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1927
The oldest chav in the world
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mcminty wrote:

DonFck wrote:

That looks yummy! And I'm saying this after just having consumed a toasted roast beef footlong with Southwest sauce, so it must be true.
Hahaha, thanks Mm, roast beef with southwest sauce? I prefer an Italian BMT with honey mustard sauce

1927 wrote:

Minty - Fucking good on you mate

It looks fucking lush.  Plenty of colour, fresh herbs on the top (parsley or corriander?)  Its got a wicked glaze to it and Im trying my best to smell it.  My mouth is watering aswell.  Good skills mate.

How did it go down?  Mark it out of 10?

Probably didnt cost that much either did it?
Thanks Yeah, it's garnished with some coriander (the stalks were also part of it - finely chopped up and chucked in with the onion, peppers, garlic and ginger). That sauce was soooo nice, although I think it could have reduced down a little more.

I'd give it a 7.5-8/10. It took a while for me to prepare, and I've discovered just how woeful our knives are (apparently mum thinks that because they were good German cooking knives 25 years ago when my parents got married, they don't need to be professionally sharpened.. ) Also we didn't have a wok, and mum refused to buy one (as I assume she doesn't understand exactly how they work). I ended up borrowing one off a mate, in return for giving him a ride home from work Also, here's a tip - don't rub your nose just after chopping chili. This will result in a burning sensation up your nose for about 20 minutes.

As for the cooking - it's the first time I'd used a wok. Good fun, tho god shit happens fast, so I ended up slightly burning some of the peppers while chucking the other chopped ingredients in.

And the food itself? Pretty darn good, tho I think the pork was a little overdone, and the pineapple seemed a tad soggy. That being said, it fucking aces for a uni student. I'd be happy to live off the quality of stuff I've been cooking so far. Lol, I showed a friend that pic and she said I had to cook for her.

liquidat0r wrote:

That's Jamie Oliver's ministry of food, right?
lol, as you posted.. why yes, yes it is
I really cant praise you enough, the trick now is to put the book down and cook it again but add your own 'taste's to it.

Was there honey is the sauce?

Were they seeds chilli seeds?

Pair of latex gloves should come in handy.  Go back to your bedroom and get them from the bedside drawer and stick them in the tea towel / oven glove drawer.  Next time your chopping Garlic, Chilli or Onion they will stop ya hands smelling for when this chick comes round for dinner.

Wouldnt worry about over doing Pork if thats what happened?  Its better to be that side of the scale rather than underdone, I also think the flaour is better the longer you fry it for.

I rarely use a Wok.  My best Kitchen purchases have been:

Decent Knives
A Green Bean shredder
A hand held electric blender / whisk
Electric Knives, for Roast Beef, Pork, Bread etc
A griddle for Steaks

But most of all a 30" tall Pepper Mill, the wooden kind you find in the Italian restaurant.  I do like my Black Pepper.

As I said good on you for doing this and taking these steps, I hope they are the first steps on a long road.
baggs
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1927 wrote:

Good day on Sunday with the Mrs?

It was only you here that I genuinely wanted to know, well Burnzz aswell but without asking he told us?

Pop the Q?
Sunday was alright, no question popping, we haven't had that discussion yet! We got each other cards cos we are skint due to holiday paid for etc... I took her for a walk into Ramsgate Harbour and a nice hot chocolate, got back home and she had sleep and i relaxed, ran us a nice hot bath gave her a massage and we soaked in the tub for an hour or so.

Was a really nice day, we finished up having a takeaway with her family and some friends in the evening.

Oh yeah we made a cake too! I forgot about that, for our friends birthday, was a cracking cake too.

You alright son?

How is everyone else today?

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
Ultrafunkula
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burnzz wrote:

yes, but that is some of the most expensive real estate in the nation. if you can find the salary range, it would tell more - a B.S. and three years exp, i don't think they're finding people willing to fill the position . . .
It stinks that companies always yak about degrees. The degree won't automatically make you a pro with different software. I mean with a proper introduction anyone with a little advanced knowledge of computers could probably handle those programs. Like me
liquidat0r
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mcminty wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

That's Jamie Oliver's ministry of food, right?
lol, as you posted.. why yes, yes it is
I'm cooking page 238 tomorrow! Well, a slight variation on it anyway. Gonna be good
Ultrafunkula
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baggs wrote:

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
He didn't quit. It was more like a ragebreak.
baggs
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Ultrafunkula wrote:

baggs wrote:

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
He didn't quit. It was more like a ragebreak.
ahh i see, dummy retrieved, toys back in their pram etc?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
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Oh and fresh Corriander- Fucking lush.  never chop it but do as you did, break it with your fingers.  Its an excellent garnish on top of most dished, I bung it in salads and ontop of curries I make.

