There's plenty of lemmings and executives in the dining area giggling around. All I have is a couple scissors and letterknives. Wouldn't have the chance to kill that many...Mekstizzle wrote:
this guy is going to go postal any time nowUltrafunkula wrote:
Goddamn fuckheads sending 9MB bmp screenshots about error messages. Assholes don't know how to save shit in .jpg...
shut up liq
wow ted is back after 13 hours!
Ive been there and its horrid this is why Im encouraging you now mate. It was in Reading, 2 hours away from home and Im dead in the fucking bogs, shitting and spewing at the same time.The Sheriff wrote:
Haha, yeah, haven't started drinking yet, gonna go for a crap after this practical then start on it. Some guy was having a shit in this clubs toilets once, funniest thing I've seen ever, some guy kept banging on the door and kicked it open eventually. You see this other fella pants round his ankles half asleep having a crap
Was in Pembs on Sat hockeying after the game gotta have a shower, Cuz (housemate) is in the cubicle next door and Im in the spacky shower. How fucking cool, they got a seat in there and rails to hold on. I pull the chair down, stand on it and peer over the top. He's almost finished, I take the top off my shower gel 'squuuuuuuuuirt' on top the top of his head and got back down. I hear his door open, he gets out starts talking to the lads drying off, and apparently starts tapping his head and looking at his hand. Queue fits of laughter, back in he goes to wash it all off.
He's screaming at me 'Your such a fucking peice Birchy' Im sat on this spacky chair trying not to shit cos thats how it feels like your on the bog, pissing myself. We've done that to him before now after cricket aswell, be like 6 of us in their and 1 walks up and just starts pissing on his leg. Funny as fuck.
Cuz - Short for curry head. The asked him to sniff his one night and as he did pushed his face into it the bastards
Radial break. FUCK YEAH!
Here today, Scone tomorrow.SEREMAKER wrote:
http://www.hardees.com/content/products … akfast.jpg
They fill them things with cream and Jam over yur butt
we already discussed this, arnott, that you're not allowed to post when seremaker posts because your names are too similar
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
Im having a beak
Look at it its fucking huge, it would put Concord to shame. Dont trust this one, she tells lies
Look at it its fucking huge, it would put Concord to shame. Dont trust this one, she tells lies
Fuck this shit, I'm going for one now, wish me luck bf2s
you find me an admin to change my name then, smart guyMekstizzle wrote:
we already discussed this, arnott, that you're not allowed to post when seremaker posts because your names are too similar
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
i think that's the first time i've seen someone use fuck this shit in the literal senseThe Sheriff wrote:
Fuck this shit, I'm going for one now, wish me luck bf2s
;ew;Mekstizzle wrote:
i think that's the first time i've seen someone use fuck this shit in the literal senseThe Sheriff wrote:
Fuck this shit, I'm going for one now, wish me luck bf2s
tru story:The Sheriff wrote:
Haha, yeah, haven't started drinking yet, gonna go for a crap after this practical then start on it. Some guy was having a shit in this clubs toilets once, funniest thing I've seen ever, some guy kept banging on the door and kicked it open eventually. You see this other fella pants round his ankles half asleep having a crap
A few years back now after leaving a club and heading back to get a taxi my mate decided he really need to crap. He was completely wankered but none the less, he still needed to poo. So he staggered up a road to the side of this building and decided it was there, in the middle of this public road, that he was going to drop the kids off. So he dropped his jeans and prepared to have his poo, but he didn't squat, he just stood there and proceeded to poo directly back into his pants and jeans. Once he'd relieved himself he pulled up his pants and jeans and started to walk towards the taxi rank as if nothing had happened.
Needless to say the taxi ride home was, different.
Gimme a break, gimme a break, break me off a piece of that kit-kat bar!
Im eating a steak Ahh that cracked me up. Im still chuckling like a fat cunt at it now
okliquidat0r wrote:
;ew;Mekstizzle wrote:
i think that's the first time i've seen someone use fuck this shit in the literal senseThe Sheriff wrote:
Fuck this shit, I'm going for one now, wish me luck bf2s
not quite the absolute literal sense
lick, you creep
i haven't had a kit kat in ages, did you guys know on average 41 kit kats are eaten every second... but that doesnn't compare to the 231 bananas eaten every second
oh yeah someone find me a name to change to, toomkxiii wrote:
change your name to makstazzleSEREVENT wrote:
you find me an admin to change my name then, smart guyMekstizzle wrote:
we already discussed this, arnott, that you're not allowed to post when seremaker posts because your names are too similar
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
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change your name to makstazzleSEREVENT wrote:
you find me an admin to change my name then, smart guyMekstizzle wrote:
we already discussed this, arnott, that you're not allowed to post when seremaker posts because your names are too similar
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
hahahahahbaggs wrote:
tru story:The Sheriff wrote:
Haha, yeah, haven't started drinking yet, gonna go for a crap after this practical then start on it. Some guy was having a shit in this clubs toilets once, funniest thing I've seen ever, some guy kept banging on the door and kicked it open eventually. You see this other fella pants round his ankles half asleep having a crap
A few years back now after leaving a club and heading back to get a taxi my mate decided he really need to crap. He was completely wankered but none the less, he still needed to poo. So he staggered up a road to the side of this building and decided it was there, in the middle of this public road, that he was going to drop the kids off. So he dropped his jeans and prepared to have his poo, but he didn't squat, he just stood there and proceeded to poo directly back into his pants and jeans. Once he'd relieved himself he pulled up his pants and jeans and started to walk towards the taxi rank as if nothing had happened.
Needless to say the taxi ride home was, different.
Even I could have told you that's not her natural hair colour. Silly, silly '27.1927 wrote:
Im having a beak
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1388/nose5.jpg
Look at it its fucking huge, it would put Concord to shame. Dont trust this one, she tells lies
If it is: could you her my number?
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
and you, when you sign your karma messages, don't use 'mk'mkxiii wrote:
change your name to makstazzleSEREVENT wrote:
you find me an admin to change my name then, smart guyMekstizzle wrote:
we already discussed this, arnott, that you're not allowed to post when seremaker posts because your names are too similar
and nobody is going to tell seremaker when to and not post, so its you that's gonna have to take one for the team
use something that looks more different
And your 'still' single? They dont know what they're missing out on do they mate.SEREVENT wrote:
i haven't had a kit kat in ages, did you guys know on average 41 kit kats are eaten every second... but that doesnn't compare to the 231 bananas eaten every second
Like I can fucking talk eh?
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMekstizzle wrote:
and you, when you sign your karma messages, don't use 'mk'mkxiii wrote:
change your name to makstazzleSEREVENT wrote:
you find me an admin to change my name then, smart guy
use something that looks more different
Didnt look at her hair I just opened yup yahoo and typed 'big nose' into the search box. You dont reckon she got a Gingaminge?Pochsy wrote:
Even I could have told you that's not her natural hair colour. Silly, silly '27.1927 wrote:
Im having a beak
http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/1388/nose5.jpg
Look at it its fucking huge, it would put Concord to shame. Dont trust this one, she tells lies
If it is: could you her my number?