aerodynamic
FOCKING HELL
+241|6162|Roma

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Peter wrote:

burnzz wrote:


no, there's some things a man just won't do. fuck a crazy woman that legally carries a gun is one of them.
Judging by the article, I doubt she was in a firearms squad. They just give out guns to everybody. That would be dangerous.
"You're dangerous!"
oh snap
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Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6882|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Uzique wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Wish there were more cops like her
ugly fucking skanks?
Like her, not look like her. Jeez Louise, you're a native Engländer. Thought you'd know the difference being in school n' all
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6367|Carnoustie

DeathUnlimited wrote:

DesertFox- wrote:

jay_courage wrote:

All those men refused? Maybe there's something we can't see like an unsexey lisp or a really hairy arse?
You see the picture, don't you? Are you saying that you [i]would[i]?
Scottish people don't know of better
I wouldn't touch that with your dick
I may be Scottish but I have standards unlike some scots
I Friggin Love The Nhs
DrunkFace
Germans did 911
+427|7090|Disaster Free Zone
lol back peddle much?
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|7075

Plain and simple.  Never date a girl who owns guns.  LR22 exempted.
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6986|Columbus, OH

DesertFox- wrote:

jay_courage wrote:

All those men refused? Maybe there's something we can't see like an unsexey lisp or a really hairy arse?
You see the picture, don't you? Are you saying that you would?
Fook yah Jay I'd nail her too...




...






...with a tranquilizer gun
Jay
Bork! Bork! Bork!
+2,006|5766|London, England
Hideous. No wonder she wants to give it up so badly.
"Ah, you miserable creatures! You who think that you are so great! You who judge humanity to be so small! You who wish to reform everything! Why don't you reform yourselves? That task would be sufficient enough."
-Frederick Bastiat
13urnzz
Banned
+5,830|6906

Ilocano wrote:

Plain and simple.  Never date a girl who owns guns.  LR22 exempted.
does the name Joey Buttafuoco ring a bell?
jay_courage
Alive in a sea of mediocre
+131|6367|Carnoustie

DrunkFace wrote:

lol back peddle much?
I can see from my previous comments that it looks like I would, from the pics she is very plain, I wouldn't touch her mainly because she is mental
I Friggin Love The Nhs
Peter
Super Awesome Member
+494|6810|dm_maidenhead
oh i see. I saw Newcastle and assumed it was in awesomengland. Re read it and now I see it was in australia. Now i am less confused.

Spoiler (highlight to read):
Seemed like the type of thing a geordie would do
Ilocano
buuuurrrrrrppppp.......
+341|7075

burnzz wrote:

Ilocano wrote:

Plain and simple.  Never date a girl who owns guns.  LR22 exempted.
does the name Joey Buttafuoco ring a bell?
Not quite.  People who "borrow" a gun doesn't come close to those who are trained to use guns.
Adams_BJ
Russian warship, go fuck yourself
+2,055|7031|Little Bentcock
Disgracefull. Sexual propositioning is one thing but purposefully trying to fuck up her head to get a claim and willing to lie is just a huge let down.
Commie Killer
Member
+192|6795

FFLink wrote:

She's not hot.
Damn right. Bet its all hairy.
Ultrafunkula
Hector: Ding, ding, ding, ding...
+1,975|6882|6 6 4 oh, I forget

Oh you guys. Bet over half of you would be all over her ass at a bar, on a saturday night, that's closing, when you're wasted and desperate to get laid
=NHB=Shadow
hi
+322|6774|California
I would have rejected her too
loubot
O' HAL naw!
+470|6986|Columbus, OH

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Oh you guys. Bet over half of you would be all over her ass at a bar, on a saturday night, that's closing, when you're wasted and desperate to get laid
shoot dawg then the next sobering day, cursing youself out for bringing her to your place and swearing off no more hard liquor. Not like I have been down that road a couple of times.
wah1188
You orrible caaaaaaan't
+321|6868|UK
Just fuck her don't be a pussy!
Nappy
Apprentice
+151|6638|NSW, Australia

Its a shame she got so far through training etc
-Whiteroom-
Pineapplewhat
+572|7067|BC, Canada

loubot wrote:

Ultrafunkula wrote:

Oh you guys. Bet over half of you would be all over her ass at a bar, on a saturday night, that's closing, when you're wasted and desperate to get laid
shoot dawg then the next sobering day, cursing youself out for bringing her to your place and swearing off no more hard liquor. Not like I have been down that road a couple of times.
everybody has done it...
jord
Member
+2,382|7086|The North, beyond the wall.
I'd oblige should she agree to do me, and the male population a favour and take a trip to Dignitas.

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