I started when I was about 6/7/8 with my Nan making Pancakes.  Had the ex Mrs kids doing Spag Bog at the age of 8.  Mollie makes a really colourful salad now already.  The school has taught her to use big knives, 'Hows ya nerves Dad'.  'Im shitting it Moll love, ffs be careful'.

Im a right anorak taking pictures of loads of things I cook, even sarnies in my FA CUP thread from 2 years ago.  I'll have to get them uploaded.

My most recent thing I have found I can cook is clams.  They tasted just like when I was 9 in Portugal with my Mum, I cooked them in white wine, and I almost cried when I ate them, brought back wicked memories.
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Ultrafunkula
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baggs wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

baggs wrote:

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
He didn't quit. It was more like a ragebreak.
ahh i see, dummy retrieved, toys back in their pram etc?
Ok, those sayings are not familiar to me
13urnzz
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baggs wrote:

and a nice hot chocolate, got back home and she had sleep and i relaxed, ran us a nice hot bath gave her a massage and we soaked in the tub for an hour or so.

Was a really nice day, we finished up having a takeaway with her family and some friends in the evening.

Oh yeah we made a cake too
if the fair Antonia dasn't say yes ask me!
mcminty
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1927 wrote:

I really cant praise you enough, the trick now is to put the book down and cook it again but add your own 'taste's to it.

Was there honey is the sauce?

Were they seeds chilli seeds?

Pair of latex gloves should come in handy.  Go back to your bedroom and get them from the bedside drawer and stick them in the tea towel / oven glove drawer.  Next time your chopping Garlic, Chilli or Onion they will stop ya hands smelling for when this chick comes round for dinner.

Wouldnt worry about over doing Pork if thats what happened?  Its better to be that side of the scale rather than underdone, I also think the flaour is better the longer you fry it for.

I rarely use a Wok.  My best Kitchen purchases have been:

Decent Knives
A Green Bean shredder
A hand held electric blender / whisk
Electric Knives, for Roast Beef, Pork, Bread etc
A griddle for Steaks

But most of all a 30" tall Pepper Mill, the wooden kind you find in the Italian restaurant.  I do like my Black Pepper.

As I said good on you for doing this and taking these steps, I hope they are the first steps on a long road.
Lol, soon enough I shall be able to put the book down. hopefully it won't be long before I get a feel for the food and what exactly goes together.  Lol, that's awesome advice. Had never thought of that Nopes to the honey, and the chili seeds.

I really do want some decent knives. Or for these to be sharpened.. >< Heh, maybe for my 21st (I'll try to milk this birthday for all it's worth )

Lol, epic pepper mill. It reminds me of a short clip by this Aussie group known as The Chaser.

1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

baggs wrote:

1927 wrote:

Good day on Sunday with the Mrs?

It was only you here that I genuinely wanted to know, well Burnzz aswell but without asking he told us?

Pop the Q?
Sunday was alright, no question popping, we haven't had that discussion yet! We got each other cards cos we are skint due to holiday paid for etc... I took her for a walk into Ramsgate Harbour and a nice hot chocolate, got back home and she had sleep and i relaxed, ran us a nice hot bath gave her a massage and we soaked in the tub for an hour or so.

Was a really nice day, we finished up having a takeaway with her family and some friends in the evening.

Oh yeah we made a cake too! I forgot about that, for our friends birthday, was a cracking cake too.

You alright son?

How is everyone else today?

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
Sounds wicked mate especially the cake bit.  Was it chocolate?  Did you both lick the bowl?

An hour in the bath, fuck, I bet you looked like two massive Raisens when you got out didnt you?  Clean ones but wrinkley eh?  I dont like massages myself, I find it a right bastard trying to get the coconut oil out of my cardigans.  And when I give them it always leads to a bit of love like.  I dont do shagging, im like David Dickinson or Rodney off Emmerdale.  But with the ego of Brian Clough.

