ruisleipa
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+149|6631|teh FIN-land
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This is the world's most expensive SUV - but with three bottles of the world's most expensive vodka included in the price tag, it actually appears to be a bargain. The £1million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition has gold-plated windows, pure tungsten exhausts, and the speed gauges are encrusted in diamonds. The seats are not for the squeamish. They are made of one of the softest materials around - leather from a whale's penis. And, just to send the bling factor right through the roof, this SUV also comes complete with an exterior bulletproof Kevlar coating.

But that's nothing compared to the vodka that comes with it. The car company has thrown three bottles of Russo-Baltique, the vodka brand it created this year to mark its100th anniversary, Motor Authority reported. Last year, a bottle retailed for £790,000. It is not a meant to be drunk, the company's website explains - instead it should be displayed as art. That's because the bling of the bottle frankly puts the SUV to shame.

According to the Dartz company's website, the flask, a replica of the radiator guard used for the Russo-Baltique cars, is made from gold coins minted between 1908 and 1912. This is around the time the company manufactured its first car. The flask cap is made from white and yellow gold and contains a diamond-encrusted replica of the Russian Imperial Eagle. And finally, the bottle itself is made of bulletproof glass 30cm thick - just in case.

The car - and vodka - were produced especially for the mega-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year. The car is made by the company that produced armoured vehicles for Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Tsar Nicolas. The seats are indeed of 'real whale penis leather,' says a spokesperson for Dartz Kombat.'It is inspired by the original playboy Aristotle Onassis' yacht Christina O, which had bar stool seats made from sperm whale foreskin.

'Some people have called us crazy because of this, but we think we must make a luxury car till the end.'

Weighing four tons and powered by a V8 engine capable of 450 horse power, the Pombron's maker also claim the car is 'rocket grenade proof'.
'In the past our customers have included Lenin and his revolutionary partner Trotsky,' explains the Dartz spokesperson. 'In fact we are launching a version of this new model in 2012, just for Latin America. 'This will commemorate the fact that Trotsky was killed in Mexico with an ice pick in 1940. 'As such, the Latin version will come with a gold ice axe to mark this fact.'

Keeping the exact details of the car secret, the Pombron's makers say the SUV will be unveiled to Prince Albert of Monaco at the Top Marques opening in April of next year.
Cheez
Herman is a warmaphrodite
+1,027|6847|King Of The Islands

Wow, they made it more ugly.
My state was founded by Batman. Your opinion is invalid.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6987|Columbus, OH
looks cool in a futuristic kind of way.
the leather seats are from whale's penis, meh one step closer from out of the closet.
JahManRed
wank
+646|7036|IRELAND

ruisleipa wrote:

....................three bottles of the world's most expensive vodka included in the price The £1million Dartz Prombron ..............Last year, a bottle retailed for £790,000.
What? So its 1million to buy one hummer, but they chuck in three bottles of vodka which retail at 790 000 each? Thats 2.37million. Am I missing something?
ruisleipa
Member
+149|6631|teh FIN-land

JahManRed wrote:

ruisleipa wrote:

....................three bottles of the world's most expensive vodka included in the price The £1million Dartz Prombron ..............Last year, a bottle retailed for £790,000.
What? So its 1million to buy one hummer, but they chuck in three bottles of vodka which retail at 790 000 each? Thats 2.37million. Am I missing something?
The vodka is made by the same company that made the car. In fact it's probably just shit vodka in a nice bottle. Youre 'not supposed' to drink it dontcha know?
Chou
Member
+737|7199
Buy the car, sell the bottles on ebay, make profit.
Gamematt
Stocking ur medpacks
+135|7071|Groningen, The Netherlands

Chou wrote:

Buy the car, sell the bottles on ebay, make profit.
Sounds like a plan
Wreckognize
Member
+294|6894
Wonder what the MPG is.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5882|Ventura, California
Whales have a dick ?!
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
bugz
Fission Mailed
+3,311|6720

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Whales have a dick ?!
Google it I dare you
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5767|London, England
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5882|Ventura, California

ebug9 wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Whales have a dick ?!
Google it I dare you
Wow I didn't know they had a penis.

