1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
Theres a distinct waft of spunk in here.


Own up - Who farted?
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

Not a massive fan of naan's, I'll eat em but prefer to get a poppadom/dum put some rice, sauce and meat on it then eat it as if the poppadum/dom is your plate, habit of mine, I love it too

I remember, she said "pen pidyn" one of the only Welsh words I remember from school, we used to say it most lessons, see if the teacher picked up on it haha
I crumble my Pop's over the top of my curry, or just dip them in the mint sauce.  I love the onion salad and mint sauce you ge tfor starters/appertiser.

Pen Pidyn rings a bell now you mention it the cheeky monkey
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6905|Gogledd Cymru

She been telling you it means dad has she
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6415|The Mitten

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
c'mon, keep it in your pants, remember what happened last time? Took ages to get rid of the bodies, and the police were total bitches too.




and not the fuckable kind of bitches.
EE (hats
SEREVENT
MASSIVE G STAR
+605|6523|Birmingham, UK

1927 wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
Theres a distinct waft of spunk in here.


Own up - Who farted?
whoever smelt it, dealt it
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

The Sheriff wrote:

She been telling you it means dad has she
AHAHAH Thats pretty good actually.  Her Mum looks like a Gargoyle and I dont reckon you would. Did make me chuckle though
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6984|Mountains of NC

Morpheus wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
c'mon, keep it in your pants, remember what happened last time? Took ages to get rid of the bodies, and the police were total bitches too.




and not the fuckable kind of bitches.
cops ..... always frisking me and doing a " random " strip search




but ......... yeah I'm not going to argue








































https://hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sexy-nypd-cop-hoboken411.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

SEREVENT wrote:

1927 wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
Theres a distinct waft of spunk in here.


Own up - Who farted?
whoever smelt it, dealt it
Who said the rhyme committed the crime.

Talking of which after being requested to by Bennis I hope to make a return to the rap/spit thread in the very near future.  Homie boyo's
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6727

SEREVENT wrote:

1927 wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
Theres a distinct waft of spunk in here.


Own up - Who farted?
whoever smelt it, dealt it
Whoever rhymed, did it
mkxiii
online bf2s mek evasion
+509|6652|Uk

1927 wrote:

SEREVENT wrote:

1927 wrote:


Theres a distinct waft of spunk in here.


Own up - Who farted?
whoever smelt it, dealt it
Who said the rhyme committed the crime.

Talking of which after being requested to by Bennis I hope to make a return to the rap/spit thread in the very near future.  Homie boyo's
He who denied it supplied it
Morpheus
This shit still going?
+508|6415|The Mitten

SEREMAKER wrote:

Morpheus wrote:

SEREMAKER wrote:

it wrecks of sex in here
c'mon, keep it in your pants, remember what happened last time? Took ages to get rid of the bodies, and the police were total bitches too.




and not the fuckable kind of bitches.
cops ..... always frisking me and doing a " random " strip search




but ......... yeah I'm not going to argue








































http://hoboken411.com/wp-content/upload … ken411.jpg
EE (hats
baggs
Member
+732|6620
howdy!
whaaaaaaaaaat
><>
+215|5666
wtf...my aim account has been suspended?
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6984|Mountains of NC

baggs wrote:

howdy!
https://aperfectcock.com/pic/gay-cowboy5.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6889|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Goddamn fuckheads sending 9MB bmp screenshots about error messages. Assholes don't know how to save shit in .jpg...
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6913

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Goddamn fuckheads sending 9MB bmp screenshots about error messages. Assholes don't know how to save shit in .jpg...
heh, i dealt with that yesterday . . .oh, the extension on the file said .jpg, but it was bmp. stoopid fuques . . .
baggs
Member
+732|6620
i havent karma'd specialist in a while, brb.
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales

burnzz wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Goddamn fuckheads sending 9MB bmp screenshots about error messages. Assholes don't know how to save shit in .jpg...
heh, i dealt with that yesterday . . .oh, the extension on the file said .jpg, but it was bmp. stoopid fuques . . .
I tell my customers 'sorry I cant do fuck all with that I need a .ai or .eps, it has to be a vector file and not a .jpg'  Oh no problems I'll get one.

Silly cunts save it as an .ai or .eps. and get arsey when I say I still cant convert it.

Ai to plt

eps to plt

cdr to plt

Cdr = Corel Draw.  Plt = plot file

ai = Adobe illustrator   eps = encapsulated post script
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6727

I just imagined the song Don't Stop Believing by Journey using DonFck instead of Don't Stop.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6905|Gogledd Cymru

I need a massive crap, all the bogs around here are shit though, plus, shitting in public toilets is just downright embarrassing.
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7037|London, England

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Goddamn fuckheads sending 9MB bmp screenshots about error messages. Assholes don't know how to save shit in .jpg...
this guy is going to go postal any time now
1927
The oldest chav in the world
+2,423|7089|Cardiff, Capital of Wales
Shezza - Better out than in for a few reasons.  You'll be on it like sonic later and will need a poo down Ritzys or where ever ya off.  What if you pull a buzzard, get her back and ya like 'oh, hold on sec 1 love' and 2 mins later she says in a posh squeeky voice 'Excuse me I need to powder my nose'.

I dont know where you are but its a case of the sooner the better, you got more fuel going in that belly later mate.
baggs
Member
+732|6620
m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-mEK!

hows it fucking going?

ite sheff! ebug, you got donny on the brain or something?
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7108
Sometimes. You people, man.
Surgeons
U shud proabbly f off u fat prik
+3,097|6905|Gogledd Cymru

Haha, yeah, haven't started drinking yet, gonna go for a crap after this practical then start on it. Some guy was having a shit in this clubs toilets once, funniest thing I've seen ever, some guy kept banging on the door and kicked it open eventually. You see this other fella pants round his ankles half asleep having a crap

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