Armor Whores Anonymous

2006-04-23 06:08:21

#1

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|7128|Cumberland, MD, USA

A support groups for Armor Whores everywhere! Confess your sins and ye shall be helped.

Hi, my in-game name is InviSniper and I need help and I'm an Armor Whore. Every round I see myself spawning to take the tank rather than to take flags, and if I don't get it I catch myself thinking, "Oh, how easy would this be with a tank." I haven't been an armor whore for long, maybe a week, two at the most so I hope it will be easier for me to kick my nasty habits, but I hope it will be even easier with the help of others like me. So, Armor Whores unite!

(This is more-or-less a joke so if you don't have a sense of humor, don't post. Remember, no sense of humor = no post.)

2006-04-23 06:10:31

#2

Psycho~*DS*~: Banned; +50|7083

I Love To Spawnrape With My Tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-04-23 06:10:33

#3

usmarine: Banned; +2,785|7246

Why is your name sniper then?

2006-04-23 06:15:09

#4

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|7128|Cumberland, MD, USA

That goes back to 1942. I was good, leave it at that. Armor Whores people, ARMOR WHORES!

2006-04-23 07:25:31

#5

Drunken_Tankdriver: Member; +81|7136

Rehab is for quitters!

I love camping spawnpoints with APC's. The splash damage can f* some sh*t up.

Whats even funnier is when you have two apcs w/ engi's manning them sitting in a street and you get guys trying to cross, you shoot at the ground and they bunny hop, and before 1.2, they would dolphin dive. Looked like the enemy was having a hoe down in the street.

Last edited by Drunken_Tankdriver (2006-04-23 07:27:59)

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2006-04-23 07:27:03

#6

Cybargs: Moderated; +2,285|7200

usmarine2005 wrote:
Why is your name sniper then?

coz hes a sniper tank whore

ok i admit im a tank whore... w/ a kd of 5 in a tank

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2006-04-23 07:59:29

#7

InviSniper: The first true Sniper.; +95|7128|Cumberland, MD, USA

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:
Rehab is for quitters!

I love camping spawnpoints with APC's. The splash damage can f* some sh*t up.

Whats even funnier is when you have two apcs w/ engi's manning them sitting in a street and you get guys trying to cross, you shoot at the ground and they bunny hop, and before 1.2, they would dolphin dive. Looked like the enemy was having a hoe down in the street.

+1 Karma for making a "Whose Line is it Anyway" referance.

2006-04-23 08:05:31

#8

Foxhoundmgw: Man of Moebius Morals; +71|7065|Nottingham, UK

Umm, I'm a tankwhore.

I'd quit but I've heard it can cause withdrawals, much like smoking.
I'm grouchy enough without having to give my tank to some fucking noobtard who can't 2 shot that other tank.

Sheesh, I can imagine our first full meeting now:

"I lost my wife-"
"I lost an alien culture who wanted to take me to the planet Arcturus, fuck you!"
"I lost my T-90! You don't know pain fucker... Your brain looks like an egg."

You did mention a sense of humour right?

2006-04-23 08:11:05

#9

Kohlarion: Member; +3|7064|Scotland

im only a tank whore on karkand when trying to get a badge. thats fun, especially shooting down the little alley at hotel where all the mec spawn. i like to watch them hide behind the little box and chuck 'nades at me...

normally im a heli whore.

2006-04-23 08:20:42

#10

ExtremeSpy506: Code Red Pro Sniper Guy; +45|7123|Olympus Mons, Mars

I like to base rape A LOT.
Dont use this to base rape.

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2006-04-23 08:26:25

#11

monkeyboy: Member; +8|7149

Hello friends. My name is Monkey and I've been an armour whore, on and off, for approximately 6 years. I started in the year 2000 when I dicovered tribes, and I've had quite a few relapses since. In 2002 I found a much easier, more popular source for my addiction, by the name of battlefield 1942. I'd dose myself up for hours at a time, savouring the sweet sweet goodness I'd gain from my senseless inconsiderate rampages. After 1942, things only got worse. I started to abuse the street versions, there was eve of destruction, forgotten hope, and the ever addictive desert combat. I whored for hours, with the help of my pimp, mr ASE (now mr Xfire) I'd always find plenty of punters willing to suck on my big cannon.

I had a breif respite. After a while I got fed up with the dirtyness of desert combat, and the cleaner versions just didn't have the same kick as they did before. I was cold turkey for a while. Occasionally having a does of tank whorage in san andreas, but it really wasn't the same thing. So cold and lifeless. No punters to recieve my explosive discharges, just row after row of lifeless zombies. And thats how I felt..... Like a zombie.

