by [QXJZ]Capt_Kefra (2006-04-22 05:23:06)

imdead wrote:

274. Whatever rank; privates seem to be the only ones commanding.
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HEY!! its not our fault that the higher ranks cant be stuffed to be commander, plus for the ammount ive played i dont think im too bad a commander

277. When in the middle of an infantry firefight and you run around a corner to reload, the guy you were fighting will INSTANTLY know exactly where you are behind that corner and even if you're prone or not.

278. The stopping power of the pistol is inversely proportional to the distance from which the shots are fired.

279. If you see someone running toward you with the knife, you will either be utterly humiliated by dying, or flamed mercilessly for "being a n00b and shooting a helpless player with a knife".

280. If you're the last player alive on your team, the chances of your weekly Norton antivirus scan beginning increase 20000%.

282. When you decide to wait (30secs) to pick some one up in your jeep you WILL drive off the bridge infront of you
283. When you decide to chase after a jeep to be picked up it WILL fall off a bridge/run into a tank/hit a landmine