I'm pretty sure I would be more flaccid that I've ever been in my life if I knew getting an erection would cause my dick to fall off. Also if lots of people were watching.King_County_Downy wrote:
I've heard that in the midevil days of way back, when a man was to be sentenced for rape, they would tie a string around the base of his limp member and have women come in and arouse him.jay_courage wrote:
That's nothing, dude in japan got wasted and thought he'd stick it in a metal bench, started grinding and his softie changed to a stiffy. Unfortunetly he could no longer remove his dong from the bench and had to be cut free and taken to hospital
This would not only cut off circulation but in some cases cut his penis completely off.
Makes me cringe just thinking about it.
"baseball baseball baeball.... oh god....."
You mean Douglas Fir?1927 wrote:
I cant think of a witty comment to leave so thats what I will do, leave.
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Matthew BIRCH
I need around tree fiddy.
Yes you could be right me ol china. I certanly do not meanDonFck wrote:
You mean Douglas Fir?1927 wrote:
I cant think of a witty comment to leave so thats what I will do, leave.
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Matthew BIRCH
Edward Woodwood
Yes, Richard Roundtree.1927 wrote:
Yes you could be right me ol china. I certanly do not meanDonFck wrote:
You mean Douglas Fir?1927 wrote:
I cant think of a witty comment to leave so thats what I will do, leave.
Regards
Matthew BIRCH
Edward Woodwood
Regards,
Chip Redwood
I need around tree fiddy.
He's the fella that starred alongside Colin Spermsinsideasquirrelsnest isnt he?DonFck wrote:
Yes, Richard Roundtree.1927 wrote:
Yes you could be right me ol china. I certanly do not meanDonFck wrote:
You mean Douglas Fir?
Edward Woodwood
Regards,
Chip Redwood
That's the one. I believe the movie was called "Richie Cummingham - The Randy Park Ranger"1927 wrote:
He's the fella that starred alongside Colin Spermsinsideasquirrelsnest isnt he?DonFck wrote:
Yes, Richard Roundtree.1927 wrote:
Yes you could be right me ol china. I certanly do not mean
Edward Woodwood
Regards,
Chip Redwood
I need around tree fiddy.
I tell my women Im like a Panda just so they know where they stand
Eats shoots and leaves
Eats shoots and leaves