Then, along came my current addiction. The first time I saw one of my old babies in 1600x1200, with shadermodel 3.0, I knew I had to strap my belt on for one last hit. 20 hours or so later, and I've managed to please over 1400 customers. If it wasn't for all my whoring, I'd be a bitch with a negative score. As is it stands, I'm a whore and proud!!!!

2006-04-23 08:30:42

#12

Kohlarion: Member; +3|7064|Scotland

+1 for an honest life story

2006-04-23 09:32:52

#13

BellusEndus: Make love not war; +59|7107|Edinburg

I am an armour whore and I will not repent!!! Feel the rath of my barrel you n00bs!!!!

2006-04-23 09:34:01

#14

[BHA]*SharpShooter: Banned; +159|7063|behind you

Psycho~*DS*~ wrote:
I Love To Spawnrape With My Tank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha

2006-04-23 09:38:52

#15

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7294|Nårvei

I would like to spawnrape with a tank but am afraid its adictive and that i would have a huge problem quitting because its obvious that its great fun !

And i do have a clue since im an dedicated claymore-cuddler, managed to irritate a team-member on Shadow fighters last night who teamkilled me the rest of the round ending him with a shitty score and me with a bronze star and expert explosives - and we lost the round by 1 ticket .......

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-04-23 10:44:48

#16

[BHA]*SharpShooter: Banned; +159|7063|behind you

usmarine2005 wrote:
Why is your name sniper then?

lol

2006-04-23 10:57:12

#17

savking: Member; +37|7071|England

i love to amour hore too, i tell you now there is nothin more iritating than the fukin spec ops dik heads.
teh manage to C4 you when your camping somewhere and somtimes you see them do it! but wtf can you do?

2006-04-23 11:00:17

#18

Varegg: Support fanatic :-); +2,206|7294|Nårvei

They are specopwhores, have pitty with them - they where insane in the moment they c4`d your ass and cant be held responsble.

Wait behind the line ..............................................................

2006-04-23 11:34:16

#19

bullit: Tank Troll; +71|7174|London, UK

some spec ops managed to C4 me though i was in F11 mode >.> and there wasnt even any C4 around while capping a flag

/me waves fists at Spec Ops equipment

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2006-04-23 11:37:51

#20

Miller: IT'S MILLER TIME!; +271|7240|United States of America

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:
usmarine2005 wrote:
Why is your name sniper then?
coz hes a sniper tank whore

ok i admit im a tank whore... w/ a kd of 5 in a tank

Just because you have that ratio doesn't mean you're whore armor. I have 5.08 or something like that even though I play as infantry more than anything. Good luck to yall who want to kick thou armor whore habits!

Last edited by Miller (2006-04-23 11:39:21)

2006-04-23 12:00:26

#21

guppy99_00: Banned; +11|7216|kansas

my name is guppy99_00 ill admit i am a tank whore. i tried my best to stop but i failed bad. i mean dont start bad habbits because they stick. trust me i was out the armor vechile for the months of january till beginning march and my stats were going up so i wasnt doing bad my stats were getting better and better. but then i went back to armor not because i couldnt do the ground thing no more but because i love armor so F!@# of people and stop whinning about armor whores we are the shit!!!!!!!!

2006-04-23 12:04:57

#22

sparklet: Banned; +34|7232|stop corecting my grammer!!!!!

guppy99_00 wrote:
my name is guppy99_00 ill admit i am a tank whore. i tried my best to stop but i failed bad. i mean dont start bad habbits because they stick. trust me i was out the armor vechile for the months of january till beginning march and my stats were going up so i wasnt doing bad my stats were getting better and better. but then i went back to armor not because i couldnt do the ground thing no more but because i love armor so F!@# of people and stop whinning about armor whores we are the shit!!!!!!!!

hi im sparklet and i helped gupy tank whore by reapiring him on shaarqi

Last edited by sparklet (2006-04-23 12:05:06)

2006-04-23 12:14:14

#23

IronFerret: Member; +48|7141|Mexico City.

Its nice dont know why people bith about it..
armor its mean to do that anyway.

2006-04-23 12:14:21

#24

Fuzzball_the_Shooter: The Photographer.; +81|7189|Central Valley,California

I'm Fuzz and I'm a tank whore. I love spawn camping and raping the enemy base for easy points on Karkand. So much death for them. I can stop though.....and go whore an APC.

2006-04-23 12:15:09

#25

PunkX: stoned; +198|7108|Canada

My tank > your tank

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usmarine2005 wrote:

Drunken_Tankdriver wrote:

Psycho~DS~ wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

cyborg_ninja-117 wrote:

usmarine2005 wrote:

guppy99_00 wrote:

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