I hope they don't jack off in the ocean often ...
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
coke
Aye up duck!
+440|7118|England. Stoke

-Sh1fty- wrote:

ebug9 wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Whales have a dick ?!
Google it I dare you
Wow I didn't know they had a penis.

I hope they don't jack off in the ocean often ...
Most male mammals do tend to have a penis...
Check to see if you have one.
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5882|Ventura, California

coke wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

ebug9 wrote:


Google it I dare you
Wow I didn't know they had a penis.

I hope they don't jack off in the ocean often ...
Most male mammals do tend to have a penis...
Check to see if you have one.
Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
Iconic Irony
Bare Back Rough Rider
+189|5684|San Angelo, TX
It's Russian made, it will just break down, which would be hilarious.

Shop guy: Yes sir, it appears there is a problem with the exhaust system.
Owner: How long will it take to fix and how much will it cost?
Shop guy: Well, your exhaust system is made from 100% tungsten and we will have to order the parts.
Owner: Yes, but how long and how much?
Shop guy: About 7 months and about $600,000.
Owner: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.......
Shop guy: Ohh and we owe you some vodka, Larry saw your flask and downed half of it.   ................The other half he spilt on the seat.
Owner: HHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGLLLLLLLBBBBBBBBBFFFFFLLLLLLAAAAARRRRRRFFFFFFFFRIKIRIKIRIKIRIKIRIKIRIKI
Shadow893
lel
+75|7101|England

JohnG@lt wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=3039368#p3039368
well remembered
ruisleipa
Member
+149|6631|teh FIN-land
tbh it looks like something from robocop or some shiz.
seymorebutts443
Ready for combat
+211|7004|Belchertown Massachusetts, USA
Shifty, watch some nature shows and learn something. Stop wasting your time wanking over the US Marines.
Miggle
FUCK UBISOFT
+1,411|7150|FUCK UBISOFT

JohnG@lt wrote:

http://forums.bf2s.com/viewtopic.php?pid=3039368#p3039368
I feel like KCD posted this months ago
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Finray
Hup! Dos, Tres, Cuatro
+2,629|6197|Catherine Black

-Sh1fty- wrote:

coke wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


Wow I didn't know they had a penis.

I hope they don't jack off in the ocean often ...
Most male mammals do tend to have a penis...
Check to see if you have one.
Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
What the fuck. How stupid are you? Why wouldn't a whale have a penis? How do you think they reproduced? Wishful thinking?
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Shadow893
lel
+75|7101|England

Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

coke wrote:


Most male mammals do tend to have a penis...
Check to see if you have one.
Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
What the fuck. How stupid are you? Why wouldn't a whale have a penis? How do you think they reproduced? Wishful thinking?
successful troll is successful?
bennisboy
Member
+829|7055|Poundland

Shadow893 wrote:

Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
What the fuck. How stupid are you? Why wouldn't a whale have a penis? How do you think they reproduced? Wishful thinking?
successful troll is successful?
no, he is genuinely retarded
-Sh1fty-
plundering yee booty
+510|5882|Ventura, California

Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:

coke wrote:


Most male mammals do tend to have a penis...
Check to see if you have one.
Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
What the fuck. How stupid are you? Why wouldn't a whale have a penis? How do you think they reproduced? Wishful thinking?
I'm so sorry I never felt the need to imagine how a whale reproduces. Also I've seen tons of Sea World stuff and I never saw a dick.
And above your tomb, the stars will belong to us.
GodFather
Blademaster's bottom bitch
+387|6628|Phoenix, AZ
Whale dick? I'll take it!
ROGUEDD
BF2s. A Liberal Gang of Faggots.
+452|5797|Fuck this.

-Sh1fty- wrote:

Finray wrote:

-Sh1fty- wrote:


Well I knew horses, bulls, goats, dogs, cats, etc...

I just didn't think a whale would.
What the fuck. How stupid are you? Why wouldn't a whale have a penis? How do you think they reproduced? Wishful thinking?
I'm so sorry I never felt the need to imagine how a whale reproduces. Also I've seen tons of Sea World stuff and I never saw a dick.
Like most mammals that aren't human, their dicks kinda go inside their bodies. You usually don't see dogs/cats dicks hangin' all about do you?
Make X-meds a full member, for the sake of 15 year old anal gangbang porn watchers everywhere!

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