Im not too bad ta, slightly worried about my right leg, the lower bit, I dunno if its shin splints but if it is I need time out from sport and that has never happened.  I'll play through the pain, I can her the music now

I can be your hero Bayyyybe

Glad you had a good un and long may that continue
liquidat0r
wtf.
+2,223|7042|UK

Ultrafunkula wrote:

baggs wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:


He didn't quit. It was more like a ragebreak.
ahh i see, dummy retrieved, toys back in their pram etc?
Ok, those sayings are not familiar to me
When a baby has a tantrum: Dummy get's thrown out across room

AND

When a baby has a tantrum: toys get thrown across room

When tantrum = over:

Dummy and toys retrieved

Equilibrium is achieved.
baggs
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1927 wrote:

baggs wrote:

1927 wrote:

Good day on Sunday with the Mrs?

It was only you here that I genuinely wanted to know, well Burnzz aswell but without asking he told us?

Pop the Q?
Sunday was alright, no question popping, we haven't had that discussion yet! We got each other cards cos we are skint due to holiday paid for etc... I took her for a walk into Ramsgate Harbour and a nice hot chocolate, got back home and she had sleep and i relaxed, ran us a nice hot bath gave her a massage and we soaked in the tub for an hour or so.

Was a really nice day, we finished up having a takeaway with her family and some friends in the evening.

Oh yeah we made a cake too! I forgot about that, for our friends birthday, was a cracking cake too.

You alright son?

How is everyone else today?

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
Sounds wicked mate especially the cake bit.  Was it chocolate?  Did you both lick the bowl?

An hour in the bath, fuck, I bet you looked like two massive Raisens when you got out didnt you?  Clean ones but wrinkley eh?  I dont like massages myself, I find it a right bastard trying to get the coconut oil out of my cardigans.  And when I give them it always leads to a bit of love like.  I dont do shagging, im like David Dickinson or Rodney off Emmerdale.  But with the ego of Brian Clough.

Im not too bad ta, slightly worried about my right leg, the lower bit, I dunno if its shin splints but if it is I need time out from sport and that has never happened.  I'll play through the pain, I can her the music now

I can be your hero Bayyyybe

Glad you had a good un and long may that continue
Yep it were chocolate with chocolate icing, chocolate shavings and Maltesers, i thought it was going to be too rich for me but it was absolutley delicious, i would have saved you guys some but Antonia's fat little brother was there so half the cake was gone before we even got stuck in.

Your leg is fucked yo?

Cheers Liq
mcminty
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liquidat0r wrote:

mcminty wrote:

liquidat0r wrote:

That's Jamie Oliver's ministry of food, right?
lol, as you posted.. why yes, yes it is
I'm cooking page 238 tomorrow! Well, a slight variation on it anyway. Gonna be good
Noice. Lol, I bought some kebabs to BBQ tomorrow. They are pretty much the same thing, but with beef.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

1927 wrote:

I really cant praise you enough, the trick now is to put the book down and cook it again but add your own 'taste's to it.

Was there honey is the sauce?

Were they seeds chilli seeds?

Pair of latex gloves should come in handy.  Go back to your bedroom and get them from the bedside drawer and stick them in the tea towel / oven glove drawer.  Next time your chopping Garlic, Chilli or Onion they will stop ya hands smelling for when this chick comes round for dinner.

Wouldnt worry about over doing Pork if thats what happened?  Its better to be that side of the scale rather than underdone, I also think the flaour is better the longer you fry it for.

I rarely use a Wok.  My best Kitchen purchases have been:

Decent Knives
A Green Bean shredder
A hand held electric blender / whisk
Electric Knives, for Roast Beef, Pork, Bread etc
A griddle for Steaks

But most of all a 30" tall Pepper Mill, the wooden kind you find in the Italian restaurant.  I do like my Black Pepper.

As I said good on you for doing this and taking these steps, I hope they are the first steps on a long road.
Lol, soon enough I shall be able to put the book down. hopefully it won't be long before I get a feel for the food and what exactly goes together.  Lol, that's awesome advice. Had never thought of that Nopes to the honey, and the chili seeds.

