AND WHEN THE MUSIC STARTS, I NEVER WANNA STOP, IT'S GONNA DRIVE ME CRAZY
dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun dun
LOL1927 wrote:
Approach two girls in a club, walk up to the fat stinker one and sayToilet Sex wrote:
can't imagine why not1927 wrote:
Do you like fruit?
Suck my cock its a peach.
Now Sid the Sexist taught me that chat up line and by the looks of it neither of us have had any joy with it. Odd?
'Hi sexy wanna dance' - Her eyes light up, her knees start to knock, her fanny gives it 'squelch' and shaking with excitment she replies 'yes'
'Good - fuck off then cos Im gonna chat ya mate up - she's lush and your not, take ya time'
Actually we dared a mate to do something very similar, like ask some XXXXXXL girl to dance. She said no... the guy was gutted.
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Should of put a fucking ring on it
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Should of put a fucking ring on it
oh oh oh oh oh oh
Should of put a fucking ring on it
Used to harpoon this one just for fun in my younger days, they always fuck the best as they gotta try that bit harder.Toilet Sex wrote:
LOL1927 wrote:
Approach two girls in a club, walk up to the fat stinker one and sayToilet Sex wrote:
can't imagine why not
'Hi sexy wanna dance' - Her eyes light up, her knees start to knock, her fanny gives it 'squelch' and shaking with excitment she replies 'yes'
'Good - fuck off then cos Im gonna chat ya mate up - she's lush and your not, take ya time'
Actually we dared a mate to do something very similar, like ask some XXXXXXL girl to dance. She said no... the guy was gutted.
T'is indeed a good threadliquidat0r wrote:
http://i46.tinypic.com/6huceo.jpg
Your thoughts, insights, and musings on this matter intrigue me
you're not man enough to deal with this.
8.1 Megapixels!
I need around tree fiddy.
If that was in red I would totally bring her home to my mom. For a birthday gift.DonFck wrote:
8.1 Megapixels!
The shape of an eye in front of the ocean, digging for stones and throwing them against its window pane. Take it down dreamer, take it down deep. - Other Families
You totally should. By the look of the lense, the optics are probably quite good.Pochsy wrote:
If that was in red I would totally bring her home to my mom. For a birthday gift.DonFck wrote:
8.1 Megapixels!
I need around tree fiddy.
I'll deal with that, don't chou worry about that
there's not a camera alive i cannot deal with!
Yeah, I mean I'm not the best with cameras but it isn't as hard to use as an SLR I'd guessMekstizzle wrote:
I'll deal with that, don't chou worry about that
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oh so you're sure about that, huh.Mekstizzle wrote:
I'll deal with that, don't chou worry about that
Just been to the doctor, he thinks I've got pneumocochylisticphanthropilitis, but it's hard to say
shut up burns
or whoever gave me my last karma
shut up burns
or whoever gave me my last karma
shut up burns
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
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Toilet Sex wrote:
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
phew - It aint meToilet Sex wrote:
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
It aint chou eitherChou wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
or mek..Mekstizzle wrote:
It aint chou eitherChou wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
Mek gets it anywayChou wrote:
or mek..Mekstizzle wrote:
It aint chou eitherChou wrote:
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Yeah I know, I just said that.Mekstizzle wrote:
It aint chou eitherChou wrote:
Toilet Sex wrote:
I'll suck off whoever gets Mek's 3,000th karma
It aint me
That was clever of you, to not read it as 1.8. Bravo.
So this morning I noticed that I had parked my car under a pile of snow again. I never learn, do I?liquidat0r wrote:
That was clever of you, to not read it as 1.8. Bravo.
I need around tree fiddy.