Recently, the bastards in the main stream media have chosen to villanize the actions of Mr. Woods. They cheer when he crushes golf balls down the fairway and wins yet another master. However, careen just one whip off a fire hydrant and into a tree and get caught with your pecker in just a few dozen hot white bitches and all of a sudden he is Hitler in a Nike hat. I call malarkey.
You see, Tiger has spent his life overcoming adversity. He was born with the personality of a malfunctioning robot on a Quaalude. At the age of 12, he had a scant 17 million dollars and a dream. Determined, he delivered to millions of adoring fans victory after victory and inspired hope within a fledgling sport that cried out for a hero.
Now, he has been demonized, the sponsors have pulled the plugs and hot white chicks are turning into cock smoking narcs to dethrone the king on the fairways. A black millionaire athlete mounts a few hot bitches and the world is shocked. An asian crashes his ride into just a few stationary obstacles and, once again, the world is shocked. He was probably crunked off of courvoisier and purple gatorade you judgmental pricks.
I say that Tiger is living the dream, and all you hypocritical assholes have turned hater. To you, I say this: lick the eye of the Tiger. I'm gonna go buy me a Nike cap, a Buick La Crosse, and some purple Gatorade and courvoisier to mix me up a drink I have dubbed "Tiger Fuel." I never gave two shits before, but you now have my support and respect Mr. Woods. You are a true American hero.
You see, Tiger has spent his life overcoming adversity. He was born with the personality of a malfunctioning robot on a Quaalude. At the age of 12, he had a scant 17 million dollars and a dream. Determined, he delivered to millions of adoring fans victory after victory and inspired hope within a fledgling sport that cried out for a hero.
Now, he has been demonized, the sponsors have pulled the plugs and hot white chicks are turning into cock smoking narcs to dethrone the king on the fairways. A black millionaire athlete mounts a few hot bitches and the world is shocked. An asian crashes his ride into just a few stationary obstacles and, once again, the world is shocked. He was probably crunked off of courvoisier and purple gatorade you judgmental pricks.
I say that Tiger is living the dream, and all you hypocritical assholes have turned hater. To you, I say this: lick the eye of the Tiger. I'm gonna go buy me a Nike cap, a Buick La Crosse, and some purple Gatorade and courvoisier to mix me up a drink I have dubbed "Tiger Fuel." I never gave two shits before, but you now have my support and respect Mr. Woods. You are a true American hero.