I really do want some decent knives. Or for these to be sharpened.. >< Heh, maybe for my 21st (I'll try to milk this birthday for all it's worth )

Lol, epic pepper mill. It reminds me of a short clip by this Aussie group known as The Chaser.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCFRbcSmvCc
lol I would be Mr Cracked Pepper's best mate, that grinder of his couldnt hold enough of the stuff for me.

Id keep the knives and get them sharpened.

Drop a knive onto a chopping block and flex it, if it flex's too much I wont use it, too flexible and wont give me the control I need.  Bread Knives do this.  The amount of times I catch my housemate cooking with a small prune kind of knife, makes my fuucking blood boil, he slips he's fucked.  IMO you only need about 3 knives in the kitchen to get by.  Have you seen how chefs hold them sometimes? Same as wooden spoons when they are stiring stuff, this Italian fella's the worst/best for it.  Antonio Something or other.  Just look at his hands Im like 'How many stars you got then 3'?  He has aswell.
liquidat0r
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1927 wrote:

Id keep the knives and get them sharpened.
water stones ftw
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

mcminty wrote:

I bought some kebabs
Make them, they can be pricey though.  Marinade them in Honey and what else you want to chuck in


Liq - are you making kebabs?  What you going to do, grill em?
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liquidat0r
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1927 wrote:

Liq - are you making kebabs?  What you going to do, grill em?
Yes. Well the books says to use a griddle pan, but I don't have one.

So I'm thinking I'll just whack them in a normal frying pan for a bit and then stick 'em in the oven (or grill them) while I prepare the rest of the meal.
13urnzz
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we use our bar be que year round . . .
liquidat0r
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burnzz wrote:

we use our bar be que year round . . .
meh, it's really rather cold outside and we only have a charcoal one ... and I don't have any charcoal/lighter fluid/anything.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7088|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

baggs wrote:

1927 wrote:

baggs wrote:


Sunday was alright, no question popping, we haven't had that discussion yet! We got each other cards cos we are skint due to holiday paid for etc... I took her for a walk into Ramsgate Harbour and a nice hot chocolate, got back home and she had sleep and i relaxed, ran us a nice hot bath gave her a massage and we soaked in the tub for an hour or so.

Was a really nice day, we finished up having a takeaway with her family and some friends in the evening.

Oh yeah we made a cake too! I forgot about that, for our friends birthday, was a cracking cake too.

You alright son?

How is everyone else today?

I saw Ted quit, that lad is an oxymoron.
Sounds wicked mate especially the cake bit.  Was it chocolate?  Did you both lick the bowl?

An hour in the bath, fuck, I bet you looked like two massive Raisens when you got out didnt you?  Clean ones but wrinkley eh?  I dont like massages myself, I find it a right bastard trying to get the coconut oil out of my cardigans.  And when I give them it always leads to a bit of love like.  I dont do shagging, im like David Dickinson or Rodney off Emmerdale.  But with the ego of Brian Clough.

Im not too bad ta, slightly worried about my right leg, the lower bit, I dunno if its shin splints but if it is I need time out from sport and that has never happened.  I'll play through the pain, I can her the music now

I can be your hero Bayyyybe

Glad you had a good un and long may that continue
Yep it were chocolate with chocolate icing, chocolate shavings and Maltesers, i thought it was going to be too rich for me but it was absolutley delicious, i would have saved you guys some but Antonia's fat little brother was there so half the cake was gone before we even got stuck in.

Your leg is fucked yo?

Cheers Liq
Melt Mars Bars dow nand use them as a topping when you make yourself one and lob it in the fridge.  Fucking yes.  Havent made Choc Cake for ages, I do a double/sandwich kind, Golden Syrup in it aswell.  Richer than, richer than .....a lottery winner?

That sounds like one nice bowl to lick, I would lick it like Id lick that xbox/call of duty girl from our perverts thread.  Id would be all over my nose, all over my face.  Anyone else turned on right this second?

My legs just aching from wear n tear I reckon, been playing on Astroturf since I was 8ish.  Then cricket in the summer.  Its an age thing I reckon / hope.  Dont laugh Im serious with this - This time last week it started and it wasnt until the next day I put it down to being flu.  Flu in my fucking ankle.  I dont reckon it is now, just hope it aint shin splints, which come from playing on hard surfaces.
mcminty
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burnzz wrote:

we use our bar be que year round . . .
For the win.

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