randy = horny
you'll tend find brits/irish sniggering when they come across an american called Randy.
you'll tend find brits/irish sniggering when they come across an american called Randy.
Blackbelts are just whitebelts who have never quit.
So she's a slut then?>rush.Durex wrote:
basically, she loves the cock.
Doesn't that make you a slut too Camm?CammRobb wrote:
So she's a slut then?>rush.Durex wrote:
basically, she loves the cock.
Zing!JohnG@lt wrote:
Doesn't that make you a slut too Camm?CammRobb wrote:
So she's a slut then?>rush.Durex wrote:
basically, she loves the cock.
Haha too truem3thod wrote:
randy = horny
you'll tend find brits/irish sniggering when they come across an american called Randy.
Gratz>rush.Durex wrote:
of whom she has been with for 6 months now.m3thod wrote:
randy = horny
you'll tend find brits/irish sniggering when they come across an american called Randy.
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.>rush.Durex wrote:
And no Cammy. She has sex with one person
Macbeth wrote:
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.>rush.Durex wrote:
And no Cammy. She has sex with one person
CammRobb wrote:
Zing!
You got your penis touched?james@alienware wrote:
I just levelled up
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Wrong. A lot of my mates told me bold things they'd like to do to my girlfriend one night when we were pissed. I didn't mind, we were pissed, and they're my friends. Plus, she wouldn't go near any of em with a 10ft barge poleMacbeth wrote:
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.>rush.Durex wrote:
And no Cammy. She has sex with one person
Because she's scared that they'll scream and run a mile?>rush.Durex wrote:
Wrong. A lot of my mates told me bold things they'd like to do to my girlfriend one night when we were pissed. I didn't mind, we were pissed, and they're my friends. Plus, she wouldn't go near any of em with a 10ft barge poleMacbeth wrote:
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.>rush.Durex wrote:
And no Cammy. She has sex with one person
no.CammRobb wrote:
Because she's scared that they'll scream and run a mile?>rush.Durex wrote:
Wrong. A lot of my mates told me bold things they'd like to do to my girlfriend one night when we were pissed. I didn't mind, we were pissed, and they're my friends. Plus, she wouldn't go near any of em with a 10ft barge poleMacbeth wrote:
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.
They didn't want to hurt your feelings.>rush.Durex wrote:
Wrong. A lot of my mates told me bold things they'd like to do to my girlfriend one night when we were pissed. I didn't mind, we were pissed, and they're my friends. Plus, she wouldn't go near any of em with a 10ft barge poleMacbeth wrote:
Of course nobody else wants to sleep with her.>rush.Durex wrote:
And no Cammy. She has sex with one person
I would drag up the picture of your girlfriend and post "I pity you" under it but it's not even worth the effort. Enjoy your munter.>rush.Durex wrote:
This time tomorrow I'll have my penis 6.5 inches up my girlfriends vagina when we come home from dinner.
You won't.
Carry on kids.
I've never seen his GF, so please do.Macbeth wrote:
I would drag up the picture of your girlfriend and post "I pity you" under it but it's not even worth the effort. Enjoy your munter.>rush.Durex wrote:
This time tomorrow I'll have my penis 6.5 inches up my girlfriends vagina when we come home from dinner.
You won't.
Carry on kids.
Oh don't get me wrong i get on well with people but they seem to jump to me being a friend rather than a potential relationship.Eifa wrote:
not enough.
Is that it? Lol.>rush.Durex wrote:
This time tomorrow I'll have my penis 6.5 inches up my girlfriends vagina when we come home from dinner.
You won't.
Carry on kids.
Believe me man i'm so bloody desperate now, near enough any female would do, except Mr Mockingtons of course.Macbeth wrote:
It was actually pretty easy to find since I remembered exactly what I said when i first saw her; ew.
Don't lower your standards unless you are just trying to get laid. Long term with someone you don't like but just need someone will make you compliment suicide and or mass murder.Noobeater wrote:
Believe me man i'm so bloody desperate now, near enough any female would do, except Mr Mockingtons of course.Macbeth wrote:
It was actually pretty easy to find since I remembered exactly what I said when i first saw her; ew.
dont quote monroe. she killed herself remember?Macbeth wrote:
Don't lower your standards unless you are just trying to get laid. Long term with someone you don't like but just need someone will make you compliment suicide and or mass murder.Noobeater wrote:
Believe me man i'm so bloody desperate now, near enough any female would do, except Mr Mockingtons of course.Macbeth wrote:
It was actually pretty easy to find since I remembered exactly what I said when i first saw her; ew.
“It's better to be unhappy alone than unhappy with someone" - Marilyn Monroe
Exactly.Kimmmmmmmmmmmm wrote:
she killed herself remember?