that's only a paragraph long, linking these four pictures in the order they're posted.
Once upon a time, in a yellow castle a bunch of fish and a snail went for a walk.
Don't ask others to do your homework
lol i'm not, my friend asked me to help her but I'm really shit at writing stuffbennisboy wrote:
Don't ask others to do your homework
A paragraph about those four things should be easy IMO.
Once upon a time there was a man in a castle. He was a crazy motherfucker who refused to talk to anything but fish. If someone brought him a fish that was not crazily coloured he would throw a snail at a tree branch and then go and rape their families. Now you may think that this guy was fucking rich due to the fact that he has a castle. Wel you would be wrong, his castle is made of solid shit and he only has £5.73 and a Wispa to his name, so when his faithful servant Geoffrey brought him a fish that was really boringly coloured (grey to be precise) he couldn't get in a car to go and rape Geoffrey's family as he had none, so he ran, ran like the wind with some Vaseline in one hand and a silhouette of a deer in the other, and god knows what happened that night.
damn straight i got the signature in there too
damn straight i got the signature in there too
Lol I guessed it wasn't homework, I just wanted to faux modCammRobb wrote:
lol i'm not, my friend asked me to help her but I'm really shit at writing stuffbennisboy wrote:
Don't ask others to do your homework
Once upon a time there was a snail that climbed up this wheat thing yeah anyway it ended up in a castle with fish that could walk and they became best friends until the fish trodded on the snail!
cmon guys, serious help please
In a beautiful castle far away, there was this young man who would enjoying spending time in the castle's garden. In this nice garden he found a pond with several fish, and a stream running to and from it. Along this pond were lots of trees and bushes, he would enjoy studying the snails and fish. The snails were particularly interesting though. This young man loved nature, he would often walk. Walking was another one of his hobbies in this beautiful garden full of fish, snails and other animals and insects. He would walk miles sometimes just going back and forth in this place.
That was just a really quick thing...sorry if it sucks.
That was just a really quick thing...sorry if it sucks.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
While strolling thorough my castle grounds, I sat on my bench to view the surrounding landscape in my courtyard. Fish were swarming the food in the pond like sharks in a feeding frenzy. I saw a snail, resting on some weeds, clinging dearly, hoping not to fall down from it's vantage point. Becoming restless once again, I wandered to the edge of the castle's wall and viewed a man who was jogging around the block, trying to burn the cheeseburger that he had just eaten.
Hope it help you.
Hope it help you.
Last edited by BeardedHobo (2010-02-21 15:58:05)
I went for a jog around the castle grounds this morning. So I put on my favourite number 1 Thomas the Tank Engine shoes and I set off. On the way through the main grounds I saw the fish up and swimming about in the pond. As I was jogging I was pondering whether to continue my jog into the nearby woods. So I did and as I did I crushed a snail
Awesome shoes
The castle shone in the early morning sun, a great titan of yellow stone, towers and battlements. The grounds stretched across the leeside of the hill it topped, broken by paths of gravel, manicured lawns, full trees of green, and ponds of Coy - orange, silver and black, shimmering beneath the silky surface. Beyond its high walls was a path, lined with thorny bushes. A snail, hidden within the safety of its toughened shell, clung to the dry finger of one, bouncing in the breeze that drifted along the rocky trail patched with grass. All would be quiet, if it were not for the steady thumping of a child's trainers, running along its length.
castle in fish ate snail went for a walk
I was walking to Castle Dragondorf one day when I stopped by a pond. The pond was full of the King Robert's exotic fish. I stole some fish and brought them home to eat. King Robert raised taxes recently so I thought it was only fair. After recovering from the food poisoning, Scombroid poisoning to be precise, I went back to the pond to get revenge on the fish. On my way I saw a snail in a tree. After taking some pictures with my cell phone I went on my way. After poisoning the pond I went on my way, running, in my Thomas the Tank Engine shoes.
