Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

... And this little voyage, or Amazing Race if you will, is going to start out by being a comedy.

You see southern Finland is going to be hit by a complete shitstorm around 5am. The weather forecast is basically telling ppl to stay home and go shovel some snow once an hour so you won't get snowed in. My flight should be in the air at 0910. The fun part is that currently the flights are 2h behind schedule already at the airport. Gotta hope the Plowkings can clear the runways and the melting vehicles work fast tomorrow.

I have no problems with a slight delay or anything, but, I have exactly one hour to get my ass on the connection flight that lifts off in Frankfurt. And as the snowstorm will delay the plane over here, my spider sense is telling me my ass is not going be on the connection flight from Frankfurt to Katowice. Plus my luggage will probably be somewhere on the runway or on its way to Dallas or something, since Hans und Horst doesn't know in which plane to put my grey suitcase since the connecting flight is long gone. Eventually I'll be probably getting a pocket warm sandwich as a "sorry 'bout this but ya know the weather mkay?" and getting a later flight to Katowice during the day. Plus I will be wearing the same clothes atleast til wednesday since only Horst and maybe Hans knows where the fuck my socks and underwear are travelling on the globe.

As you see I am already completely cynical about how thing will go, starting in 8h.

If I'm not posting before, say about 16h, it means something weird has happened and I'm on time and happily in my hotelroom with all my things. Or, the plane fell down. But if you see me online before that, you can wait for a nice big rant. Or a drunk update if I'm in a lounge having free beers.

Peace.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6987|Columbus, OH
ask one of the flight attendants which hotel they are staying at and book a room there.
FEOS
Bellicose Yankee Air Pirate
+1,182|6820|'Murka

loubot wrote:

ask one of the female flight attendants which hotel they are staying at and book a room there.
to clarify
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.”
― Albert Einstein

Doing the popular thing is not always right. Doing the right thing is not always popular
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6987|Columbus, OH
ah lol
Poseidon
Fudgepack DeQueef
+3,253|6947|Long Island, New York
Have fun at the...

Don't get too drunk at the...

Meet some girls at the...

Oh fuck it, Poland is boring.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6721

Poseidon wrote:

Have fun at the...

Don't get too drunk at the...

Meet some girls at the...

Oh fuck it, Poland is boring.
It is considering the house of the Olympic athlete that just won silver in ski jumping is a tourist attraction
War Man
Australians are hermaphrodites.
+564|7123|Purplicious Wisconsin
Let me know how hot the chicks are over there.
The irony of guns, is that they can save lives.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6987|Columbus, OH
i have seen some pretty nice looking polish girls in chicago....they didnt know english but thats ok with me
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6869|UK

Poseidon wrote:

Have fun at the...

Don't get too drunk at the...

Meet some girls at the...

Oh fuck it, Poland is boring.
Fuck you, you don't know Poland!!!

Sounds pretty hectic, you would be ultra cool though running around being busy and shit. Have fun boss hope it all works out in the end for you!
Superior Mind
(not macbeth)
+1,755|7102
Poland has some beautiful country side. I imagine there are plenty of old Nazi bunkers to explore.
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6775|California
if i was jewish i would go to poland and trap myself in one of the bunkers and be liek halp nazi zombiez!!
eleven bravo
Member
+1,399|5668|foggy bottom
I doubt youll get the sandwhich
Tu Stultus Es
Dilbert_X
The X stands for
+1,822|6515|eXtreme to the maX
Some big boobed girls in Poland.
Internetz never lie.
Fuck Israel
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5767|London, England
Polish women are hot when they're young... but they age terribly.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
HaiBai
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
+304|5893|Bolingbrook, Illinois
polska is amazing
SEREMAKER
BABYMAKIN EXPERT √
+2,187|6977|Mountains of NC

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

been waiting for the highpoint of this polish joke to hit ... but still on a cliffhanger





oh and polish women

https://polandian.home.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/doda.jpg

https://www.badasshotties.com/images/galleries/ewa1/pics01.jpg

https://cdn.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Polish_Women.jpg








they seem to be so hot ...... that they are in high demand











https://www.middle-east-online.com/pictures/big/_11710_polish-hostage-28-10-2004.jpg
https://static.bf2s.com/files/user/17445/carhartt.jpg
flight number next time peas
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Ya gonna stalk me Kimmmmmm?

LH3107 to Frankfurt
LH3290 to Katowice


Well whaddaya know! The meteoroligsts were wrong once again! Visibility at the airport is muy taco and there's almost no snowing going on. Plow team tho is doing their job. Got a pic of that whit ballet just now. All flights seem to be on time atm. Now the plane is being towed to the gate and I just put the cam away

Hey, there's still time, let's jinx this!

https://knowyourmeme.com/system/icons/1253/original/everything_went_better_than_expected.jpg
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Oh, and I was the first customer at the Oak Barrell pub when it opened at 7am

Beer good, napster bad!
jsnipy
...
+3,277|6932|...

pics drinking plz, so we can drink with you on the internet
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Poland

https://farm5.static.flickr.com/4003/4376038230_57dcdee551.jpg

I need to put an extra lotto row in. Everything really went better than expected. I even have my suitcase intact!

So sorry to disappoint all of you who were waiting for a rant

The cab ride was interesting tho. First the dude didn't want to accept a creditcard when I asked him before the ride. As I was pulling out my suitcase from the trunk he decided he has a card reader. Sneaky Polak... Gotta say, Adolf left the roads here in shitty condition. The highways are look like potatoe fields. Plus the driver has been neglecting his car quite effectively. The Audi A8 was shaking like hell on the highway. Prolly low on tire pressure or the balancing was horribly off. More excitement came when I realized that speed limits are just funny signs along the road. Guy was doing 140 on 70 areas non stop and having a slalom contest with dodging those man-size pits on the road. Finally got to the hotel and the poor guy had to call to some special number due to me being a prick and demanding to pay with my Amex Corporate card.
Once he had given the card number he pulled out one of these age old things and took a copy of the card. Lel.

https://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/675825/2/istockphoto_675825_credit_card_swipe_device.jpg

Gonna go check the view through the bottom of a pint at the sky bar in the 27th floor soon.

I also saw some ad's of a Club Babylon on the way. Looked... interesting
Mekstizzle
WALKER
+3,611|7030|London, England
yay poland

I don't think I've ever seen that mechanical thing you posted about credit cards, I thought you were talking about one of these:

https://profile-epos.co.uk/retail_till_systems/epos_hardware_images/xtreme_chip_and_pin_card_reader.jpg

Last edited by Mekstizzle (2010-02-21 07:15:41)

Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Näh. He really had one of those -80's thingies in the trunk.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6883|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Googled this Club Babylon. Looks muy interesting!

Link is something that can't be posted in here
Benzin
Member
+576|6408

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Googled this Club Babylon. Looks muy interesting!

Link is something that can't be posted in here
Yea, if you see the words "Night Club" in German or Polish, it's a whore house. Looked up that place just now... definitely a whore house.

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